The sun has come out. Ever since Santana and Brittany were reunited. After the amazing threesome between Santana, Naya, and Brittany, Naya leaves, giving the girls their privacy. Brittany and Santana lie in bed not bothering to put on clothes. Santana lays her head on Brittany's chest contently, playing with the locks of her hair and just listening to the sound of her girlfriend's heart beat. "You have no idea how depressed I was when I didn't hear your heartbeat. I will never forget that feeling," Santana says sadly.
"I know baby. I'm here now and that's all that matters right, San?" Brittany says.
Santana nods against her chest and kisses her collarbone, and the two just lie there, content to just listen to the sound of each others' breathing.
Meanwhile, Paula Deen flaps away but she only gets about six feet in the air before the sun melts her butter wings and butter showers down on Quinn, greasing her thunder things and body with delicious lube. Paula flop to the ground and notices a butter wing across the street. Sam notices her eyeing it and asks, "Paula would you like that wing across the the street?"
"Oh yeah I would like that Vera Wang (ha get it the designer named Vera Wang...no? okay) over there, y'all," she says.
Sam nods and looks both ways before crossing the streets, flipping his hair in slow motion. He then glides across the street, picks up that Vera Wang and gives it to Paula. "Thank ya darling. Bai now y'all!" Paula says as she attaches the wing and flies away lopsidedly.
Santana is curled up into Brittany's side with her arm thrown around Brittany's stomach and her legs tangled with hers when Brittany speaks up. "Babe do you want to hang out with Quinn and Sam? We can go and get something to eat. I'm hungry," Brittany says with a pout and her stomach rumbles. Santana laughs and hugs Brittany close before saying, "But its so comfy here."
"Pleaseeee," Brittany whines.
Santana relents from that pout and whine and says,"okay. Anything for you my darling."
Brittany cheers and gives Santana a quick chasté kiss. She gets out of bed and starts to get ready with Santana.
Quinn and Sam lay in bed together after finishing their 12th round and laying in bed for a bit. "That was awesome,"Sam says dreamily and Quinn giggles. She's about to reply when she gets a text from Brittany that says:
Bitch this the fifth teeth muthafuckin time that I called and left yo ass messages
I dun text yo bitch ass and you aint responded to nothing
What the fuck is you doin who tha fuck you out there with you think I'm stupid my girls dun already put me up on yo ass tonight bitch when you get home I got som news foe yo bitch ass
There were 14 other messages.
"Shit. Brittany was trying to contact us," Quinn mutters.
Sam sits up and the blanket falls, exposing his abs. "Is everything okay?" He asks.
Quinn gets a little distracted by Sam's abs but shakes her head and says, "no. She's just hungry and she wants to meet us at Hooters to eat." Quinn chuckles. "Brittany gets very grumpy when she's hungry."
Sam agrees and they start to get ready together.
Brittany knocks on Quinn's door and waits patiently for her to answer. She wraps her arm protectively around Santana's waist and says,"Ok when this door opens I'm gonna have to warn you. They could be all naked and shit or making out or making Mac and cheese without the Mac and cheese and just butter in a pan so brace yourself."
Santana's eyes widen but she says,"o-okay."
Just then the door swings open and Quinn is stood there all neatly dressed with Sam (equally as dressed) behind her.
Santana sniffs the air and grimaces. "It smells like sex in there," she says pretending to gag.
They laugh and Sam says,"Well maybe cause we did things in there that you wouldn't imagine in your wildest dreams." He smirks and looks at Quinn who is blushing.
Santana rolls her eyes and looks at Brittany who is biting her lips, looking back at her. Santana smirks and slaps Brittany's ass playfully and says,"Pretty sure we've done all that and more." Santana raises her eyebrow as if to challenge Sam and he's about to say something back when Quinn clears her throat and says,"ooookay so how about that food?"
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The four walk into hooters with the swagger and fierceness of the plastics from mean girls. Brittany looks around at the hot girls wearing clothes that shouldn't be even be called clothes, the guys that look like they are truckers, and the food. "Hot," she mutters under her breath. And Santana elbows her in the side and hisses, "I heard that!"
"Ow! San I was talking the extra spicy wings on the menu." Brittany points to the sign that says "fire red hot wings! Made with the hottest peppers in the world. See how long you can last!"
"Oh." Santana says and starts to blush.
Brittany smiles at how cute Santana is and says,"don't be embarrassed hon." She laughs.
"Ooh ooh i wanna try those wings!" Sam says excitedly.
"I don't know, Trouty. Don't think that you would want those gigantic lips of yours to get third degree burns," Santana says with a smirk.
Sam shrugs and says,"I still wanna try."
"If you can eat the whole basket then you get a hundred bucks. If you don't then I get a hundred," Brittany says.
"Deal!" Sam says and they shake on it while Quinn and Santana roll their eyes at their respective loves.
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Sam puts one of the hot wings in his mouth and starts to chew but his eyes quickly start to water and he puts it down. "O-o-oh m-my gosh t-that's HOT!" he screams and grabs the one glass of milk provided and takes a gulp.
Quinn looks at him with an unimpressed expression as Santana and Brittany laugh their asses off. Quinn grabs the hot wings and starts tearing into them, eating it like it's bacony bacon filled bacon burger. She finishes the basket in seven minutes. A new record for the restaurant and everyone claps except Sam who is looking at her in awe. Quinn simply sucks her fingers clean and downs the glass of milk. "Oh it's coming!" Quinn suddenly says and she releases a deafeningly loud burp making her sound like fucking Mufasa in the Lion King. Sam's hair gets blown back and he closes his eyes as Quinn practically roars at him. Quinn finally gets quiet and the whole room gets silent before erupting in cheers and applause. "Bow down to me bitches. Orgasm in my mouth mmm."