Chapter 16: Game Day
Amanda's POV
"Good morning!" I say in a sing song voice as I walk into the room with a mug of coffee in my hand. Randy doesn't even respond to my call, which makes me raise an eyebrow in suspicion. I walk over to his side of the bed and see that his eyes were still closed shut and that his mouth was fully agape. A smirk crawls onto my face as I rest the coffee mug on the dresser before turning back to him.
"Last night must have tired you out. Running away from Adam and all." I mutter to him as I sit on the bed, careful to not wake him. All he does is let out a snort in response, which I can't help but chuckle at.
"You are so cute when you sleep." I mutter to him as I pat him on the cheek, enjoying the feel of his coarse skin, already littered with stubble. "Might as well leave you to it."
Suddenly, I feel his arm wrap around my waist as I am slammed into the mattress. I look up to see Randy crawling on top of me with a smirk on his face as he pins my hands over my head with one hand.
"You sneaky, sneaky little Viper," I say with a small smirk as I try to get my wrists free, but Randy's hold is iron tight. "You faked it!"
"No . . . I was genuinely still asleep," he tells me with a nod of his head. "But you woke me up when you patted me on the cheek. It's your own fault for waking me."
"Don't you dare turn the tables on me." I say with a small scowl as I try to wrestle my way free, but Randy's hold it still iron tight.
"You have got to realize sooner or later that I'm way stronger than you." he tells me with a smile as he kisses my forehead.
"That may be the case, but you can't judge a girl for trying." I say with a shrug. "Do you mind releasing my arms?"
"What will I get in return huh?" he asks me with a raised eyebrow.
"A kiss and that still warm coffee mug on the dresser." I say as I point to the waiting cup. He turns to the cup before turning back to me with a nod of his head. I let out a sigh of relief as he lets me go, but I don't get off easy as he picks me up and puts me on his lap with an arm still wrapped around my waist.
"You're dressed early." he tells me with a smirk as he grabs the coffee mug from the dresser and brings it to his lips, looking down at my attire for the day: t-shirt and jean shorts.
"It's 11:45 Randy. You've been sleeping in all morning." I say as I cross my arms at him. His eyes widen in surprise as he looks down at my watch to see that what I say was true.
"It's almost lunch already?" he asks me as he takes a sip of his coffee. "You could have at least brought me breakfast."
"Considering the time of day, I could have brought you brunch." I say with a shrug.
"Why didn't you though? I'm freaking starving!" he tells me with an exasperated look on his face.
"I thought you deserved your rest for a job well done last night." I say with a smile as I place a hand on his cheek. "Besides, you're a vampire. You'll survive this tragedy."
"Very funny Amanda," he tells me with a scowl.
"Why thank you," I say as I manage to squirm my way off his lap. "Now drink up your coffee and change your clothes. The games are going to start soon."
"Wait a second . . . what games?" I hear him ask me as I walk over to the door.
"You'll find out when you get downstairs." I tell him as I lean against the doorframe.
"But what about breakfast though?' he asks me as he flailed his arm.
"Eat a granola bar!" I tell him with a smirk as I walk out the room, smirking when I hear him groan in frustration, but that's when I realize I forgot to give him his kiss. I run back into the room and back over to the bed. I grab Randy by his shirt and bring his head to mine, smashing my lips against his in a heated kiss. I let him go before he has a chance to wrap his arm around me again and walk out the room with a smile on my face, not even bothering to look at what I suspect would be Randy's surprised and dazed face staring at me as I leave.
Normal POV
After getting over his shock at Amanda's sudden kiss, Randy finished his coffee, changed his clothes, and brushed his teeth before walking out the room and heading downstairs to see everyone gathered in the living room. Some of them were watching the 'Wipeout' marathon on TV, while others talked among themselves. Randy quickly walked into the kitchen to drop off his mug in the sink. He grabbed a granola bar from the nearby cupboard and walked back out into the living room, sitting next to Amanda on the ground near the couch.
"Ah . . . good; now that our resident Viper has graced us with his presence, we can get the games started." said Adam as he turned off the TV.
"What are these 'games' you speak of?" asked Randy as he finished his granola bar and quickly threw it away in a flash.
"These games vary. I'm basically making it up as I go." answered Adam with a smile as he crossed his arms.
"Way to plan ahead Edge." said Sheamus as he crossed his arms.
"Why thank you . . . I'm opening up the floor to anyone to say their suggestion. If we all like the suggestion, we'll play the game." said Adam as he gestured to the floor before him.
"Hm . . . how about we play 'Truth or Submission'? It's pretty simple; all you have to do is ask a question to someone and that person must give their absolute honest answer. If you don't say the truth, you will have to be put in a submission move for one whole minute, and if you tap before your minute is up, you are officially out of the game. If you hang on for the full minute, you're still in the game." suggested Kelly as she shrugged her shoulders.
"I like the idea Barbie!" said Adam with a big smile. "I'm in! Anyone else?"
Everyone decided to play the game, all of them liking Kelly's 'Truth or Suggestion'. Monica soon went up the stairs to retrieve the hat that contained all their names, coming back a minute later with the item in hand.
"Let's have the last winner of 'Truth or Dare' have first pick in 'Truth or Submission'." said Monica as she handed the hat to Lita.
"Thank you; I gladly accept." she said with a smile as she took the hat. She quickly plucked a name out of the hat, looked at it, and then returned it to the hat. "Randy, you are first."
"Make it good Lita." answered the Viper as he crossed his arms.
"Are you sad that the punt is now banned from the WWE and now you can only use it in the Extreme Rules pay per view?" asked Lita as she crossed her arms.
"I'm not sad. I was okay with the decision." said Randy with a shrug. Amanda shot him a very knowing look and Randy let out a sigh of defeat. "Okay, so I was a little pissed that they banned it."
"A little pissed?" asked Amanda as she crossed her arms. "You were so mad that they banned the punt that you actually flipped an old car on the street. You're lucky there were no people in sight or else you would have blown your cover and then I would have to save your tattooed skin."
"How bad was the damage?" asked Alicia as she raised an eyebrow.
"It wasn't too bad. Just a dented hood." said Amanda with a shrug. "We left before the owner could find us out."
"To tell you the truth, I'm glad the punt was banned," said Ted with a frantic look on his face. Can anyone of you guess why?"
"You didn't want your career to be shortened?" suggested Lita.
"You didn't want get a concussion?" suggested Sheamus.
"You didn't want your face to get injured because that is the only part of your body you haven't insured?" suggested Cody, gaining a few surprised looks from the others.
"No, no, and like I would ever forget to insure this face," said Ted as he pointed to his mug. "I'm glad the punt was banned because now I don't have to worry about being punted into a delirious psychopath. Remember Husky Harris? The guy that was a part of New Nexus before Randy punted him in the skull? He was just known as the army tank with the Ferrari engine before he was punted. Now he's known as that creepy cult leader Bray Wyatt. Man that guy's freaky!"
"Hey! Isn't Bo Dallas his brother?" asked Layla as she turned to Alicia. Alicia nodded her head yes.
"Don't you dare mention his name!" said Wade as he whipped his head at the two.
"Oh come on Wade. Are you still mad that Bo eliminated you from the Royal Rumble and then beat you in that match the night after?" asked Monica as she rested her head on his shoulder. Wade sent her a cold look, but she was unmoving. "I'll take that face as a yes."
"Getting back to the whole punting Husky situation; I had no idea he was going to become a diluted psychopath who loves to say 'we're coming' and 'follow the buzzards' and loves to stalk Kane. I know my kick is powerful, but it's not that powerful. I held back that night." said Randy as he took the hat.
"Well . . . one thing's for sure, I don't want to be in a match with him any time soon. Gotta give it up to Kane though. His match with Bray was impressive, ring of fire and all." said Ted as he remembered the Summerslam pay per view that they did recently.
"Adam, were you honestly afraid of the Undertaker leading up to your Hell in a Cell match at Summerslam 2008?" asked Randy as he raised an eyebrow.
"Yes I was, but I wasn't going to show it. I figured the best way to hide it, was to fake it." answered Adam as he took a piece of paper from the hat. "Amanda, you are next."
"Oh boy," said Amanda as she crossed her arms. "This is going to be good."
"My dear Anaconda, do you know any dance moves that you seriously don't want anyone to know about?" asked Adam as he leaned forward. Amanda looked suddenly taken aback by the question, making Monica chuckle at the sight of it.
"Go on . . . tell him." urged Monica as she nudged her sister with her foot. Amanda shot her a sharp look before turning around to see all eyes on her. "Tell them."
"C'mon 'Manda . . . tell us. Or do you want to be put in a sharpshooter?" asked Lita as she narrowed her eyes at the tall Diva.
". . . Fine, I'll tell you." said Amanda with a sigh of defeat. "I know how to belly dance . . . okay?"
Everyone stared at her wide eyed, especially Randy, whose eyes were as wide as saucers as he stared at the woman next to her.
"How the hell do you know how to belly dance?" asked Layla as she raised an eyebrow.
"Monica and I are part of a very, very multi-ethnic family. We're part Egyptian and Moroccan, and Egypt and Morocco are two hot spots when it comes to belly dancing. We have an aunt who's a belly dancing instructor and when we visited her in Marrakech back when we were in high school, she deiced to teach us a few moves. Monica was never able to do it, but I turned out to be a natural at it." answered Amanda as she looked away bashfully.
"You've known how to do that since high school? And you've never told anybody? Hell . . . we could have used you in Extreme Expose!" cried Kelly Kelly as she flailed her arms as Layla nodded in agreement.
"You could have taught me some moves! Moroccan to Moroccan!" added Layla as she pointed to herself and Amanda.
"I'm a wrestler, not a dancer." said Amanda as she shrugged her shoulders.
"Can you at least show us some moves?" asked Ted as he an innocent look on his face. All the guys looked at her with innocent looks on their faces, their eyes going straight to Amanda as she looked away from them.
"Do I have to?" asked Amanda as she turned to them with a scowl on her face.
"Please?" asked Randy as he took Amanda's hand in his own. "Just this one time?"
Amanda scowled at him before turning to the others and then back at him as she crossed her arms.
"Fine . . . I'm doing it just this once. This freaking once!" answered Amanda as she stood up to her full height. She rolled her shirt up so that her flat stomach showed and tied it up in a knot in the back. "I'm going to need some music for this."
"Allow me." said Monica as she walked over to the stereo with her I-Pod in hand. She put the small device into the stereo dock and turned it on. A very familiar song blasted out of the speakers, much to the chagrin of Amanda.
"Really sis," said Amanda as she looked at her sister in a deadpan fashion. "'Hips Don't Lie' by Shakira?"
"Ironic isn't it?" asked the younger twin as all the girls tried to stifle their laughter. "Now dance for us! The boys are starving for some eye candy!"
"I'm so kicking your ass once we get back to the States." mumbled Amanda as all the girls broke out in laughter. As soon as the chorus hit, Amanda showcased her belly dancing moves, gaining everyone's attention, especially Randy of course, who couldn't help but feel a little something in his pants. Her hips swayed side to side to the beat of the music, hitting every beat note for note. As soon as the chorus was done and the song went to the second verse, Amanda bowed and sat back on the ground. She snapped her fingers, making the stereo turn off in an instant as everyone clapped for her performance.
"ENCORE! ENCORE!" yelled Ted and Adam as they pumped their fists in the air.
"I bet any of you guys twenty bucks that Randy was turned on by that performance." said Wade as he pointed to everyone in sight.
"DUDE! NOT COOL!" yelled Randy as a flushed expression came over his face.
"Aw come on fella; we all saw that look in your eyes when you watched Amanda belly dance just now. You were turned on sir." said Sheamus as he crossed his arms.
"Can we just move on to the next person already?" asked Randy as he handed the hat to Amanda, managing to keep in a groan of frustration under wraps. "We have a game to play remember?"
"Fine sourpuss, we'll move on," said Adam with a chuckle. "But all I can say is one other thing . . . dude, you are one lucky bastard . . . Now I'm done."
"Layla, is it true that you are jealous of Natalya, the Bella Twins, the Funkadactyls, Eva Marie, and Jojo because they are all the main characters of their own reality show?" asked Amanda as she raised an eyebrow.
"No" said Layla with a serious expression on her face. Amanda and Monica turned their head no when they heard her answer, both obviously knowing that the British Diva was lying.
"You're not telling the truth Layla." said Amanda as she raised an eyebrow.
"You must be put in a submission move." added Monica as she crossed her arms.
"Fine . . . which one are you going to put me?" asked Layla as she got up from her seat.
"Let's put her in the sharpshooter. Dibs on delivering it!" called Lita as she waved her hand. Layla just shrugged and dropped herself on the ground. Lita then hovered over her and locked the move in place. Layla was yelling in a matter of seconds.
"THIS IS FUCKING PAINFUL!" yelled the Brit as she waved an arm around while Lita cackled above her.
"JUST TAP OUT! I'LL BE MUCH EASIER FOR YA!" yelled Lita as she made the hold tighter. Layla managed to hold on for a few more seconds before effectively tapping out to the maneuver before the minute was up, her legs and lower back succumbing to the pain. "One down, thirteen more to go!"
The next two hours were filled with truths, yells, submissions, and the occasional tap out as the wrestlers had their fun in door. After Layla tapped out, Cody tapped out to Randy's version of the Walls of Jericho, Kelly Kelly tapped out to Monica's crossface, Sheamus tapped out to Wade's STF, Kaitlyn tapped out to a Figure Four Leg Lock, Lita tapped out to Amanda's own Anaconda Vise, Ted tapped out to a chin lock, Wade tapped out to Randy's bear hug, Kofi tapped out to Randy's head scissors, Monica tapped out to Amanda's Anaconda Vise, and Alicia tapped out to Lita's sharpshooter. Adam, Amanda, and Randy were the last three standing.
"Let's have a submission off. Whoever can last through the most submission holds will win the game." said Adam with a small smirk as he looked at his fellow opponents.
"I'm going to forfeit because I don't trust any of you." said Amanda as she raised her hands in defeat. "And I seriously don't like being put into painful submission holds. I really don't trust you people."
"Suit yourself," said Adam with a shrug. "Loser" he managed to say under his breath. Amanda never heard it, but Randy sure did, much to his chagrin.
"You do know I'll just target that bad back of yours right?" said Randy with a smirk. "Do you really want to risk that? I can put you in a bear hug or a sharpshooter for all you know."
"Now that I think about it . . ." mumbled Adam as a look of realization came across his face. "I'm not going to take the risk with this old man back of mine; I forfeit. You win Randy."
"Of course I did." said Randy with a smirk as Amanda raised his hand in victory. "And I just thought of an idea for a second game."
"It's not anything painful is it?" asked Kelly Kelly as she crossed her arms.
"Not really," said Randy with a shrug. "I was thinking we could have a battle of the sexes version of Prank Wars."
"I'm in!" called Adam and Lita in an instant as they raised their hands.
"Why not?" said Monica with a shrug. "I'm game."
"Me too," said Amanda as she crossed her arms. "I can't wait to see what we can come up with."
One by one, the wrestlers agreed to Randy's suggestion, all of them becoming more and more eager for the playful war to see which gender would come out on top.
"Okay, so here's how it goes. It'll be Divas versus Superstars. Each team has an infinite amount of chance to prank the other team. You can prank one opponent, two opponents, or hell, the whole team if the prank is that huge." said Randy as he outstretched his arms. "The point is, whichever team that can achieve the most pranks on the other team by midnight tonight wins the game."
"Isn't this a great way to spend a beautiful day?" said a sarcastic Wade as he crossed his arms.
"I know right?" asked Sheamus as he patted his chest. "This'll be fun."
"We'll spend the next hour planning our strategy. The second floor is the Divas' home base and the first floor is the Superstars' home base. Anywhere outside is fair game." added Randy as he sat down on the couch.
"Good enough for us. Let's go girls! We have a game to win!" said Lita as she walked upstairs. The other six Divas followed after the female werewolf, leaving the men by themselves in the living room.
"We so got them beat!" cried Adam as he sat down on the couch.
"You shouldn't be acting so smug Adam. Some of the girls can be quite inventive. Not all of them are girly girls." said Cody as he crossed his arms.
"That's true," muttered Adam in realization. "Anyone got a good idea for what we should do?"
"You know what?" asked Randy as he got back up to his feet. "Let's head outside. It'll be much more private." he answered as he nudged his head to the staircase.
"Good call fella!" called Sheamus as the guys walked out of the house. As the guys left the building, Alicia walked away from the edge of the hallway and over to Amanda's room, where all the other girls were gathered.
"The boys have left the building." said Alicia as she took a seat on the bed.
"Excellent," said Amanda with a smirk as she crossed her arms. "Now we can get out plan into action."
"The boys won't know what hit them." added Lita as they shared a sinister laugh, all of them eager to win Prank Wars.
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