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Chapter 6 revenge of mikami!

STILL AT THE POLICE:

I was gonna do a fight scene but I just did one plus we need more romance so Soichiro just arested him and put him in jail but he escaped and every one else went home.

AT LIGHTS HOUSE

Light was in his room doing homework. He was a really smart dude so he got all the answers on the first try and didn't cheat of yahoo answers wich is a good place to get math problems but its not like I do that or anything. He was sitting on his bed lolling at some pics on tumbler cause hes done with algebra. Then a post came up it was Mikamis selfie (from like chapter 3 I think) with like 200000 notes (but not death notes lol)

"Ryuk look at this doush" said Light who was mad cause Mikami looks a bit like L and L wont date him soz hes mad.

Ryuk was very mad because rem didn't like him any more cause shes dating that stupid slutty Misa Aname and also soichiro took away Lights xbox so he couldn't play GTA. He eated an apple madly and it got all over light's bed and his phone but he didn't care.

"I must…go kira him!" said light waving around his death note all mad and dramatic and intensed. "Now!" His eyes got all big and detailed and slanty (AN im not racist they do it when hes kira!)

"Whateves" said Ryuk and bited the apple of Lights computer.

The Lights mom called "LIGHT! DINNER!"

"Coming mom" Aw man I'll have to do it later he thought.

Light got all his weapons but then realised he doesn't need them so he got his death note and put in his death note protector cause hes kind of a nerd and that's why he always wears a tie (ITS TRUE look)

Lights mom and Soichiro and Sayu and Light were all eating dinner boringly and it was a boring dinner with some veggies and protines and sushi cause there in japan and Ryuk was there to accept they cant see him so he was watching TV but there was nothing on not even Code Geas

THERES NOTHING GOING ON HERE SO

AT A HOTEL:

Mello and matt and L were sleeping together in a bed but its just cause they only had one room and it had to beds and noone wanted to share with Near cause he smells accept then they had a pillow fight and Nears bed got destroyed so hes sleeping in the bathtub.

"Time for room service" said L bouncing on the bed like a kiddo buncing on a bed. He ordered like 1000 dollars worth of candy and chocolates and cake and a carrot for Near cause he likes them. They wanted to get rid of Near because he makes them look stupid but couldn't cause he has all the money (like tons of money like in the anime when he made it rain (loll) but it wasn't actual rain it was money he dropped out of the sky or something)

(AN L was just pretending not to recogniz them actually he knew it was them all along! 0: twist :P)

While he was waitin L getted on his phone. "Why wont this f-cking doush leave me alone?" he wandered seeing there were like twenty texts from Light on there. "Doesn't he now Im not gay?" then he played on Angry birds.

Then the room service guy knocked on the door. Only it wasn't a guy it was a girl and she had blonde hair with those layery things in the front and was wearing a maid outfit.

"Here's your food" said room service lady.

"Thank you my good man" said L because he wasn't paying attention or maybe she looked like a man idk anyways and he paid the bill. Only he didnt have enough money cause after the fight at the police station Near made them go to Toys r us and spended all there money so there broke and he couldn't pay the lady.

"That's ok. I will forget it if you let me join your threesome" she said and did a slutty face and looked weirdly at the three dudes sleeping in the bed and stared taking of her clothes.

"We aren't doing it right now!" L lolled because hes not gay and that would never happen. He laughed so hard he got a six pack accept he already has one so he got like a 12 pack and also he woke up Matt and Mello.

"MMMMMMMM" said Near cause he wanted to do it with the lady even though shes ugly and noone likes him but he was locked to the bathroom. "Let me out of her!"

"what was that?"

"Oh nothing" said L and kicked the door until Near shut up. "Probably just the toilet or something"

"Okay" said the lady cause shes a bit dumb. "Now do you want to do it with me in a forsome?"

"That would never happen right Mello" lolled Matt. "Cause were not gay right?"

"WTF Matt!" wtfed Mello cattishly and flipped his hair around and got out of bed and put on some cloths.

The room service lady though he was extremely sexyd so she said "Im bicurious so I will do it with ladies to especially if they are sexy which you are"

"WTF b-tch!" he wtfed. "Im not a lady!" Then he shot her with Matts gun and she dead and they all lolled cause now they didn't have to pay there bill.

AFTER THEY ATE CANDIES sexily

L explaned everything to them about how Light's kira and killed lots of dudes off tv and they need to be stopped at all cost and also about how misa sucks which took like all day especially that last bit so it was dinner time when they were done.

They knew they needed to kill Light but they needed a really good plan that noone could figure out not even Light. They were the three smartest dudes in the world (oh and Near was there to) so they could think of the bestest plan ever but they couldn't.

"Now for our plan" said Mello straightening his hair with a straitener cause they were going out to Mcdonalds and he wanted to put his fashiony face forward or something I don't remember.

"I have a plan" lolled Matt. "And it will be perfect cause my plans always work and never fireback and get me shit by 1000 peeps at once or anything" (get it cause he got shot like 10000 times in the anime but its not funny its sad cause he was all dead and stuff) He took some things out of pants but I don't know what yet but it was cool stuff trust me cause I know accept I don't I guess so maybe it wasn't cool.

Just then some one kicked down there door. They gasped. Mello droped his straightener on Nears head and it set his hair on fire and made a giant fireball and set of the smoke alarms but they didn't care cause…

"Come out of there you sodding wankarses!" said a voice in British. It was…Watari!

BACK AT LIGHTS HOUSE

Dinner was over and they finished all there food. "I'm going out mom" said Light putting on some shoes and a hat.

"Okay dearie don't stay out to late and go to clubs or kill dudes with a notebook or anything cause you have to clean out the garage" said Lights mom.

"Ok mom"

"Also don't kill anyone" said his mom in a mom voice.

Light did an evil laugh. "Ok I will!" he said but his mom didn't hear him cause she was doing the vacuum.

Light went down to street. He didn't say anything but he was doing the internal monolog thingy inside his head and everything was black and gray accept his hair that was red. "I have to kill Mikami…and make L like me…but HOW?" he thought in a loud voice.

Just then a car came. It was black and had medal on the front of it and a licence plate with a picture of light's face on it and some weird people decals that said Light and Mikami on them! It ran right toward Light!

The driver was an evil man with sexy black hair and red eyes and he kept yelling out the window and saying delete! He ran over some peeps and crashed into some stuff but didn't care cause he was to busy yelling delete and also he scarred some pigeons.

"Oh no1" shooted light.

TBC

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WHOSE IT! YOU HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE! MAYBE IF I GET LOST OF REVIEWS THEN ILL UPDATE TOMORROW MAYBE!

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