The group continues on, coming across many strange things including keys, a cactus, a part of a dick that probably got broken in half by Quinn's walls mid fucking, a dildo, a jumbo bubble maker, and a baseball bat. Brittany yawns and lays her head on Santana's shoulder. "I'm tired," she says. Santana strokes her hair lovingly. "Yeah let's set up for the night," Sam says. Mark nods and breaks more furniture, punching wood, breaking tables and chairs into firewood, all the while looking at Kitty and showing off. Kitty practically swoons. Sam collects vagina discharge and Brittany and Santana lay down letting the boys do the work. Mark and Kitty bring back the firewood and put it in the pile, spreading vagina discharge on it and throwing the torch on the pile, igniting it and making a bonfire. The group lays down, Sam by himself, Brittany and Santana cuddling together, and Kitty and Mark wrapped up in each others' arms. They slowly fall asleep and Sam has an interesting dream.
SAM POV
We're naked and I'm looking at the beauty in front of me, who's name is Quinn. We were finally reunited after i came out of her vagina (weird right?) but anyway I'm staring at her while biting my lip. I can feel that my dick is rock hard. I touch her vagina and feel that it's sopping. "Oh baby you're so wet," I practically moan out. I suddenly thrust into her vagina, hitting my mark and my dick is surrounded by warm wet walls. "Fuck baby that's amazing. God you feel so good around me," I groan. Quinn screams my name and man she looks so fucking sexy right now. I pull my dick so it's at the tip and then roughly thrust my dick back into her sopping wet pussy. I piston in and out going faster faster harder and harder! "Shit shit OH I'm gonna OH FUCK IM GONNA CUM!" I yell and Quinn barely manages to get out a, "me too" in between her uncontrollable moans. My eyes squeeze shut and my mouth falls open as we orgasm at the same time, shooting my load into her vagina. "Fucking take it!" I groan as I keep on pumping in and out, riding out our orgasms.
Sam is jolted awake and harshly brought back to reality when mark shakes him and wakes him up with a grimace. "Dude you were having a hardcore sex dream," mark says nodding at the white liquid covering most of the environment. "Oh shit. Whoops." Sam mumbles as he sits up. Brittany is squeezing her eyes shut as she desperately tries to get the cum off her face and Santana watches with a sympathetic expression. Mark brushes the cum off his shirt and Kitty tries to get it out of his hair. The bonfire was put out, and only a puddle remains. Sam blushes hard and pulls up his pants muttering, "sorry" over and over again. Santana is about to say something bitchy back when she hears a moan and groan come from behind her in the dark. Mark mutters a "shit!" Before he strikes another torch and re ignites the bonfire. It lights up the place and the group finally sees what woke them up, zombies coming at them from all directions.
Santana screams and cowers into Brittany's side, as Brittany fumbles to get an arrow into her bow. Sam scrambles up and gets his crowbar, gripping it and getting into a fighting stance. Kitty flips out his knife and Mark loads his dildo gun, cocking it and aiming it at the oncoming zombies. The group fights valiantly side by side. "They're too many!" Sam yells as slashes the crowbar across a zombie's head, killing it. Brittany pants as she shoots an arrow through a zombie's heart. "I'm running out of arrows!" Brittany yells. Kitty sweats as she slashes and stabs the zombies with lightning speed and Mark fights next to her, shooting zombies down. He reloads and yells,"I'm running out of dildos!" A scream pierces through the sounds of the undead. Brittay looks back to Santana but sees that a zombie has latched it's teeth into her arm. "No!" She screams and she quickly shoots the zombie in the head. Brittany falls to her knees and holds Santana in her arms. The zombies close in around them and as the guys try to get to the girls but its too late.
All hope seems to be lost. The zombies close in on their kill. Brittany's tears fall onto Santana's body that has the fever rapidly spreading through it. "Baby please don't leave me again," Brittany sobs, caressing Santana's face, and ignoring the zombies pawing at her skin and sniffing the pulse at her neck. Santana says faintly,"we'll always end up together. We always will..we will.." Santana's eyes glaze over into a lifeless blank white pupils. Santana makes a lifeless and animalistic sound, and that's the last sound Brittany hears before a zombie tears into her neck. Mark, Kitty, and Sam finally fight the way all the way to the middle of the feasting circle and the first thing they see is Brittany's blood splattering the surrounding zombies and Santana as a zombie herself crawling over to have a piece of the meat. Kitty sobs and he breaks down. Just then light pours into the room and Paula Deen whips her butter horses,"faster y'all! Don't worry! I'm here, y'all"
Paula Deen jumps off her flying reindeer carriage made out of pure butter. She flaps flaps flaps down in a rhythm. She takes hardened butter swords and throws them to the guys and they slash away, discovering that these swords are super strong and rock hard. Harder than even diamonds and Sam's dick this morning. Bodies hit the ground and Paula Deen reaches energy level 9000 like Dragon ball Z. Her hair turns a golden butter color and she yells her war cry,"NIGGASSSSSS!" She screams and she turns into a tornado. Liquid butter swirls around her and she raises up into the air in the middle of the tornado. Her eyes glow and the energy coming out of her heats the butter. She screams and the butter shoots at the zombies killing them all except..one. Paula drops to the ground exhausted and drained,"WOO! Y'all!" But no one is paying attention to her cause the boys had ran to the lesbian couple. Or what's left of them. Santana as a zombie is hunched over the corpse of Brittany. Several chunks of flesh have been ripped off of Brittany's body and Santana's lifeless pupils are just staring at her. Santana the zombie whimpers and sniffs at the blood but doesn't tear into her like any zombie would. Brittany's lifeless eyes stare at the ceiling. Mark nudges Cole and asks," what the hell do we do now?"
"Nothin a little Martha Stewart can help with!" says Paula and she morphs into Martha, apron and all, with a spatula sticking out of her pocket.
AN: Don't worry Brittana is endgame okay, y'all?
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