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chapter 2

OH AND BI THE WAY THERE LIKE 18 or sumthing cause I don't wanna write abouth dumb twelve years olds

AT WATARI"S HOUSE IN ENGLAND WHICH HE"S AT:

Watari was watching Whipeout and lolled at all the people falling off the big red bouncy ball things and was glad hes a rich old dude so he doesn't have to anything accept raise children that he adocted and sometimes molest them. His phone rung and he picked it up. It was the text that L sended him but since hes old he cant see so good so he though it said "I'm evil now and I joined Kira" idk he's kind of dumb.

"What the blather!" said Watari and blathered off into the other room as fast as he could which is not very fast since he stepped on Nears legos.

"OUCHIE YOU LITTLE ARSE!" he yelled and felled face first into the office of his partner Rodger. There both old Britishy dudes and they got married last summer in California and Near had to the bridesmaid and wear a dress cause he sucks and everybody lolled at him and then they went to Disneyland and he was to short for Space Mountain which douesnt matter anyway cause theres no good rides at Disney its for babies.

"what is it my beloved," said Rodger from where he was staring into the security camera that he put in the bathroom and noone knows about accept for Near and that's why hes so paranoid.

"That old gov'ner L is a corrupted sod" said Watari in a britishy accent.

"Does this mean…well have to do plan Z?" sadded Rodger. He was sad cause plan Z meant the sexiest kiddos in the house aren't gonna be ther for him to lear at any more and say creepy stuff to and steel their underwear.

Watari was smarticle and could read minds cause hes a inventor so he read Rodgers and said "Yes, but atleast well get rid off Near!" accept he said it loud on accident and everyone in the Watari house which was them Near , Matt, Mello, and some other kiddos who don't matter cause there dumb and not important and not sexy and every one laughed at Near cause they were glad hes going away.

Everyone was already there but the important peeps who are actually sexy weren't so he yelled there names real loud with a megaphone. "MATT MELLO GET UR ARSES OUT HERE" SAID Watari but there was no reply and he got mad.

"Where could those barmy whipsnapers be, I say?" roared Watari like an old lion that's old with a roar that no one can hear unless your next to it. No one new what to saw cause if they did Rodger would come molest them and noone wants that. Accept maybe Near but he doesn't count.

"There probably in the bedroom" said Near but noone cares about him. So then Watari got his segway that he used from when he was a mall cop and steam rolled right though the wall. Inside there was a bedroom with some stuff on the walls and beds and crap and most important there was Mello and Matt making lots of noise havin a good time. Ever body gasped. They werent being quiet at all and every one could see them and they didn't care cause there hot like that. They were…..playing Mario kart. Fun huh?

Watari was super mad and got out his battle axe and a taser. "What do u think you F-ckarses are doing!" he girdled. The two dudes looked up. Nows a good time to describe but anyway Matt was the one who looked like a bro but was wearin a fur vesty thing and Mello was the one who looked like a girl but was wearin a leather vesty thing. Anyway there both hot and that's the main deal. They were playin Rainbow Road cause there badass and winning except for Matt was about to win and then Watari drived over the xbox with his segway and the screen blacked out.

"Hey" said Matt madly. "You old bugger" cause hes British maybe

But Watari was splitting made and started trying to chop them with his battle ax and also he had a taser. "YOU NOW YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY MARIOKART HERE!" said the crazy old british. The reason behind this was cause Watari was real bad and always fell of the edge and never wined any races and hes the jealous type. "THIS IS THIRD DEGREE OFFENCE its not like you were just doin it together in a dorm or something dumb like that."

Rodger his husband nodded. "And now we have to fight you or you die" The dirty old dude hoped that hed get to mud wrestle them and see there sex packs with is like six pack but more sexier.

Mello looked kinda scared cause hes the girly on but Matt looked pumped. "Lets go," he said pulling a sawed off he got when they went to Compton when they were supposed to be at Universals studios last summer but that's another story out of his pocket. Mello got out his throwing stars and a katana and a molotof cocktail that was sittin on the table. (Theres foreshading here so look out! Or else it mite bite you later)

Watari flexed his old man arms and his arthurpedic shoes fell off and got replaced with spike boots with spikes on them for spiking peeps with and guns came out of his sleeves. He pulled another taser out of his wallet only this one was like three foot long and blue and gave it to Rodger who sneered leerily.

They got ready for battle. Mello and Matt new there honor was a stake and theyd get kicked outta Watari house if they didn't win.

"Wait cant we just talk this out" said a small squekish voice from the floor. It was Near but no one herd him cause it was time for battle and he got trampled!

"RARR!" yelled Watari and tried to do a ground stomp and make the fly into the air and get dead. The Mello throwed some stars cause hes a star or at least that's what his old granny in the old country used to say before he had to go live at Watari's and sliced the spikes of Watari's boots.

"O I have it up to here with you shinanagans!" said the old inventy guy. But then Matt shot him with his sawed of and so Watari tasored him and anyway the point is Rodger got dead.

Matt, Mello and Watari and Rodger were hot and sweaty except Watari whose was just sweaty cause hes to old to be hot and Rodger whos dead and Mello who doesn't sweat cause he thinks its gross.

Watari leaned over a cradled the dead body of his loved Rodger like in the anime where Lights holding L and everyone cryed at that part even Matt cause hes tough and also ther ship never sailed soz that's sad. Rodger died happy because he was gonna be a ghost and could go hide in peoples showers and never get caught but Watari didn't no that so he was mad.

"Get out of her you bloody bluffoons!" Watari yelled at the two dudes that killed his ladyfriend who was actually a pedofile who could only find a job at the Watari orphanege. "Because you are now fugitives and murders you snogwags!"

They looked at each other and cat each others gazes in a chemistryish moment. "We should run away together" said Mello.

"Ok good idea" said Matt. Then they went to go get there stuff which was all cool stuff and not boring like socks cuase they didn't wear them and no underwear either cause Rodger stealed it all. All the kids tried to follow them specially Near but they just kicked him.

As they were leaving Near tried to drag onto Mello's bag which wasn't a purse cause only girls have those and Mellos not a girl he just looks like one. But he's still hot so that doesnt matter.

"What we look like doesnt count an ounce," singed Near's dumb parrot named Bear cause it rhymes with Near until Matt punched it and it shut up. Then they kicked near off and he landed in pile of manure cause this is the English country side remember and theres cow poop everywere

Then they went to the train station and got tickets with the money they stole of Near and got choclates and cigarettes and a new xBox and iphone 5s and beats by dr Dre (not the Justin bieber ones cause hes lame) and Mello got some fashiony clothes that were like $5000 but in Britain money from Forever 21 across the street and also some ammo for Matt's gun cause it was running low and they might have to shoot up some guys. When they were done they had to wait for there train cause it was midnight.

Except for the train didn't come so they had to sit on the bench with some hobos that smelled like public toilets and one of them tried hitting on Mello cause they thought he was a lady so Matt punched them until they leaved him alone. Except tat one of the hobos stole all there money.

"What should we do now Matt" sighed Mello and rested on his arm all cuddly but that's okay cause there in England and noone cares what u do there unless its saying the queen sucks.

Matt was playing on his ds and didn't say anything but someone else did. "You should go try to find L" said a smallish voice from inside one of Mello's giant fluffly shopping bags.

Mello teared open the bag and inside was a small sheepy looking dude in pagamas in the midst of lots of Mello's midrift shirts. It was…..Near!

TBC

AN exciting chap huh? Lots of stuff happened but I havent forgot about romance there'll be more of that. Please leave reviews good ones!