NoName-chan: I'M SORRY! I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN A WHILE! T_T
Lenalee: Aw, it's okay, NoName-chan! You were working on other fanfics!
Lavi: You're only okay with that 'cause you're the main character!
Lenalee: *chuckles* Guilty!
Kanda: *rolls eyes* Whatever. I didn't miss this story.
Allen: *wallowing in self pity*
Christina: What's his problem? *STILL awkwardly holding hands with Allen*
NoName-chan: Oh, don't mind him. It's just that Kanda, Lavi, and Lenalee finally get introduced in this chapter, so he loses screen- er…. Page?- time.
Lavi and Lenalee: Yay!
Allen: No! T_T
NoName-chan: Yes!
Kanda: *smirk*
Christina: CAN WE JUST GET ON WITH THIS?! The sooner I can let go of Allen's hand, the better!
Allen: I agree! Someone do the Disclaimer!
Lavi: Lenalee?
Lenalee: NoName-chan does not own DGM~

….

Christina's legs cramped. Her heavy breath fogged in the cold air around her. After leaving the cavern of roses, she had been following Allen for over an hour! Where in hell could his friends be?

The entire time they had been searching, the yells of the boy Allen called "Lavi" had continued to echo throughout the city. The yells seemed to be getting louder, but they had been doing so for the past 20 minutes. Christina had no way of knowing if her and Allen were getting any closer to his friends.

After another 15 minutes, which felt like hours, Christina saw Allen's face brighten. He grabbed her by the wrist and began running, leading her with a "come on!" She ran after him, easily keeping his pace. Her cheeks grew hot. Allen was practically holding her hand! She continued running with him until he finally slowed to a stop with a wide grin on his face. In front of them Christina saw three people, each looking to be at least a year older than herself. There was a tall boy grinning mischievously. His one green eye sparkled with childishness, while the other was covered with a black eyepatch. He had a shock of fluffy red hair that looked windblown and was held back by a green headband. Next to him, a man appearing to be the same age as the first stood, looking utterly pissed off. His dark cobalt eyes glared at the grinning red head and his lips formed a scowl. He had long, silky-looking, dark blue hair that swayed in the gentle wind. Finally, a sweet-looking girl who appeared to be younger than the men next to her stood, her lips shaped into a gentle smile. She looked at Allen with gentle violet eyes as if he were her family. She had her mid-length greenish black hair pulled into two pigtails. Out of the group, she appeared to be the most understanding.

"Allen-kun!" the girl said happily. The red and blue haired figures turned to see the snow-haired figure.

The red-head grinned. "Oi, Allen! Nice of you to finally show up!"

The blue-haired figure just glared at Allen before muttering "che" and looking away.

The girl spoke again. "Where have you been, Allen-kun? We've been worried sick!"

"The stupid moyashi probably got himself lost again," the blue-haired man said, somewhat mockingly.

A vein popped in Allen's forehead. "My name is ALLEN, BaKanda! Al-len! Two syllables! Or are you really too stupid to remember such a simple name?"

A vein popped in the blue-haired man's head this time. "You wanna die, baka moyashi?"

The red-head stepped in between the two angry males. "Whoa, whoa, Allen, Yuu-chan, calm down!"

Rage sparked in the blue-haired man's dark eyes. "DON'T CALL ME BY THAT NAME, BAKA USAGI!" The man then pulled out a katana and attempted to decapitate the red-head, when the girl spoke up.

"KANDA! Stop trying to slice Lavi's head off!" She then turned back to Allen. "We're you able to find anything? We each came up empty."

Allen's lips then broke into a smile. "I did."

The girl smiled. "Really? You found the Innocence?" Allen nodded his head. "Well, where is it?"

Allen then looked back at Christina with a smile and motioned for her to step into the light. She did as she was instructed. "Meet Christina Amor. The newest Exorcist of the Black Order."

The girl smiled with glee. "You found the Innocence and its accommodator? No wonder you took so long!"

Allen then looked at Christina and motioned to the pigtail-haired girl. "Christina, this is Lenalee Lee." Christina looked at the girl, who smiled back at her sweetly as if she was already seeing them as sisters. Allen then motioned to the blue-haired man. "That's Yuu Kanda, but if you don't want him to run you through with his katana, Mugen, just call him "Kanda." Christina now looked to Kanda, who was emotionlessly looking her up and down as if trying to decide what to make of her. Finally, Allen motioned to the red-head. "And this is Lavi." Christina looked at Lavi with her warm golden eyes. He was staring at her, eye wide, his jaw hanging open. Christina could've sworn she saw a small heart in his eye.

"STRIKE!" Lavi yelled, before passing out with a nosebleed. Everybody except Christina sweatdropped.

Christina looked at his unconscious figure. "Um... Is he okay?"

"Yeah," Lenalee responded with an exasperated sigh. "But it appears that he has a crush on you."

"Oh... Wait, WHAT?" Christina shouted, her face red.

Lenalee chuckled a bit. "It's no big deal. Hey, let's all hurry up and get to the train station. Our train back to the order leaves soon and I don't want to have to wait until tomorrow to go home if we miss it."

Kanda glared at Lavi's unconscious body. "How do you suppose we wake the usagi up?"

A mischievous grin appeared on Allen's face. "I have an idea..." He crouched down and whispered in Lavi's ear, "Kanda got a girlfriend."

Lavi's eye shot open and a large childish grin appeared on his face. "OH, YUU-CHAN! I JUST KNEW THAT YOU WEREN'T A COLD-HEARTED, ASEXUAL, SINGLE DRAG QUEEN!" Lavi narrowly missed being cut in half by a certain katana-wielding swordsman.

"DIE, BAKA USAGI!" Kanda yelled in rage as he chased the fiery-haired boy with Mugen.

"ALLEN!" Lenalee scolded.

"What? It woke him up!" Allen reasoned, chuckling.

"Okay, that's enough! Everybody stop fighting and grab bags so we can leave already!" Christina noticed the boys cower a little bit and nod their heads eagerly. She guessed that Lenalee didn't yell very often.

After the experienced Exorcists picked up their luggage, the group ran to a train station in the city.

Chapter 5 End

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NoName-chan: THIS IS THE SHORTEST CHAPTER YET! GAH!
Allen: So how did you guys like the character introductions?
Kanda: I hated it. I didn't murder Christina.
Lenalee: I hated it. This chapter was horribly written.
Christina: I hated it. Lavi's was a perv.
Lavi: I loved it. I got to be a perv ;)
Christina: *Hits Lavi over the head with a lamp*
Lavi: *knocked out*
Kanda: OI! IT'S MY JOB TO KILL THE RABBIT!
Christina: GET A JOB, YOU DRAG QUEEN!
NoName-chan: I can see another pairing blossoming here~
Kanda and Christina: WHAT?!
Allen: Yayz~! :D
NoName-chan: Don't worry, AllenxChristina is still the main pairing.
Allen: No~! D:
Lavi: *Conscious again* My perviness earned me a spot in a Christina pairing, too! :D
Tyki: Same here!
Lavi: High five for being Christina pervs!
Lavi and Tyki: *high five*
Kanda: How'd a Noah get here again?
NoName-chan: Because I let him into the Author Note.
Allen: There's too many Christina pairings in this story.
Lenalee: I think it's cute~!
Christina: I don't! I'm becoming too Mary Sue-ish!
NoName-chan: I know….. T_T
Lenalee: Awww it's okay~!
Allen, Kanda, Christina: NO IT'S NOT!
Lavi, Tyki, Lenalee: YES IT IS!
Road: You guys are weird.
Allen: Coming from YOU?
Kanda: Okay, seriously, this whole "casual conversation with Noahs" thing is getting a little ridiculous.
NoName-chan: YAY! IT'S ROAD~! ROADROADROADROADROADROADROADROAD~!
Christina: What the-?
Allen: Road is her favorite character (tied with me, Lenalee, Lavi, and Kanda.)
Christina: Why?
Allen: Well…
NoName-chan: *pulls out a bunch of sharp candles* Shall we go kill innocent people together, Road?
Road: Of course, Bestie!
NoName-chan and Road: *Link arms and skip off into the sunset together while killing people with sharp candles.*
Allen: That's why.
Christina: Wha…?
Allen: NoName-chan is EXACTLY like Road on terms of childishness and evil sadisticness.
Christina: Oh. I'm scared.
Lavi: We all are.
Kanda: This Author Note is WAY too long. I think there's more Author Note than actual chapter here!
Allen: For once, I agree with BaKanda.
Lenalee: Til next time~!