NoName-chan: Hi~! I'm happy to announce that this chapter is the longest yet~! You see? I told you that the chapters would stop being so short soon~! ^^
Christina: Longest chapter yet? Oh god, what torture do you have in store for me?
Lenalee: Hey, NoName-chan was relatively nice in this chapter.
Lavi: Yeah, this is for the most part just you getting adjusted to the Order. There's some character introduction, too, but that's about it.
Allen: ….. You guys are lying, aren't you?
Lavi: Only a little.
Christina: *Whimper*
Allen: *Rubs Christina's back consolingly* It's okay, Christina. We'll get through this somehow.
Kanda: Che. We still have like 2 more chapters before I get an important part. Come on, let's get this thing moving.
Road: Not yet! We can't start a chapter without a ridiculously long Author Note!
Tyki: Agreed!
NoName-chan: Well, I'm also happy to announce that I survived Kanda's manhunt in the previous chapter with only 2 broken bones and a few minor cuts! ^^
Kanda: *Growl* I would've done more if Lenalee hadn't gotten out the damn clipboard.
Lenalee: *Holds up clipboard* YOU SAY SOMETHING, KANDA?
Kanda: *YELP* N-NO
Lenalee: That's what I thought.
Allen: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, did BaKanda just YELP?!
Christina: …..Yeah…...
Allen: That's so OOC for him O.o
Kanda: Che. You wanna die, moyashi?
Allen: It's ALLEN, BaKanda!
Christina and Lenalee: *Each slap either Allen or Kanda* SHUT IT!
Lavi: *Gulp* L-Lenalee and Christina got violent….
Christina: And I'll get more violent if you don't put a sock in it, baka usagi.
Lavi: *YELP. Hides behind Kanda*
Kanda: WHAT THE HELL-?! GET OFF ME, YOU DAMN RABBIT!
Allen: Aaaaaaawwww is BaKanda mad at his boyfriend?
Lavi: *GASP* HE LIKES ME BACK?! OH, YUU-CHAN~! *Glomps Kanda*
Kanda: THAT'S IT. THE MOYASHI'S GONNA DIE. *Unsheathes Mugen and starts chasing Allen*
Allen: *YELP. Runs for his life*
Tyki: ….. Is it just me, or is everybody yelping today?
Road: Everybody's yelping today.
Lenalee: Whatever, I'm getting some coffee. *Starts walking toward the coffee machine*
Allen and Kanda: *Not looking where they're going. Crash into Lenalee*
Komui: *Bursts into the room* OH, LENALEE~! *Looks down to find Allen and Kanda on top of Lenalee in a very misleading way*
Allen: K-Komui…. This isn't what it looks like….
Komui: *Pulls out bazooka*
Kanda: SHIT. RUN!
Allen and Kanda: *Run for their lives*
Komui: *Chases after them* GET BACK HERE, YOU FILTHY OCTOPUSES!
Christina: *Sweatdrops*
Lenalee: Um…. Should I do something?
Road: Probably, but…. Nah….. I'm sure they'll be fine…
Komui: *Triumphantly dragging Allen and Kanda out of the room*
Allen and Kanda: *Tied up. Screaming for help from behind gags.*
Lenalee: Um…. Are you sure they'll be okay?
Road: Positive.
*The sounds of loud screams and drills come from a few rooms over*
Road: They'll be juuuust fine…
Lavi: You're evil…..
Road: I know~
Lavi: Well, I guess you aren't the most evil person ever…..
Road: *Smirk* Wanna bet?
Lavi: *chuckles* What could you possibly do to prove that?
Road: *Grins and takes a deep breath* KOMUI! LAVI RAPED LENALEE!
Komui: *Shoots back in the room and performs Lavi-kidnapping ritual*
Lavi: *screaming as Komui drags him away*
Lenalee: WOW. That was cruel.
Tyki: Yeah, I don't think I could even compete with that.
NoName-chan: *Hugs Road* And that's why we're best friends~
Road: Of course, NoName-chan~ *hugs back*
Christina: Um…. While the guys are being mauled, why doesn't somebody do the Disclaimer?
Lenalee: Yeah, I like that idea. How about Tyki? He doesn't get very many lines in these things.
Tyki: NoName-chan doesn't own DGM.
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The Black Order. This building- this unstable-looking, creepy building- was the Black Order. Christina's jaw hung open. She was going to die here. She was sure of it. 'Maybe I was better off taking my chances with the Noahs...' the young girl thought as she looked the building up and down.
Lenalee glanced over at her, seeming to notice Christina's shock. "It's quite something, isn't it?" the dark haired girl stated, looking at the building as well.
"Well, come on! We don't have all night!" Lavi exclaimed, grabbing Christina's hand and dragging her along toward the building, much to her protest. The other three Exorcists followed at a more casual pace.
Christina breathed a sigh of relief when the five had finally all made it to the gates surrounding the dark building, and she was able to wrench her hand from Lavi's grasp. The redhead pouted, but didn't try to regain his hold. A voice sounded from what Christina presumed was an intercom.
"Welcome back, Allen, Lenalee, Lavi, Kanda. Who is this?"
"She's a new Exorcist," Allen replied.
The voice sounded again. "Alright. Let Gatekeeper do a quick examination to see whether or not she's an Akuma and bring her in."
Christina jumped in shock as a large stone face that she'd thought was on the wall for decoration leaned down until it was a few inches from her nose.
The face spoke with a booming voice, "X-Ray Examination!" Its eyes shined lights down onto the frightened girl, and almost immediately formed two X's. "FAIL! SHE CANNOT ENTER!" the face began to cry. "SHE HAS GOLDEN EYES, THE EYES OF A NOAH!"
"She's not a Noah!" Allen protested angrily. "If she was, she'd have the cross-shaped scars on her forehead, and she doesn't! Not to mention that she's an accommodator of Innocence!"
The stone face continued to cry tears from who-knows-where and shouted, "BUT HER EYES ARE GOLDEN!"
"I WAS BORN LIKE THAT!" Christina shrieked.
"ENOUGH!" Lenalee finally shouted. "I have been with Christina for the past day, and I can assure you, she is NOT a Noah. Now open the gate!" Although the face continued to cry, the gates slowly opened and the five Exorcists entered.
"Sorry about that," Allen began to apologize to Christina. "Gatekeeper can be a bit unreliable sometimes. When I first came here, he saw the pentacle-shaped scar on my forehead and immediately assumed that I was an Akuma. However, he does prove his importance when Akuma actually DO show up at our gates." A still shaking Christina simply nodded and followed the rest of the group inside the building.
"You guys go ahead and relax. Allen and I will take Christina to see Nii-san, okay?" Lenalee chirped, turning to Lavi and Kanda. The redhead's face brightened.
"Okay! After all we've done, it's about time I caught up on some sleep," the fiery-haired boy responded cheerfully and ran off. Kanda stalked off in the other direction with silence.
Once the older boys were gone, Lenalee turned to Christina with a smile. "Now, just follow closely okay? It's easy to get lost here." Christina just nodded.
As the three teenagers wove their way through the halls, Christina couldn't help but take note of the many doors that lined the walls. 'Just how many people live here?' the girl silently wondered.
Finally, Lenalee stopped, indicating that the trio had reached their destination. Christina's mouth hung open. They appeared to be in some sort of office with walls lined with books. The rest of the room looked like the devastating remains of a tornado. The entire floor was covered with a thick blanket of papers. Near the center of the room, Christina spotted what may have been a desk, covered with twice the amount of papers as the floor. The young girl was nearly startled when the pile of papers on the supposed desk shifted, revealing a man who looked to be in his twenties. His dark purple hair reached his wide-set shoulders and curled up at the ends. He wore a beret with the rest of his white outfit. From behind a pair glasses, Christina could see his dark eyes looking her up and down then glancing at the other members of the group. The man's lips broke into an overly cheerful smile.
"Lenalee! You're back!" the man exclaimed before he attacked the dark haired girl with a tackle-hug. This was met by a vein popping in Lenalee's forehead and a swift kick forcing the man to release his death grip. After standing up and adjusting his beret to cover the newly-made bump on his head, the man turned to Christina. "And who is this?"
"This is Christina," Lenalee replied. "While on our mission, Allen found her. She's the accommodator of the Innocence we were searching for."
The dark haired man's face brightened. "Really? So you found a new exorcist. Well, " he held out his hand to Christina, "it's nice to meet you! I'm Komui Lee, the Supervisor here at Headquarters." The light haired girl reluctantly shook the energetic man's hand. "Now, if you'll please come with me, we'll examine your Innocence," Komui said as he began to walk toward the door. After receiving a reassuring smile from Lenalee, Christina followed.
The two finally arrived to a small room with some sort of operating table in the middle of it, which Christina was asked to sit on. 'What's this for?' the young girl wondered uneasily.
Komui piped up. "Now, would you mind activating your Innocence for me?" Christina nodded and closed her eyes.
The light haired girl willed the energizing sensation to take over her body again. When she opened her eyes, she found her body wound by the glowing, golden rose vine tattoos. Komui eyed the girl, mumbling, "Interesting... Are there any abilities that come with this, Christina?" The young girl nodded once again. She noticed chairs on either side of the room, and, using the golden rose vines that shot from under her long sleeves, lifted them in the air. She willed the vines to contract round the chairs. They did as she wanted, and tightened until the chairs broke into many splintered pieces. Seemingly satisfied with this, the dark haired man allowed Christina to deactivate her Innocence.
"So it seems that your Innocence resides in the necklace you are wearing, which means that it's an Equip-type. Would you mind removing your necklace for me?" Komui asked, but then looked slightly surprised when Christina shook her head.
"I can't," she explained.
"What? Why not?"
"I just... can't. I can feel it in my heart. This necklace will not come off."
"Absurd. Let me see." The beret-wearing man walked around the young girl until he was behind her and brushed her hair away, exposing her neck. "Oh? What's this?" Komui wondered, seeming utterly confused. "The chain of your necklace... It morphs with your spine."
Christina reached her hand around to the back of her neck to find that he was right. Where there should've been some sort of fix that would allow her to remove the necklace, the two sides of the chain seemed to dip into her skin, connecting to her spine at the back of her neck.
"This is quite strange. So yours is a Parasitic-type. How long have you had this necklace, Christina?"
"Since last night," the young girl answered with curiosity. "Why?"
The older man still looked bewildered. "Well, most Exorcists who chance to have Parasitic-type Innocence are born with it. It's usually part of their bodies, like for instance, Allen's arm is his weapon. But yours is like nothing I've ever seen before. It's its own object, but is part of you at the same time. Tell me, just how did you acquire your necklace?"
Christina began to reply. "Well, I was running for my life last night through the alleyways of that city. I was desperately searching for a hiding place when I saw a faint glow coming from a small hole in the ground. I squeezed myself through it to find that it led to a tunnel. At the end of the tunnel, the glow I'd seen from above seemed to brighten. I began to walk toward its source, but soon found myself sprinting toward it. It was almost like it was willing me to go find it. I could feel an irresistible pull radiating from the object. I soon found myself in a large cavern at the end of the tunnel filled with hundreds and hundreds of roses. In the dead center of the tunnel, I found the source of the glow, which was then much brighter. It was a golden rose. Unable to resist the temptation, I reached out and touched the flower. All of a sudden, the flower began to emit a blinding light. The vines of the plant wrapped themselves around my body, the thorns digging into my skin. I could feel a surge of strength and energy. Finally, the vines melted into the wounds they'd caused, and I looked down to find the wounds gone and myself wearing this necklace. That's when Allen showed up, pinning me to the floor by my throat."
Komui seemed to be deep in thought. After several moments, he replied with, "Well, that is certainly interesting. I've never heard of Innocence doing something like that before. However, it seems that you are one of us either way. Welcome to the Order, Christina!" A smile appeared on the man's lips.
"Thanks," Christina replied with a slight smile. 'He seems so nice... So why do I still feel uneasy about this?' the young girl pondered. Her question was answered when Komui pulled out an unusually large drill with a demonic grin on his face.
"Now for a quick check-up," the man stated, an evil laughter filling his voice. Christina gulped.
"W-what are you going to do with t-that?" she asked, staring wide-eyed at the drill.
"I'm just going to make a few adjustments..." The man chuckled darkly as he stepped toward the terrified girl.
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Allen cringed as he heard a scream echo through the building. "Sounds like Christina is getting her "check-up" from Komui..." he said, shuddering as he remembered a similar experience when he'd first arrived.
"Does this mean that she's a Parastic-type?" Lenalee asked the snowy-haired boy, her violet eyes wide with curiosity.
He replied with, "I guess so," when the screams finally stopped. "Well, on the bright side, it didn't last long."
The green-haired girl smiled. "Yeah. She should be heading to Hevlaska's now, I think. Hey, how about we show her to the Cafeteria so she can eat with us when she's done?" Lenalee suggested.
"Sure!" Allen answered with a nod.
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Christina was still shaking as she rode the elevator down with Komui. 'Oh my god... I never knew something could be so painful... He's a madman...' the young girl thought, eying the older man who smiled as if he hadn't just given her the most painful operation ever to be performed with a drill. The elevator slowed to a stop.
"We're here!" the man said cheerfully as Christina walked toward him with shaky legs. "Well, Hevlaska, meet Christina. She's a new Exorcist here."
"Who's Hevlaska-?" Christina began to ask when a giant snake-like creature appeared before her.
"Innocence..." a female voice sounded from the creature. Tentacles suddenly wrapped themselves around a stunned Christina, lifting her into the air. Before she could protest, or say anything for that matter, Komui piped up.
"It's okay, Christina! That's Hevlaska. She's just going to examine your Innocence, okay?"
Christina pondered about whether or not she should take the crazy scientist's word for it, and decided to trust him, realizing that struggling would probably be useless anyway. Hevlaska lifted the young girl closer to her, then leaned down until their foreheads touched.
"12%... 27%... 49%... 78%... 94%. That is her maximum synchronization with her Innocence. 94%," the creature muttered before setting Christina down and releasing her.
"94%!" Komui cheered happily. "That's one of the highest Synchro-rates I've ever seen from a new Exorcist! Good for you, Christina!"
The light haired girl, being able to vaguely understand what this all meant, simply nodded her head. After a short elevator ride back to the floor the two had been on before, Christina walked off, wanting to get away from the psychotic scientist. Soon enough, however, she found herself lost.
She wandered the halls of the large tower, trying to remember the way in which she'd come before, when she bumped into a petite figure. Christina found herself face-to-face with a woman who appeared to be around the same age as Komui with shoulder-length, curly, brown hair.
"I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!" the woman wailed, tears streaming down her pale cheeks. Christina just stared at her in bewilderment.
'She's apologizing to me? I'm the one who bumped into her...' the light haired girl thought before speaking. "A-ah, it's okay! I'm the one who bumped into you, so I'm the one who should be sorry! Please don't cry!" she said frantically.
The woman seemed slightly comforted by this, and stopped crying. "T-thank you," she stuttered. "I'm sorry for worrying you."
Christina gave the pale woman her best reassuring smile. "It's okay, Miss..."
The woman burst into tears again. "I DIDN'T EVEN TELL YOU MY NAME! HOW COULD I BE SO INCOMPETENT?! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!" the woman began apologizing again. Christina sweatdropped.
"It's okay, it's okay! Please don't cry!"
After much sniffing, the dark haired lady stopped crying and gave Christina a small smile. "W-well, I'm Miranda Lotto. I'm an Exorcist here. W-what's your name?"
"I'm Christina Amor. I'm a new Exorcist here. It's nice to meet you, Miranda." The young girl held out her hand with a smile, and Miranda shook it, trembling. Christina then asked, "If you don't mind I asking, how can I get back to the main halls from here? I'm a bit lost." Miranda shook her head with a sigh.
"I don't know. I'm afraid I'm lost as well. I've been here for almost a year, and I still can't find my way around this place. I'M SORRY!"
After about twenty minutes of trying to comfort Miranda, the older woman finally stopped crying. Christina sighed with relief then said "We'll look for the main halls together, okay?" The pale woman nodded, and the two began the search the halls together. It didn't take long before their prayers were answered.
"Christina! We've been looking all over for you!" Lenalee cheerfully exclaimed. "And you found Miranda, too!"
The woman tackled Lenalee with a huge hug. "LENALEE! THANK GOD WE FOUND YOU!" Miranda cried. "CHRISTINA AND I WERE LOST!"
"Really? Well, it's okay now. Follow me!" The pigtail-haired girl led the two lost girls back to the main halls. "Well, here we are!" Miranda showered her with thanks before Lenalee stated, "Allen and I were actually coming to see if Christina wants to come eat with us. Would you like to come, too, Miranda?" The pale woman shook her head.
"I've already eaten, but thank you. Would you mind showing me to my room, though, Lenalee?"
"Of course, Miranda! It's right over there," Lenalee replied, pointing to one of the many doors that lined the wall.
"Oh, thank you, Lenalee, thank you!" Miranda turned to Christina. "I'll see you later then, Christina." The young girl nodded with a smile and the older woman stumbled off to her room, tripping a few times, and finally walked in.
"Well, Christina, you've met Miranda. She can be a bit... unsure... of herself," Lenalee stated, sweatdropping, then smiled. "Well, even though it's late, how about that meal?" Christina nodded, smiling. She hadn't eaten in over a day, and she was starving! "Good! Let's go. Allen should be saving a seat for us in the Cafeteria."
Lenalee led Christina to a large room filled with several dining tables. The two girls walked over to a counter where a girly-looking man smiled down at them.
"Lenalee! Welcome back! Who is your adorable little friend?" the man asked cheerfully.
"This is Christina. Christina, meet Jeryy, our chef here at the order. He can cook anything you want."
"Really?" Christina said, looking up at the man standing behind the counter. Before she knew it, words were spilling out of her mouth. "I want Chicken Fried Rice, cassoulete, 3 Fish Tacos, Lasagna, 2 hamburgers, 8 rice balls, 15 California Rolls, 3 baugettes, Mabu-Tofu, Lamb Pudding, Beef Stew, pommes duchesse, Sweet and Sour Chicken, boudin blanc, Caesar Salad, 5 helpings of curry, spaghetti, Alfredo, escargot, a chocolate cake, crème brûlée, 6 chocolate éclairs, a box of Pocky, 3 crepes, and 20 Mille-feuilles!" Christina listed. The girl blinked with realization as she registered what shed' just said. She looked over to see Lenalee staring at her, jaw dropped.
Jeryy broke the silence. "Right away, cutie! Oh, I like this one! She's gonna be fun to cook for!" the man said as he walked away and quickly prepared the food. Sooner than Christina thought possible, Jeryy had finished and handed the young girl her massive tray of food. After quietly ordering and receiving her food, Lenalee led Christina to a table occupied by Allen.
The younger girl watched as the boy's jaw dropped when he saw the large tray. "Wow! Somebody eats as much as I do?! I never thought I'd see the day!" Allen exclaimed. Christina then noticed the gigantic pile of plates, both empty and not, in front of him. She set down her large tray across from the boy, who then noticed who'd been carrying the tray. "Christina? YOU eat that much?"
Her face reddened. "Not usually... But for some reason, I feel extra hungry today."
Lenalee set her small dish down next to Allen's many plates. "It's probably due to the fact that your Innocence is a Parasitic-type. Those who use Parasitic-type Innocence tend to have very abnormally large appetites to make up for all of the stress that's put on their bodies. Allen eats a lot, too, as you can see," the dark haired girl said, motioning to Allen's many plates. Christina nodded and took a seat. The three began to eat- Lenalee at a normal pace, Allen and Christina at a pace much quicker than should've been possible. All three finished at around the same time, their plates clean.
"She really did it..." Christina heard Lenalee mutter quietly. Allen just flashed the younger girl a friendly smile, causing her to feel a bit less self conscious. After a few moments of silence, Lenalee spoke again in her usual cheerful tone. "Well, let's clean up our dishes and get to bed! It's incredibly late, and we're all exhausted!"
The other two teens nodded eagerly at the thought of sleep and cleaned up. Lenalee and Allen then led Christina back to the main halls. The light haired girl noticed Allen let out a loud yawn.
"I'm going to go back to my room. Goodnight, Lenalee, Christina! I'll see you tomorrow!" he said, then after smiling at the two girls again, ran down the hall and out of sight. Christina couldn't help but watch as the snowy haired boy retreated to his room. 'He's such a nice person...' the girl thought to herself. She was shaken back into reality by Lenalee's chuckle.
"What?" she asked, hoping Lenalee hadn't notice her staring.
"Oh, nothing," Lenalee replied innocently, clearing having noticed. "Well, your room's this way, follow me!" After being led through several corridors, Christina found herself in front of one of the many doors. "Here we are! I noticed that you didn't have a suitcase with you earlier, so I laid out some clothes that were a little bit too small for me but should fit you perfectly in there. I also set you up with some of the basic necessities, like a toothbrush and toothpaste. I hope you find everything comfortable!"
Christina was a bit surprised, but smiled. "Thank you so much, Lenalee!"
The older girl smiled back at her. "Of course! Everybody here is like my family. You're part of my family now, and my family means everything to me. Well, my room is right next door if you need anything, so feel free to ask, okay? Goodnight Christina!" Lenalee said and walked off.
"Goodnight, Lenalee!" Christina called back before entering her room and shutting the door, a bit shaken. 'Family...' she thought then pushed the idea to the back of her mind. 'I'll deal with that matter later.' The young girl looked around the room. Her eyes widened. It was so... comfortable. From the regular-sized bed, to the wooden dresser, to the simple mirror that hung on the wall, everything in the room had a "home" feel to it. Christina then noticed the pile of supplies that Lenalee had left on the bed. After taking the toiletries to the private bathroom attached to the room, Christina inspected the pile of clothes. There was everything from sophisticated dresses to simple nightgowns. Christina grabbed a pair of black, gray, and white pajama shorts and a black tank top before walking back into the bathroom again. After a quick hot shower, she changed into the new attire and discarded the old into a white laundry basket before placing the rest of the clothes into a drawer in the dresser and lying down on the bed.
Christina sighed. 'Am I going to like this place?' she wondered. Then she thought of Allen, Lenalee, Miranda, and everybody else who'd been kind to her and smiled. 'It doesn't matter' she decided. 'I can take whatever is thrown at me. I can call this place home.' Christina's eyes slowly closed, and she drifted off to sleep.
Chapter 7 End
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NoName: Yay for a decent-sized chapter! And we finally introduced Komui, Miranda, and Jeryy, so yayz~!
Christina: WHAT THE HELL KIND OF MEAL WAS THAT?!
NoName-chan: What do you mean?
Christina: How the hell did you come up with all those foods?!
NoName-chan: Oh, that was easy. I just named a bunch of random foods off the top of my head, then, when I remembered that you're supposed to be French, I looked up French foods.
Road: Well I liked this chapter, although it was a bit boring….
NoName-chan: Yeah, Sorry about that. This was mostly a filler chapter. The next chapter is actually plot-relevant, but then the next is another filler chapter. THEN it finally gets back to being interesting! I have everything up to chapter 11 written, and I'm currently in the middle of writing chapter 12. I'm having some writer's block at the moment, though, so it may take a while for chapter 12 to get posted, but everything up til then should be up relatively soon.
Tyki: *Looks around* Where are Allen, Lavi, and Kanda?
Lenalee: Still suffering the wrath of Komui.
Tyki: …..Should we go help them?
Lenalee: *Shrugs*
Allen, Lavi, Kanda: *Burst into the room, panting, with horrified expressions*
Kanda: I don't think I've ever seen anything so traumatizing in my life, and my best friend was Alma Karma!
Road: Wow, that's saying something.
Lavi: *Crying in the corner*
NoName-chan: HEY! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY EMO CORNER!
Christina: ….. Why do you have an emo corner?
NoName-chan: BECAUSE I'M THE AUTHORESS AND I DO WHAT I WANT, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Allen: After that experience, I don't think I'm ever going to sleep again…..
Lenalee: That'll teach you guys not to rape me.
Allen and Kanda: BUT WE DIDN'T RAPE YOU!
Lenalee: … Oh yeah…
Kanda: Also, WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU GUYS COME HELP US?!
Road: Because we figured you guys could take one for the team.
Allen: YOU MOTHER DUCKS LEFT ME OUT THERE TO DIE! AND NOW I'M GONNA FFFFFFFFFFFUCK YOU UP!
NoName-chan: Did anybody get that reference…..? :D
Road: I did!
NoName-chan and Road: *Hive five*
Tyki: … Are we just going to completely ignore the fact that Lavi's still crying in the emo corner?
Christina: So what did you guys do this weekend?
Tyki: Seriously, he hasn't moved once in the past ten minutes.
Lenalee: I went shopping for a new clipboard since I broke my old one on Kanda's head. You?
Tyki: Guys, I think he might have died….
Christina: I went out and ate at Ruby Tuesday's with NoName-chan to discuss where to take this story. We still aren't sure, though….
Tyki: Flies are starting to swarm around him….
Lenalee: Well, that's not good. How about you guys, NoName-chan and Road?
Tyki: There's a vulture next to him, too. I think I should go check to see if he's still breathing…..
NoName-chan: Well, in addition to having Ruby Tuesday's with Christina, I also updated a few of my fanfictions.
Tyki: Yep, he's dead.
Road: I spent my weekend playing with Lero and maiming innocent people.
Tyki: Oh wait….. Nope, he's fine. It's just a coma.
NoName-chan, Lenalee, Christina, Road: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, TYKI, SHUT THE HELL UP! WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION!
Tyki: *Sigh* I guess I'll take care of the bunny….. *drags Lavi's body out of the room*
NoName-chan: *Rolls eyes* God, he's annoying!
Road: You're telling me! I have to LIVE with him!
Lenalee: Honestly, guys will never understand the importance of girl talks.
Christina: They can be so ignorant sometimes!
Allen: ….. Am I the only one concerned about the fact that Lavi's in a coma?
Kanda: I'm more concerned about the fact that the girls didn't even notice.
Allen: Um…. Well, I'm going to go help Tyki take Lavi to the hospital, so Bye! *Leaves*
Kanda: Oh, so I'm alone with the girls. This shouldn't be too bad.
NoName-chan, Lenalee, Christina, Road: *Pointless girl talk* "So then she was like…." "Then I was like….." "OH NO YOU DIDN'T!"
*5 minutes later*
Kanda: AH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! *Jumps out the window*
Christina: ….. Oh my god…
Lenalee: Is he alright?
NoName-chan: Well, this window is on the 20th floor, so….. No, probably not.
Lenalee: Well, should I see if I can save him with my Dark Boots?
Road: … Nah, I'm sure he's fine…
*Ambulance sirens sound outside*
NoName-chan: *GASP* THE HORROR! OH NO! WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!
Christina: What is it, NoName-chan? Are you worried about the guys?
NoName-chan: What? No. It's just, THERE AREN'T ANY MALES LEFT IN THE BUILDING!
Komui: AHEM.
NoName-chan: NONE AT ALL! *Has a nervous breakdown*
Lenalee: Um….. well, while we take NoName-chan to the hospital, let's go ahead and end this chapter.
Christina: Agreed.
Road: Til next time~!