AN: THX FOR REVIEWER YOU KNOW WHO U ARE! Im kindof hyper cause I watched some videos on youtube. Also I drawed a picture of Matt and mello but its sucks but I might do L next!

AT TASK FORCE HEADQUARTERS HQ in like 4 hours from now

L was very sad because Ligth and Misa were kidnapping him but theu didn't actually take him anywere so I guess its not really kidnapping anyway they didn't give him any candy and made him eat veggies. Noone noticed since the police force guys were doing policy things like arresting dudes and shooting stuff up accept Matsuda accept for he forgetted how to use a phone to call the police cause he's to dumb and also he forgot he was one. And Watari was busy in British so he couldn't do anything cause of Rodgers dead (In chapter 2 remember?) and also hes evil now I think.

"L today is the today we become justice!" lolled Light and tried making out on him.

"Yayay" cheered Misa dumbly. "Misas so happy!" she said in third person which is dumb so im not using it any more.

"Oh no" thought L in sadness. "If I don't agree they'l right my name down then I'll be dead"

Then the afro cop came into the room. "Light your dad is off chasing an evil guy so your in charge"

"Okay"

"Also theres some murders on the prowl so don't let them come in or anything"

"OMG" said Misa in a slutty voice. "What did they do?" But afro cop ignored her.

"There names are Matt and Mellow and Near so if they show up just arrest them" Then he left to buy some doughnuts or something.

"What should we do now" wandered Light.

"How about some tv?" said L cause he wanted to watch Cake Boss "That show is lol especially Buddy."

"Ok." This was a good idea to Light because then he could see some dudes to kira. He could of death noted the murderer guys but he didn't now there faces so he needs more dudes to do it with instead. Plus also they might be sexy so he could see if they'd make out with him later. He can do whatever he wants cause his dads a cop and he's the head cop.

Misa turned on the tv but since it was Japan there was only anime on. "Aw man" said Light when he was it was Code Geas.

(AN if you havent seen it its basically an anime about this esxy dude called leloush with a mind control eye and also some dumb sluts I hate like CeCe ugh she sucks and peoples noses are weird looking)

"Ugh this show sucks," complaned Light. "This Leloush guy sucks to" he said as Leloush killed some dudes all sexly with a sword and they died.

"Why?" asked L but not because he though Leloush was sexyd or anything cause he didn't cause he's not gay.

"Hes trying to take over the world and hes just a teen ager. That wouldnt happen" grumped Light but he only said it cause he thought the dudes who made it copied of him. But he couldn't sue them for copywrite infridgement cause then they'd know that hes kira.

They watched for a while and Light tried writing Leloush in his death note but it didn't work cause he's not real. Or is he?

Then "ding dong" said the doorbell. "I'll get it!" Misa ran to open it and tripped over her skanky suedo goth boots and fell on her face got carpet burned and looked even more ugly if that's posible! Then the door opened and they gasped. It was…you have to find out later!

THREE DAYS AGO MORE OR LESS:

"This sucks" whispered Near as they hided in a dumpster so they wouldn't get cought. There were flies and trash and banana peels and fish in there and it smelled bad.

"SHUT UP NEAR! DO YOU WANT TO GET COUGHT BY POLICE!" yelled Mello really loud trying not to touch the slimy fish slime he was sitting on. The fish was all moldy and hairy and that meant it was poisonous and it was gross to. Matt played his video game. "We need a plan" he lolled cause Near had mud stuck to his face and it looked like soichiros mustache only stupider sins it was Near and everything he does is stupid.

"How about we disguise ourselves and find L? He is working with the police, so maybe he can prove our innocence," suggested Near.

"WTF that plan is stupid and is sucks," said Mello and eated some chocolate he found and made a sexy cruch noise with his teeth.

"Can I have some?" asked Near all pathetic so Mello gave him some only it wasn't cholate it was actually cat poop and he and Matt lolled there heads off at Near cause they didn't tell him.

The Mello got all depressed because his hare got dirt on it. "We need a new plan that doesn't suck"

"Don't worry because I have plan and its a good one" lolled Matt punching the lid off the dumpster. Then he told the plan and they got gigantic smiles on there faces. Accept not Near cause he still had cat poop in his mouth!

Then they ran of to do the plan!

AT SOICHIRO'S CAR:

Soichiro was chasing Demikawa around on his motorcycle because he had to double arrest him now. They speeded through Tokyo at 200 miles an hour and went the wrong way and ran through some buildings and smashed into some peeps and didn't use there turn signals. He was about to catch him then he got a flat. "This F-CKING CONTRACEPTION IS USELESS!" light's dad thought with angry.

In the other car Demikawa locked at Soichiro and lolled. "Now hell never catch me," he lolled and ripped off his mask. Cause he was not really Demikawa hes actually…..Mikami! (omg what a twist!) Who was just pretending to be Demikawa so wouldn't get cought!

He saw Soichiro disappeared and lolled even more. "Now my plans will turn to fruit" he said and dialed a mystery number while hes driving and called it. On the other end was…a mystery!

"I have procreated the secret death note!" he yelled waving it around. It was Higuchy's that he lefted in the building and Mikami made a fake one instead and stealed it and pulled the fire alarm soz theyd have to evacuate so he could steal it.

Good.

"Does this mean…" he said but didn't finish cause Soichiro showed up then.

"GOD DARN IT" sweared Soichiro. Then he jumped on his other motorcycle that was more faster and zoomed up like a speedy bullet and jumped over some cars and did a flip.

"Oh sh-t hes onto me," said Mikami and tried to swerve but in stead ran into a pole. "Oh crap" he said into his phone then dropped it. "I'll have to get back to you late" and jumped out the window.

Soichiro drove up onto top of Mikami's car and arrested him. "WHERE IS YOUR LICENCE young man" he boomed in his bestest cop voice that was scary to most peeps but not mikami cause he's a smart ass punk kid.

"I'm sorry officer but I can't give it to you right now" said Mikami. Then he writed "Lights dad dies" in the death note!

TBC

AN: What a cliffhangar! PLEASE GOOD REVIEWS PLEASE!