Paula Deen snaps the elastic glove on her hands. "Alright y'all when I say so, you gon jump right in," she says. She holds open the folds of Quinn's vagina with one hand and gets a wand made out of butter. She holds it and resembles the fairy godmother from Cinderella red neck version. She nods at Sam, and Sam dives head first into Quinn's vagina, and he screams as Paula stabs his asshole with the butter wand, shrinking him and he goes into her hole with ease (butter lube again). Brittany and Santana look at each other worriedly before doing the same, Brittany reaching up and grazing Quinn's clit, yelling, "you're welcome!" But it cannot be heard over Quinn's moan. Kitty nervously looks at the hole and at Paula who slaps her and says, "get on with it!"
She dives into the hole like an Olympic swimmer dives into the pool and when Paula stabs his ass, he moans loudly. Kitty blushes and lands on the floor of Quinn's vagina and the others look at her smirking. Suddenly Santana screams. She points at the strange beasts coming at them and screams, "CRABS!"
Sam yells,"Find a weapon!" The group nods and scrambles off to find something, anything, to find the vicious creatures with. Sam manages to find an iron crowbar, Kitty finds a knife, and Brittany finds a bow with a limited number of arrows. Santana finds nothing, so she stays close by Brittany's side. The gang come back together and look at the menacing beasts snarling and sharpening their claws on the floor. The group stands back to back giving them a 360 degrees view as they grip their weapons.
The crabs surround them. There's no where to run. Suddenly one crab lunges Sam does his best to defend himself, hitting back the giant claws coming at him. All of the crabs close on their prey. They have been driven mad by the ever lasting sound of Quinn's queefs. Brittany shoots left and right getting some crabs to fall to the ground dead, and Sam bashes the crabs' heads in with his crowbar. In the midst of their fighting, they hear a shout of pain and look over to find Kitty thrown to the ground by a crab. The crab raises a claw and is about to strike the last and fatal blow when..
A whooshing sound goes over Kitty's head and the crab stumbles back and falls to the ground dead. A ridged dildo is stuck into its head. "What the..." Kitty mumbles. She looks behind him and sees a sexy guy with a Mohawk on his head and smirk on his face watching her. Kitty quickly picks up his knife and before she has time to thank the guy, another crab comes at her and she is forced to focus on defending herself. More dildos fly and kill off the remaining crabs. As the last beast falls, the group looks over to the bad ass guy with the dildo gun. The mysterious man slowly puts down the rifle and walks over to them.
"You're welcome," he says, smirking cockily.
Brittany and Santana roll their eyes while Sam is speechless and Kitty is looking at the man with a grateful expression.
"T-thank you so much! I owe you my life," Kitty says dreamily.
"My pleasure," the man says, looking Kitty up and down once. "The name is Mark."
"Hey Mark. I'm Kitty." Kitty smiles. Mark smiles back when Sam says,"And I'm Sam!"
Brittany and Santana follow suit and introduce themselves.
"So it was you. You were the one shooting the dildos out of Quinn's vagina." Sam says glaring at Mark.
"Damn straight. It was fun pulling out that reaction out of her." mark says.
"Well you need to stop. Do you even want to get out?" Sam says.
Mark shrugs and says," sure. But first, I wanna explore this place some more. If this chick can suck in a whole school building, can you imagine what else she sucked in? There could treasure, new species of animals, houses made out of butter, Osama bin Ladin..anything! You up for the adventure?" Mark says with a glint in his eyes.
"Let's do it," the group says at the same time and get in a circle, raising up their joined hands. "To the vagina explorers!"