NoName-chan: I'm back again~! As an apology for having the previous chapter suck so much, I'm going ahead and posting Chapter 6. TWO CHAPTERS IN ONE DAY! YAY!
Kanda: *Laughing ass off*
Allen: KANDA'S L-LAUGHING?!
Christina: Oh dear God, it's the apocalypse!
Lenalee: Not quite.
Allen: Then what is it?
Lavi: I know. *Smirks*
Christina: Well? Tell us!
Lenalee: Oh, you'll find out soon enough ^^
Allen: Christina, I'm scared.
Christina: It's okay, Allen. I am, too. *hugs Allen in reassurance.*
Allen: *sobs into Christina's shoulder*
NoName-chan and Lenalee: AAAWWWW SO CUTE~! ^^
Lavi: Well, while those two fear for their lives and purity, someone do the Disclaimer.
Road: NoName-chan does not own DGM~!

Once they boarded their train, Christina was surprised to find herself in a first class cabin. The young girl noticed that Allen looked a bit confused and asked what was wrong.

"Well, we weren't expecting to have a fifth companion with us on the way back, so we only have one room..."

Christina was dumbfounded. "So?"

"There's only four seats."

Lenalee proposed a simple solution. "It's no big deal, Allen! Christina will just have to sit on somebody's lap." Christina paled.

"W-what?" the younger girl stuttered, and Lenalee laughed.

"So who's lap are you going to sit on?" Lenalee asked with a mischievous grin.

Before she could say anything, Lavi piped up. "I volunteer! I volunteer!" he eagerly chanted. Christina paled even more.

Lenalee saw Christina's discomfort and giggled softly. "How about she sits on Allen's lap instead?" the dark haired girl suggested.

"W-WHAT?" Christina exclaimed, her face red. She soon realized that Allen had spouted the same reaction.

Lavi pouted. "AAAWWWW! But Lenalee- "

"No" buts"!" Lenalee replied sharply.

At the sharpness of Lenalee's tone, the rest of the group paled and immediately did what she said. Despite it being a first class cabin, the area was still cramped. On one side, Lavi happily took the window seat with a scowling Kanda next to him, who was clearly annoyed with the arrangement. Across from Kanda, Lenalee sat, and finally, next to Lenalee in the other window seat, a very red Allen sat with an even redder Christina on his lap. 'Oh great...' the light-haired girl thought. 'Not only do I have to sit on Allen's lap, but I'm also across from the pervert.'

The group sat in silence for a while. Christina looked out the window, trying to take her mind off of her current seating arrangement. Out of the corner of her eye, she noticed that Allen was staring in the other direction at the door to the cabin, clearly having the same goal in mind as she did. She also noticed the amused expression on Lenalee's face as she smiled at Allen and Christina, finding their embarrassment cute. The light haired girl then glanced at the other two members of the group. Kanda had his eyes closed, so Christina figured he was sleeping. Then she noticed that Lavi was staring at her with a smile that was a little bit too friendly. She began to shift uncomfortably until she remembered that she was on Allen's lap and stopped. 'Why won't he stop staring at me? Am I going to have to deal with this everyday at the Order?'

Finally, Lavi broke the silence. "Hey, I think Yuu-chan is asleep," the red-head whispered with a childish grin on his face and pulled out a marker. 'I have a bad feeling about this...' Christina thought. The second the wet black point touched Kanda's face, the man's eyes shot open and he had Mugen at Lavi's throat.

The red-head gulped. "N-now, Yuu-chan. Calm down..."

Kanda just looked even more irritated. "DIE, BAKA USAGI!"

Lenalee hurriedly said, "P-please calm down! We're on a train, and it's dangerous, and-!" As if on cue when Lenalee said "dangerous," the train hit a bump on the track, causing Christina to fall forward.

"Christina!" Allen yelped. Once the train ride became smooth again, Christina opened her eyes to have them meet two very dark ones. She sat up to find herself laid across a very pleased looking Lavi's and a flustered looking Kanda's laps. She shrieked and immediately jumped back to her previous seat on Allen's lap, her face redder than a tomato. 'I can't believe that just happened!' She looked over to find Lavi grinning like an idiot and Kanda's cheeks a bit...

"YUU-CHAN, ARE YOU BLUSHING?!" Lavi shrieked in a mocking tone. Kanda glared daggers at him and once again pressed Mugen to the childish boy's throat.

"No, now go die, baka usagi!"

Lenalee tried to settle this again with "Kanda, put Mugen away! What if Christina were to fall again and get impaled?" The blue-haired man grumbled a bit, but put the katana away. 'Wow... Lenalee seems to have the most control of this group. She seems really sweet and wise...' "And as for the issue of Christina falling, Allen, put your arms around her waist."

Allen and Christina just stared wide-eyed at Lenalee with their mouths hanging open and their faces red. 'I take it back! Dear god, I take it back!' "W-what?" they said in unison.

Lenalee just glared at them with a look that said "just do it." Christina noticed Allen's look of defeat, and not wanting to upset the dark-haired girl, the boy did as he was instructed, holding Christina around the waist awkwardly. The girl sat uncomfortably with her arms crossed over her chest and her face red. 'This is ridiculous. I don't need Allen to be my seatbelt.'

The train ride continued for hours, until it was mid-afternoon. Christina, having not slept the night before, was fighting the inviting allure of sleep. However, before she knew it, her eyes were closed and her breathing more rhythmic.

Lenalee was the first to notice. She looked over at Allen and Christina and smiled. Christina was on Allen's lap, snuggled against his chest, sleeping. Allen still had his arms wrapped around the small girl, fearing what Lenalee would do if he removed them, but his face was red. The dark haired girl couldn't help but giggle, however this turned into an amused laugh, causing Kanda and Lavi to look over. When they noticed the source of Lenalee's amusement, Lavi glared in envy at Allen, and Kanda just gave his trademark "che." Finally, Christina woke up. 'So nice and warm...' she thought, snuggling further into the source of the warmth. Suddenly, she remembered where she was. Her eyes shot open and slowly made their way up to find the wide-eyed face of Allen. Shrieking, she jumped away from him, blushing furiously.

After waking up from that unintentional nap, Christina refused to sit in Allen's lap, and asked to sit on Lavi's instead. Lavi quickly agreed to this and happily wrapped his arms around the uncomfortable girl when she sat down, despite her protests. 'Maybe I would've been better off staying on Allen's lap...' The young girl sighed. There was silence for the rest of the trip until the group reached their destination's city late that night. They traveled the rest of the way from the train station on foot.

Christina was exhausted. After the cramped conditions in the train's cabin, her legs were stiff. Her entire body also ached from the stresses of the previous night. She silently celebrated when Lenalee announced when they were getting close.

Sadly, she did not anticipate having to climb up a 200 ft. cliff.

Christina managed to successfully climb up the cliff with the others, mentally questioning how she managed to survive it. Her thoughts, however, were interrupted as Christina took notice of a large building before her. It appeared to be an incredibly large column with a much smaller column attached to it. It gave off an eerie atmosphere, and Christina couldn't help but shudder.

"Well, here we are!" Lenalee said cheerfully. 'Wait... Does that mean that this is...'

Allen turned to the light brown-haired girl. "Christina, welcome to the Black Order."

Chapter 6 End

NoName-chan: And there you have it~!
Allen and Christina: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
NoName-chan: *SHRIEK. Runs for my life*
Allen and Christina: *Chase after me with various weapons*
Lenalee: I was such a fangirl in this chapter :D
Lavi: I was such a perv in this chapter :D
Kanda: I was such a….. wait a second, I BLUSHED?! *pulls out Mugen and joins Allen and Christina*
Road: I wasn't even in this chapter T_T
Tyki: I wasn't in this chapter OR the start note T_T
Allen, Christina, Kanda: *come back dragging a tied up me* WE GOT HER!
Lenalee: *SHRIEK* LET HER GO! SHE'S MY FANGIRLING BUDDY!
Road: *SHRIEK* LET HER GO! SHE'S MY MURDERING BUDDY!
Lavi: *SHRIEK* LET HER GO! SHE MAKES YUU-CHAN DO STUPID THINGS THAT I CAN LAUGH ABOUT!
Tyki: *SHRIEK* Wait, why did I shriek? I don't really care either way.
Allen: We're not letting her go! She made us look stupid!
Christina: And she made us look like a couple!
Kanda: And she made me OOC!
Road: … But she always does that…
Allen and Christina: …. Oh yeah….. *unties me*
NoName-chan: YAYZ~! I GET TO LIVE!
Kanda: LIKE HELL YOU DO! *Starts chasing after me with Mugen again*
Me: *runs for my life again* AAAAAHHHHHH!
Allen and Christina: WOO HOO! GET HER, KANDA!
Lenalee: Um….. Let's go ahead and end this Author Note here….
Road: I agree…
Lavi: Til next time!