NoName-chan: I'm baaaack! I finally recovered from my nervous breakdown in the last chapter, and I'm happy to say that I'm out of the hospital~ As for Lavi and Kanda…..
Lavi: *moans of pain*
Kanda: *unconscious and covered head to toe in bandages*
NoName-chan: …..They're doing just fine~
Allen: You're evil, you know that?
NoName-chan: Of course I do. Anyways, after finally waking up, I checked my stories, and OH HOT DAMN~ I got new reviews, favorites, and follows on almost all of my stories in only 4 days! This story alone nearly doubled its reviews! My newest story, the D Gray-Games is doing pretty well, too~! WOW. Thank you all so much~! :D The fact that people even take the time out of their lives to view my stories means a lot to me, so reviews totally make my day! :D
Lenalee: …..Who are you talking to?
NoName-chan: The reviewers, obviously.
Tyki: Lavi and Kanda are almost dead, and you're focusing on REVIEWS?!
NoName-chan: Duh. As I was saying, you guys are awesome! Also, Catdoggasaurous gets to be my new best friend. She (I'm assuming she's a girl) has reviewed this story 3 times as well as reviewing 3 of my other stories~! So, Catdoggasaurous, if there's anything you want to say in the Author Note for Chapter 9, tell me via PM, 'Kay? ;D
Road: D: I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND!
NoName-chan: Nope. You've been upgraded to non-related sister.
Road: :D
Allen: Wait….. Does that mean…..?
NoName-chan: Yup! *Skin turns gray, eyes turn golden, and a row of 7 cross-shaped scars appear on my forehead* I'M A NOAH NOW~! :D
Allen: SHIT. *Tries to jump out the window, but just runs face first into it instead*
NoName-chan: By the way, we've replaced all the windows with Allen/Kanda/Lavi-Proof glass so that I don't have to pay another hospital bill.
Allen: BUT I WAS THE ONE WHO PAID THE HOSPITAL BIL-
NoName-chan: ANYWAYS, yeah. I'm a Noah now.
Christina: Which Noah are you? O.o
NoName-chan: I'm NoName-chan, the Noah of Sadisticness.
Allen: That….. actually makes a lot of sense….
Kanda: *Groans* No…. more…. Chick flicks….
Tyki: What's he talking about?
Lenalee: Good question.
Allen: Well, Tyki, we left him alone with the girls for 10 whole minutes. Who knows what horrors he experienced in there?
Tyki: Oh god…
Christina: Oh, please. It wasn't that bad. We were just discussing how good Lindsey Lohan and Tina Fey were in "Mean Girls."
Allen and Tyki: *SCREAM. Attempt to jump out the window, but end up on the floor with bruises on their faces.*
NoName-chan: WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU?!
Tyki: *Groan* I thought…. you said….. that the windows….. were just Allen/Kanda/Lavi-Proof?
NoName-chan: Yeah?
Tyki: So why…. couldn't I…. get through?
NoName-chan: Because you were so busy screaming that you completely missed the window and ran into the wall instead -_-
Tyki: *Looks up to find himself in front of a wall with a Tyki-shaped dent in it* Oh….
Lenalee: But, wait, isn't his Noah power the ability to pass his body through any substance except Innocence at will? What the hell?
Tyki: Heh…..
Road: He's such a dumbass that he forgot to use his power.
Tyki: Yeah…. Wait, DUMBASS?!
Road: Moving on. So, yay~! Tyki and I are in this chapter! :D
Christina: *gapes in horror after reading chapter* OH MY GOD…
Lenalee: What's her problem?
NoName-chan: Well, most of this chapter is an explanation of Christina's life before the night where the first chapter started.
Lenalee: And?
NoName-chan: Well, let's just say….. She went through some pretty rough shit.
Christina: *Crying in the corner*
NoName-chan: *Flips table* GET OUT OF MY EMO CORNER!
Allen and Lenalee: ….
Tyki: *Sigh* I'll go make sure she's not dead…
Road: You do that. So, anyways, when are Lavi and Kanda expected to wake up?
NoName-chan: I have no clue.
Lenalee: Well, neither of them are in this chapter, so it could be any time between now and Chapter 9.
Tyki: SHE'S NOT DEAD! JUST UNCONSCIOUS!
NoName-chan: OKAY! JUST LAY HER ON ONE OF THE BEDS OR SOMETHING!
Tyki: OKAY! *Picks up Christina and lays her on an empty bed between Lavi's and Kanda's.
Road: When do you think she's gonna wake up?
Lenalee: Probably soon. She's actually in this chapter.
NoName-chan: Yeah.
Lenalee: So…..
Road: *Smirk* You guys thinking what I'm thinking?
NoName-chan and Lenalee: YEP!
*5 minutes later*
Christina: *Still unconscious, but with a whipped cream goatee and "ROAD, LENALEE, AND NONAME-CHAN ARE AWESOME!" and "I LOVE ALLEN!" written in black marker on her face.
Allen: *Groan* Was the "I love Allen" REALLY necessary?
Road, Lenalee, NoName-chan: YES.
Tyki: How is she still unconscious after all that?
NoName-chan: *Shrugs* I dunno. Must be a heavy sleeper.
Tyki: *Smirks* Is that so?
Allen: *Pales* T-Tyki? What are you planning…..?
NoName-chan: *Grins* Girls, get your cameras ready. This is gonna be good.
Road and Lenalee: *Grin. Each pull out a video camera*
Tyki: *Leans down, eyes closed and lips puckered, in front of Christina*
Christina: *Eyes suddenly shoot wide open. Punches Tyki in the face*
Tyki: *Goes flying across the room, leaving another Tyki-shaped dent in the wall next to the first one*
NoName-chan, Road, Lenalee: *Laugh asses off*
Tyki: *Groan* What…. the hell? I thought you said she was a heavy sleeper?
NoName-chan: *Grins* Yeah. But I also know that she has a 6th sense when it comes to perverts.
Christina: *Smirks* You're damn right I do.
Allen: *GULP* I'm suddenly very happy that I'm not a pervert….
Tyki: I better warn Lavi when he wakes up…
Christina: *Stretches out her back* So did I miss anything while I was out?
Allen: Well…..
NoName-chan, Road, Lenalee: NOPE~!
Allen: But didn't you guys-?
NoName-chan, Road, Lenalee: NOTHING AT ALL~!
Christina: *Shrugs* Whatever, I'm getting a sandwich. *Leaves the room*
Allen: …
Tyki: So when do you think she's gonna notice?
Road: In 3… 2… 1…
Christina: *Screams from a few rooms over* NONAME-CHAN, ROAD, LENALEE!
NoName-chan, Road, Lenalee: *Laugh asses off*
Christina: *Storms into the room and punches Allen and Tyki in the faces*
Allen and Tyki: OW! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU PUNCH US FOR?!
Christina: Because I'm mad at NoName-chan, Road, and Lenalee for messing up my face!
Allen and Tyki: BUT WHY DID YOU PUNCH US WHEN THEY DID IT?!
Christina: So, whose idea was this?!
Allen and Tyki: DON'T AVOID THE QUESTION!
NoName-chan, Road, Lenalee: We all came up with it!
Christina: I hate you all.
NoName-chan: Oh, come on, don't lie! If it had been one of us that had passed out, you would've done the same thing.
Christina: Yeah, I guess you're right. Hold on, let me go wash this stuff off of my face. *Leaves room*
Allen: She still didn't explain why she punched us when you guys are the ones that pranked her!
NoName-chan: Because.
Allen: Because why?!
NoName-chan: BECAUSE I'M THE AUTHORESS AND I FUCKING SAID SO, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'M BRINGING OUT THE SHOVEL!
Allen: *Mouth snaps shut*
Tyki: *Moans in pain* I'm being so abused today…
NoName-chan: *Knocks Tyki out with shovel* I SAID SHUT IT!
Allen: *YELP*
NoName-chan: *Knocks Allen out with shovel* NO YELPING!
Christina: *Walks back into the room, face now clean, eating a sandwich. Gapes when she sees Allen and Tyki on the floor and me with the shovel of death* JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I WAS GONE FOR TWO MINUTES! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!
Road: Allen whined, Tyki complained, NoName-chan hit them over the head with the shovel, you walked in, here we are.
Christina: *Sigh* Can somebody at least move them onto beds so that they don't get blood all over the floor?
Road: Sure. KOMUI!
Komui: *Walks in* Yeah?
Lenalee: Move Allen and Tyki onto beds!
Komui: OF COURSE~! ANYTHING AT ALL FOR MY PRECIOUS LENALEE~! *Moves Allen and Tyki onto empty beds* ANYTHING ELSE~?
Lenalee: No. LEAVE.
Komui: *Sobs* BUT LENALEE-!
NoName-chan: *Throws Komui out the window* GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY AUTHOR NOTE ROOM!
Christina and Lenalee: *Gape*
Road: *Laughs*
Lenalee: I-Is he okay….?
*Sirens sound*
Road: Yup, he's fine.
Christina: Anyways, since all of the guys are now unconscious, let's go ahead and end this.
NoName-chan: Agreed. Someone do the Disclaimer.
Road: Lenalee?
Lenalee: NoName-chan does not own DGM.
…
"Come on, Christina, it's just a little further," he said to her as she stumbled, gasping for breath. They had been walking for over an hour, and her feet ached.
"Where are we going, Daddy?" the small child asked the man, who smiled at her warmly.
"It's a surprise," he told her in a gentle tone, holding her hand firmly in his. She continued to walk with him, deciding that she could wait a little longer. 'What does Daddy want to show me?' the little girl wondered as her and her father continued to trek up the grassy hill. This walk continued for what felt like hours to the young girl until the man finally stopped next to a large Oak Tree. The child's mouth fell open. A few feet away, at the very peak of the rather large hill, stood a beautiful stone statue of an angel holding a rose. The statue itself was surrounded by a bramble of white roses, making it seem even more angelic.
"Wow..." the young girl finally managed to mutter after staring at the statue for quite some time, causing the kind man next to her to chuckle.
"It's quite something, isn't it, Christina?" he asked his daughter, who eagerly nodded her head.
"I-it's amazing..." she mumbled, barely audible. "I wish Mommy and Corin could see it..." the girl sighed. Her mother had been away for a little over a year now to take care of her ill aunt in Italy. The little girl's older brother, Corin, had gone with her. Meanwhile, the 7-year-old girl had remained in France with her father.
"I think they can see it," the man replied to the girl, causing her face to form an expression of confusion.
"What do you mean?" she asked in bewilderment. The man smiled at her and was about to reply when another voice rang through the air.
"Hey, Chris, wipe that dumb expression off your face, will you?" the voice taunted mockingly. The brown haired girl turned around to the source of the voice, and her face immediately lit up into a smile of pure joy. Standing next to the Oak Tree, an 11-year-old boy stood with a mischievous grin on his face. Fluffy blonde bangs partially covered his bright green eyes, which shined playfully.
"CORIN!" the young girl squealed in excitement, tackling her older brother in a hug. The boy simply laughed and hugged his sister back.
"Don't I get a hug, ma fleur?" a heavily French-accented voice asked from behind the tree. The young girl's grin grew even wider when a softy smiling middle-aged woman stepped out from behind the Oak. The woman's beautiful, curly light brown hair had grown since the last time the young girl had seen her and now reached a few inches beyond the woman's shoulders. The beautiful woman's warm amber eyes sparkled lovingly as she walked toward the other 3 people.
"MOMMY!" the young girl shrieked in happiness and dismounted her brother to wrap her arms around the woman's waist. The kind-looking woman chucked and petted the child's shoulder-length light brown hair affectionately.
"Emeline!" a deep voice called out, and the woman looked up to see a man with similar coloring as the young boy smiling down at her. Her lips broke into a large smile.
"Frédéric!" the man's wife called to him, her lovely accent gliding over the word perfectly. The young girl stepped back with a smile and allowed her loving parents to share a gentle kiss. The blonde boy made a face of mock disgust, causing his younger sister to giggle and punch his arm playfully. The boy responded to this with a mischievous grin and playfully tugged a lock of his sister's hair. The two began a childish play fight, each of them laughing cheerfully, while the adults looked down on their children with tender smiles. Soon enough, the rough little game dissipated, and the family sat down under the tree and shared tales of their past year. None of their smiles broke even once.
After what felt like hours, the four cheerful family members drifted off into a peaceful silence, admiring the beautiful statue and enjoying each other's companies.
The sun made its way across the sky and was setting before the family knew it. The four watched the golden orb go down, the twilight glittering in each of their eyes, until finally, they saw nothing but a glowing moon and shining stars.
It was like a dream for the little girl. It had been the most beautiful day of her entire life. She leaned her head on her brother's warm shoulder, beginning to succumb to the inviting allure of sleep.
But that's where everything went wrong.
The little girl awoke maybe an hour after she'd fallen asleep to the sound of eerie footsteps. She opened her heavy eyelids to see two dark shapes approaching her.
"Hello? May I help you?" the young girl heard her father ask, a slight hint of fatigue in his voice.
"As a matter of fact, you can," a deep voice answered. "Would you mind if we took a quick look of that lovely daughter of yours?"
Out of the corner of her eye, the child saw her father eye the dark shapes skeptically but slowly respond with, "That's fine..."
The smaller of the two shapes leisurely strolled over to the young girl and squatted down next to her. The child heard a girl's voice ask, "Would you mind opening up your eyes a little bit more?" The little girl opened her eyes a little more, and was able to make out the figure looming in front of her.
It was a girl looking to be about 13 years old with dark blue spiky hair and deep purple eyes. Although the older girl put on a façade of innocence, the child could feel the danger that loomed in her dark eyes. The older girl grinned.
"Why, what beautiful golden eyes you have, little girl! Would you mind telling me your name?"
The child trembled, but managed to mutter, "C-Christina Amor."
"Christina, huh? Well, I suppose it's as good a name as any. Well, little one, my name is Road Kamelot, and this is my brother, Tyki Mikk," the ominous girl said, motioning to the finely dressed man behind her. "We belong to a family known as "the Family of Noah." And guess what, little one?"
"W-what?"
"You have golden eyes. You're one of us, my dear little sister. Welcome to your new family."
"B-but I already h-have a f-family," the youngest child stated, visibly shaking under the stranger's stare. The blue haired girl grinned a grin that could easily give anybody nightmares.
"Oh? Is that so? Are these people around you this "family" of yours?"
"Y-yes..."
"I see. Well, then, I guess we'll have to take care of this problem, won't we?" The girl picked up the younger's brother by the back of his shirt. "This is your brother, I presume, Christina? He's such a little angel, isn't he? I wonder what he'd look like," a sharp candle appeared in the girl's hand. "As an angel." And with one swift movement, the candle penetrated the young boy's heart.
The little girl sat there for a few moments, frozen in shock. Her surroundings were all blurry. All she could see was the glazed-over expression on her brother's face and the candle that had so easily lodged itself in his heart. Blood sprinkled from the boy's limp body onto her face. The girl saw as blood pooled around the blond child's chest, staining his innocent body with the scarlet substance. The older girl released the boy's collar, and his limp body crashed to the ground. The emerald green grass soon became a ruby red, and the little girl screamed at the top of her lungs, tears streaming down her face mingling with her brother's blood.
She heard her mother scream and her father yell, "CORIN!" The sadistic girl just smirked.
"Now he can fly with the angels," the girl stated with a sickening grin. Suddenly, the older girl's skin turned a dark gray. The young child looked up to find that the stranger's purple eyes were now a fierce gold. A line of cross-shaped scars lined her forehead. She smiled at Christina in a menacing way and said, "Don't grieve, little one. You'll have new brothers and sisters soon enough." The dark skinned girl began to reach toward the frightened child. The younger girl squeezed her eyes shut.
When she didn't feel a grip, the little girl opened her eyes to find her mother standing in front of her, shielding her from the golden-eyed demon. The girl just chuckled.
"Oh? And is this your mommy, Christina? Is she your "savior?" Well, let's see how she takes the death of a "savior."" All around the demonic girl, more sharp candles began to appear, floating. With a snap of the girl's fingers, the points immediately faced the beautiful woman. Finally, with a point of the blue haired girl's index finger, the candles flew toward the child's mother.
The little girl hardly had enough time to scream, "NO!" before her mother was pinned to the large Oak tree. The child slowly looked up before gasping in pain and horror at the sight of her mother. The beautiful woman was suspended above by her wrists, which had candles impaled through them. Another candle pinned her feet together, and a last penetrated the woman's heart. She was pinned to the tree like Jesus was to the cross. A blank expression shaped her once joyful features, and her head hung limp.
"MOMMY!" the child screamed in agony as her mother's blood poured down, showering her like rain. The gray skinned girl began to laugh insanely.
"Look at our dear savior now!" the girl laughed.
"EMELINE!" the little girl's father screamed in pure pain. The blue haired girl then looked to the man, grinning evilly.
"You have quite the loving heart, now don't you? Oi, Tyki, why don't we see this heart for ourselves?" The well dressed man then walked over. The little girl shook in fear as his skin turned gray and his eyes piercing gold. The cross-shaped scars appeared on his forehead.
The man stood in front of the child's dear father, then, to the little girl's shock and pain, reached his hand straight into the man's chest. The child could only watch as her father's eyes shot open in shock, powerless to do anything. He coughed up blood and his eyes glazed over. The golden-eyed man pulled his hand from the girl's father's chest, holding something red and bloody- his heart. Tears began to run down the child's face as she watched her loving father's- now lifeless and limp- body collapse to the ground.
The dark skinned man grinned a grin that may have been even more frightening than the blue haired girl's. He then dropped the heart of the little girl's dear father as if it were nothing. The bloody organ rolled down the hill to the tree, where it collided with the lone child's knee as she sat on the ground, shaking in fear, trauma, and agony. She then couldn't hold it in anymore. The little girl screamed and cried at the top of her lungs. She gripped the sides of her head and bent down in agony. The two dark skinned people simple chuckled sadistically at the girl's screams and began to walk toward her.
"Now that that bothersome "family," as you called it, is gone, you can join your true family," the blue haired girl stated.
The little girl was shaking. She couldn't think straight, she didn't know what to do! She couldn't do anything but scream and cry as these monsters walked toward her.
Suddenly, she heard a faint voice.
"C-Chris..." it mumbled. The girl looked down to find the face of her brother, shakily looking up at her. "R-run..." he told her."You n-need to r-run. Get away f-from here. N-no matter what, n-never give u-up. K-keep pushing f-forward. N-now g-go. I l-love you, C-Chris," he finished before his eyes closed.
The young girl shakily stood to her feet and began to run. She didn't look back, but the bloody scene was clear as a picture in her memory. She didn't stop, though. She continued to run.
Behind her, she heard the chuckles of the cold-hearted murderers. She heard the girl's voice call after her. "You can run all you want, but you'll never escape. We'll never forget you, Christina Amor!"
The little girl ran and ran until she reached a forest of trees. She didn't look back even once as she descended into the darkness.
…
Christina woke up screaming with tears running down her face. Once she remembered where she was, she finally stopped and curled up into a ball, panting and shaking.
Why had she dreamt that? Why did she have to relive the worst night of we life? 'Mom... Dad... Corin...' she thought, and the tears resumed.
She wished that it had just been a dream. That she could've just woken up to find that it wasn't real. But, she remembered it all too clearly. That had been the night that the Noah Family discovered her. The night that they'd killed her family. The night that this hellish nightmare of a life had truly begun.
The light haired girl heard a knock on the door, and pulled herself from the comfort of the pillow and blankets to go open it. She was met with the two worried eyes of a concerned Lenalee in the pitch black darkness of the hallway.
"Christina? Are you okay? I heard you scream," the dark haired girl asked.
"Y-yeah... I'm f-fine... Just a bad dream" Christina lied.
However Lenalee saw right through her act. "No. You aren't fine. Tell me what's wrong."
The younger girl sighed and stepped aside, allowing Lenalee to enter, before sitting on the bed again. The older girl pulled a chair around to Christina's bedside and took her seat.
"Now," Lenalee demanded, "what's wrong?"
"I-I had a nightmare..." Christina said, shaking.
"What about?" the dark haired girl asked, staring into the other's eyes, which ached with tears.
After several moments, the light haired girl finally responded. "About the night that the Noahs killed my family."
Lenalee was silent. Christina guessed that she'd honestly not expected that response at all. Finally, she spoke. "What happened?"
Christina explained her dream in depth, and by the time she was done, Lenalee looked utterly horrified. The light haired girl had expected this reaction, and gave her time to let it sink in.
"T-that's horrible..." she finally stated. The younger girl simply responded with a small nod, expecting the other to leave after hearing of her traumatizing experience. However, Christina was taken aback when she received a hug instead. "I can't believe you were so strong!" Lenalee exclaimed, holding the smaller girl tight.
"S-strong?" Christina questioned, dumbstruck. She had just sat there as everybody she loved was taken from her. She did nothing but watched. She wasn't strong. In the end, she'd just run away.
"Yes, strong," the older girl continued. "Even after watching something as horrifying as that happen before your very eyes, you still had the strength to move on. You managed to take the solitude of being alone, the heartbreak of losing those you love, and the struggle of carrying yourself along, all at such a young age. I don't thing I've ever met anybody as strong as you, Christina."
The younger girl was frozen. She couldn't believe the words that had just passed through her ears. "Lenalee..." she muttered, but then just burst into tears again. She cried into the dark haired girl's shoulder for what felt like hours, when Lenalee spoke again.
"It's okay now, Christina. You aren't alone anymore. Me, and everybody here at the Order, we'll be your family." At this, the light haired girl sniffled, then sat up again, looking into Lenalee's eyes with a grateful smile on her face.
"Thank you, Lenalee. Thank you so much." The older girl smiled.
"Of course. That's what family's for."
After what may have been another hour of crying, Christina convinced Lenalee that'd she'd be okay, and the dark haired girl returned to her own room. Although she knew that she wouldn't be able to sleep, she stared at the darkness of the ceiling.
'"No matter what, never give up. Keep pushing forward." Those were the words that Corin told me. And I will. I won't stop fighting. No matter what.'
Chapter 8 End
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NoName-chan: WOO~! Chapter 8 complete~! It's shorter than chapter 7, but eh. Just wait 'til chapter 10. I promise, the chapters get WAY longer at chapter 10.
Christina: *Sobs* Why was my life so traumatic? T_T
NoName-chan: Because… I dunno. I just felt like it.
Christina: You're so cruel…..
NoName-chan: ANYWAYS, we're finally all back in the Author Note room…
Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Tyki: *Unconscious on beds, moaning in pain*
Road and Lenalee: *Playing cards on the floor*
Christina: *Crying in the emo corner*
NoName-chan: *Flips another table* GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY EMO CORNER ASDFGHJKLAUAGAHUUGHUIUUAUIAH!
Christina, Road, Lenalee: ….
Road: …..Geez, what is it with you and the emo corner?
Christina: *Sobs some more*
Lenalee: *Looks around* Hey, where's Komui?...
NoName-chan: That is none of your concern.
Lenalee: *Gulps* Should I be concerned….?
Road: Nah, I'm sure he's fine….
*MEANWHILE*
Komui: *Tied up in the Janitor's closet, crying*
*BACK WITH THE IMPORTANT PEOPLE*
Lenalee: *GROAN* I'M SO BOOOOOOORED! When are the guys going to wake up?!
NoName-chan: *Shrugs* I have no idea.
Road: Hm….. Maybe we should wake them up. *Grins* Hey, NoName-chan, you thinking what I'm thinking?
NoName-chan: *Smirks* Hell yeah I am.
*5 minutes later*
Lenalee: *Gulp* A-are you guys SURE that this is a good idea?
NoName-chan: *Rolls eyes, grinning* Of course it is. Honestly, Lenalee! You worry too much!
Road: Okay, on the count of 3! 1… 2… 3!
NoName-chan and Road: *Blow the airhorns we're holding right into the guys' ears*
Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Tyki: *SCREAM. Jump 6 ft. into the air, hitting their heads on the ceiling before landing back on their beds, shaking with their eyes wide*
NoName-chan and Road: *Laugh asses off*
Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Tyki: WHAT THE HELL?!
NoName-chan: You guys have been unconscious through the ENTIRE FUCKING CHAPTER!
Allen: AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?!
Lavi: Wait a minute….. THE ENTIRE CHAPTER?! HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN OUT?!
Road: Since the End Note of Chapter 7.
Lavi: Well, what note are we on now?
Road: The End Note of Chapter 8.
Lavi: WHAT?!
NoName-chan: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, STOP YELLING! WE CAN HEAR YOU!
Lavi: Well, what did I miss?
Road: Well, the girls and I didn't even notice, Tyki dragged you to the hospital, Allen joined him at some point, the girls and I discussed some awesome chick flicks we've seen, Kanda decided to jump out the window for some reason, NoName-chan had a nervous breakdown, we moved onto Chapter 8, NoName-chan finally woke up, she became a Noah, Tyki and Allen attempted to jump out the window but failed, Christina passed out, Lenalee, NoName-chan, and I drew on Christina's face, Tyki tried to kiss Christina, she woke up, punched Tyki in the face, made a sandwich, punched Allen and Tyki in the faces, left the room, Allen whined, Tyki complained, NoName-chan hit them over the heads with a shovel, they passed out, Christina walked in, Komui put Allen and Tyki onto empty beds, Lenalee told him to piss off, Komui whined, NoName-chan threw him out the window, Chapter 8 happened, Christina started crying in the emo corner, Lenalee and I played cards, you, Kanda, Allen, and Tyki were all still unconscious, Komui's missing, NoName-chan and I woke you guys up with airhorns, you flipped out, here we are.
Lavi: WOW. That explanation was WAY longer than I expected it to be.
Road: And that's just the SUMMARY.
Lavi: So, wait, Tyki tried to kiss Christina while she was unconscious?
Tyki: Yup.
Lavi: GOOD FOR YOU, BRO! *High fives Tyki*
Tyki: *Smirks* Yup. Oh, but Lavi, BEWARE. She apparently has a 6th sense when it comes to perverts.
Lavi: *Looks at the two Tyki-shaped dents on the wall* I can tell…
Kanda: *Growls and pulls out Mugen* Give me one good reason that I shouldn't slice you all to pieces right now.
NoName-chan: *Grins* Because I can use THIS! *Holds up something*
Kanda: *Pales and quickly sheathes his katana*
Allen: *Gapes* OH MY GOD. What the hell did you show him?
NoName-chan: This. *Holds out a DVD copy of "Mean Girls"*
Allen: *Pales* Y-you're evil…
NoName-chan: HEY! IT'S A GOOD MOVIE!
Kanda: *Sitting next to Christina in the emo corner*
NoName-chan: ASDFGHJKLAUAGAHAUIAGHAAUGH GET THE HELL OUT OF MY EMO CORNER! *Flips Tyki's bed*
Tyki: AH! *Get's flung into the wall, leaving a third Tyki-shaped dent*
Road: *Gapes* JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, HOW THE HELL WAS SHE STRONG ENOUGH TO FLIP THAT?!
Allen: YEAH, THAT THING HAS A METAL BEDFRAME-
Road: No, not the bed, you dumbass! HOW THE HELL WAS SHE STRONG ENOUGH TO FLIP TYKI?! HE'S A TOTAL FATASS!
Tyki: Standing right here…..
Road: Well, I guess flipping him wouldn't be all that hard since his head is hollow.
Tyki: I'm still RIGHT HERE.
Road: Plus, his hair looks awful today.
Tyki: Okay, that one wasn't even on topic!
Christina: *Finally out of the emo corner* Yeah, that was about as random as the fact that NoName-chan had to sing a song about bananas while at Cheerleading Camp.
NoName-chan: Which reminds me, I've decided to do a little favor for my dear reviewer, Candyslayergirl. *Rips off Kanda's clothes* FANSERVICE~!
Road, Lenalee, Christina, Tyki, Allen: *Gape in shock*
Kanda: *Gapes at his own nakedness*
NoName-chan: *Takes pictures*
Lavi: …Damn, Yuu-chan, you're hot~!
Christina, Tyki, Allen: *Gape even more at Lavi*
Road: *Laughs ass off*
Lenalee: *Attempts to stop nosebleed*
Kanda: Baka Usagi, you die today. *Pulls out Mugen*
Lavi: *YELP*
NoName-chan: *Knocks out Lavi with shovel* WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT YELPING IN THE START NOTE?!
Allen: HE WASN'T AWAKE IN THE START NOTE.
NoName-chan: Oh yeah….. um….. well….. *knocks Allen out with shovel* SHUT UP!
Road: NO, NONAME-CHAN, NO! STOP OR YOU'LL KILL ALL OF OUR MALES AGAIN!
NoName-chan: *GASP* YOU'RE RIGHT! *Puts shovel away*
Kanda: *Looks down at himself* Damn, the usagi's right! I AM hot!
NoName-chan and Lenalee: *Nosebleeds* We know~
Tyki: My question is why the hell Christina mentioning the Cheerleading Camp banana song reminded NoName-chan of this…..
NoName-chan: BECAUSE I'M THE AUTHORESS AND I DO WHAT I WANT, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP! Plus, Kanda's hot~
Road: Yeah, he's nice, but I'm more into Allen.
Christina: Wait, isn't Allen unconscious?
Road: *Grins* Yup. *Drags Allen's limp body out of the room*
Christina: *Gulps* D-Do you think he'll be okay?...
Tyki: Probably, but I wouldn't count on him still being a virgin by the time the next chapter starts….
Christina: *Eyes widen* OH GOD…
Tyki: Yup. The horrible truth of what happens when you leave Road alone with somebody she likes…..
Christina: I'll go save Allen…
Tyki: *GASP* So you actually care about Allen after all?
Christina: What? No. He owes me 10 bucks.
Tyki: *Sighs* Good enough…. I'll go with you.
Christina and Tyki: *Leave room*
NoName-chan: *Still taking pictures of the naked Kanda*
Kanda: *Now doing sexy poses*
Lenalee: *Unconscious from nosebleed*
Lavi: *Still unconscious*
NoName-chan: *Smirks at (now printed) photos* Alright, that'll be enough. You can put your clothes back on now.
Kanda: 'Kay. *Puts clothes back on*
NoName-chan: *Gives the photos of naked Kanda to Candyslayergirl* There you go, my lovely reviewer~!
Candyslayergirl: *Whatever the fuck her response might be*
NoName-chan: Alrighty then. Now, I'd like to take all of my lovely reviewers, favoriters, and followers out for milkshakes as a celebration of this story's recent success~! Kanda, you're coming, too.
Kanda: *Growls* Why should I?
NoName-chan: DON'T MAKE ME BRING OUT THE "MEAN GIRLS."
Kanda: *YELP* OKAY, OKAY, ANYTHING AT ALL! JUST DON'T MAKE ME WATCH ANY CHICK FLICKS!
NoName-chan: *Smiles* Awesome! Now, let's all go get those milkshakes~! :D
NoName-chan, Kanda, Reviewers, Favoriters, and Followers: *Go out for milkshakes while Kanda nearly gets mauled to death by all of you Kanda fangirls*