AN: YOU FLAMERS SUCKS! Lets see you write a better story then me! Also this isn't a bout trolls its about Death Note duh! You peeps are to dumb to live!

ALSO WE HAS CHAPTER TITLES NOW! So this chapter is called

Chapter 5 some stuff happens!

I bet you want to find out if Sochiros dead! Well to bad cause not yet!

AT THE POLICE

The doorbell ringed and L went to get it. "NO DON'T because it mite be murderes" said Misa sluttishly. But he didn't car and opened it. It was…three people!

"Top of the day to you my finiest young japany peeps" lolled a dude. He had on a britishy hat like Abe Lincon and a fake beard and had hair that was sort of brown and looked like Light a bit but not (AN don't u think Matt looks like Lights long lost brother? HMM theres an idea).

"Im prince Harry and this is my wif Kat which is British for Kate" Kate had blond hair and was very sexy and looked mad and didn't have a special outfit or anything because she already looked girly enough. "And this is are son Junior hes the royal baby!" Junior had on ones of those spinny propeller hats and white hair and also pajamas cause hes dumb and sitted on the ground.

(AN I no Kate Middletown does not have blond hair but just go with it ok!)

Misa was struck dumber than usual. "Who are you people!" she said and forgetted to slut at them which shows how dumb she is cause believe me there sexy accept junior cause hes a kid and smells

"Were the Britishy royal family" said Kat in a fakey girl voice. "We are just on tour of Japan for the holidays wich is British for vacation and its not like were actually murders or something"

"Of curse come on it" said Light. "We are usually death noting people I mean catching kira but now we are watchin Code Geas"

"That show sucks"

"Yes but Leloush is very sexyd" said L but he didn't actually say that last bit I typed it on accident cause not gay remember! Then he wispered to light "Be careful cause I don't now these people and they might be evil"

"Don't worry I have a plan" said Light.

So the came in and sat on the couch. "Tell me about Britin" said Light sitting on top of L.

"Well ummm there is lots of tea and guvnors with bad teeth there" lolled Harry. "And also we are genuin royal peeps GOD SAVE THE QUEEN who is my granny"

"Do you have any choclate" asked Kate and whipped her hair around to get some dirt out off it and hit Misa in the eye and smuged her make up.

"I'll get some" said Light and went and getted it then came back like ten seconds later. "Don't worry cause its not poisonous or anything!" he said trying not to lol.

"Thanks my good blimy chap" then they eated it and Light writed there names into his death note and they died!

Light did an evil laugh. "That takes care of busness" he lolled. Then the windows smashed open!

IN THE CITY

"NOOOOOO!" said Soichiro and died and Mikami lolled and stealed his segway and zoomed away and writed in the death note which is illegal while driving but not because it was a segway not a car.

"No I can go do my evil plan which is evil and also make out with my bf whose name is LIGHT YAGAMI!"

but little did he now….THAT SOICHIROS NOT ACTUAL DEAD! (AN I was goin to kill him of but didn't want peeps to hate this story cause its sad so I didn't) Mikami didn't now that Soichiros not actually dead because he had an epipen hidden in his mustach. So now hes alive!

"THAT LITTLE SH-t he must die!" said Light's dad and ran to the police in like ten seconds that's how mad he was.

AT THE POLICE AGAIN!

"Give us all your money" lolled Matt and cocked his sawed off at Light and stepped on the bodies that was on the floor. Him and Mello and near were wearing glasses and fake mustachs like Soichiros but fake and no one reconized them.

Light took his death note out of pants. "Okay but first you have to tell me your name" but they didn't cause there not stupid like Misa.

L was smarticle and figured out what was happening. "WTF we just killed you!"

"no that was the actual Britishy royal family you just death noted" said Near hiding behind a couch but noone heard him.

Then a epic fight happened but I don't fell like discribing it cause im not a violent person so I wont. All im gonna saw is Misas nose got broken and she looked even more uglier than before! And Near got death noted so hes dead!

Watari's voice came out off the TV. "What the crumpety sodding JK Rolling!" he said. Then riots started happening all over Britain accept it was british so they called them comotions and people through Molotov cockatiels and some peeps tipped over Big Ben and broke the royal jewels but noone cared since Britain sucks! Accept doctor who but it does now cause the new doctor is old and ugly and sucks so I guess all of it sucks accept one direction because harry is SEXY!

The hole time the fight was going on and some stuff got destroyed like the tv and computers and weapons and guns and L's giant candy piñata that wasn't secret any more cause Mello accidently stabbed it and eated all his chocolate out of it!

Then the door opened and it was…..Matsuda!

SAME PLACE BUT IT WAS TIME FOR A LINE BREAK FOR DRAMA:

"Hi peeps" sang the dumb policy guy. "Im back from Walmart!" He had like twenty shopping bacgs full of stuff but it was boring stuff like milk and doughnuts (cause there police) and toilet paper and a nuclear powered assalt gun soz I guess it wasn't all borin.

He was dumb so didn't notice there was a fight and sat on the couch and turned on the tv. Dr phil was on and they were interviewing Jennifer Laurence. "Aw man I hate her" said Matsuda getting the remote and nearly getting karate chopped by L but he was actually aiming at Matt. But he didn't find it cause the remote had been tramped so he was stuck on the interview with the fat cowish no talent fatty.

"Well im extremely talented and pretty and not fat" bragged Jennifer Laurence brattily and all the peeps in the studio rolled there eyes and Matsuda did to.

"Get real! How do you feel about being the dumbest person on the planet even dumber than misa which is pretty d-mn dumb" said Dr Phil. But then just as Jenifer opened her fat mouth the little weather alert bar thingy came on and started beeping! But it wasn't the weather it was Takadas news network.

"Sorry to interupt scheduled programs (not because who cares about Jennifer Laurence lol) but theres breaking news. "The royal family is…..DEAD!"

"Gasp" said Matsuda. "I wonder who could do such a thing" then he looked around the room and noticed there was epic battle going on!

"WTF" he wtfed and hided behind the couch so wouldn't get punched. Accept the fight was to exciting so he joined in and kicked Misa real hard and she cryed cause shes a wimp! And also he got kataned but lived cause he borrowed an epipen of Mogi whose there to I guess cause hes to dumb to have his own and might epeipen some evil dudes back to life on accident (hint hit foreshading!)

Then…..Soichiro came in!

"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS NOSENSE!" he blustered kicking in the door.

The all stopped and looked around all guilty.

"YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF" He sais stepping over the dead peeps on the floor and the broken tv bits and the chandelier wich got smashed to pieces.

He went over to Light and said "Light Amedeus Yagami!" and everyone lolled a bit then stopped cause Soichiros mustach was standing on end and it was scary and also there scared light's dad would say there middle names to.

"How could you do such a thing!" he said and spit got everywhere that's how mad he was.

"IDK dad I'm sorry" said light sheepily. He new he was gonna get punished and probably get his death note taken away or have to clean out the garage.

Then they heard a creepy laugh. And it was…..Mikami!

TBC

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Im sick so soz if this chapter sucked! JK I no it didn't! GOD REVIEWS PLZ