Chapter 17: The Prank War
Normal POV; with the Superstars
Randy and the men walked out the house and through the gate till they reached the intersection of the dirt road and the road covered in asphalt. They all sat on a bunch of rocks on the side and began to discuss their plans.
"So . . . the floor is open. Any prank ideas are welcome guys." said Randy with a wave of his hand as he gestured to the ground.
"I say we go with the disgusting pranks route." suggested Kofi as he shrugged his shoulders. "They may not all be girly girls, but if we do some creepy stuff, they'll probably be screaming for the hills by the end of the day."
"I like the idea. We can also go for the scary route," said Adam as he crossed his arms. "We can have Kofi here transform into a tarantula, or a scorpion, a snake, or some other creepy critter."
"Oh . . . just because I'm a shapeshifter, you're going to make me do all the transformation work?" asked a sarcastic Kofi as he turned to the werewolf.
"Yeah . . . basically," said Adam with a shrug. "Anyone else have any better ideas?"
"I was thinking of an idea, but we're going to need a lot of balloons for it." said Sheamus as a thoughtful look came across his face.
"You're thinking of pelting the girls with water balloons as soon as they walk out of the house aren't you?" asked Wade as he crossed his arms.
"No . . . I was thinking of pelting them with mud filled balloons." said Sheamus as a smirk crossed over his face. "Wouldn't that be fun?"
"Where in the world are we going to get balloons?" asked Randy as he crossed his arms.
"I have a few in my pocket, but the rest are in my suitcase." answered Ted as he took out five deflated balloons from his pocket, surprising his fellow wrestlers. "What?"
"Why . . ." asked Wade as he raised an eyebrow. "Why in the world do you have balloons with you?"
"I told you all! I'm random!" answered Ted as he waved his hand around. "Are we going to use these or not?"
"Might as well," said Adam with a shrug. "But you're going to have to go to your room to get the rest, and that means you're going to have to cross into the Divas territory."
"I don't think we should worry. They wouldn't have put a prank into action that fast. I'll be quick." and with that Ted ran down the dirt road and back to the house.
"You think he'll be okay?" asked Cody as he let a worried look come across his face.
"He'll be fine." said Randy with a shrug. "What could the girls possibly do in the short time since this prank war started?"
About twenty minutes passed, and still there was no Ted. The guys soon decided to walk back to the house to check in on him, and to get out of the baking sun above them.
"Getting balloons from his suitcase shouldn't be taking him that long." muttered Adam as the group walked through the gate. "You think the girls caught him in a trap?"
"Who knows?" asked Randy with a small unsure look. He turned his attention to see Ted walk out of the house, but he wasn't technically the same as when he first left them. "HOLY SHIT!"
Ted was walking over to them with a scowl on his face and shreds of plastic wrap coming off his body, giving him a ghostly affect. At first sight, Sheamus and Kofi broke down in laughter, Adam and Wade chuckled, and Cody and Randy shot him apologetic looks.
"What happened dude?" asked Cody as he walked over to his old Legacy teammate. "What's with the plastic wrap?"
"When I walked through the front door just a little while ago, I never realized that just within the door was a wall of plastic wrap. I was wrapped in it for a good ten minutes," answered Ted as he plucked some stray strands off his arms. "Those girls work damn fast."
"Damn it!" cried Adam as he snapped his fingers. "The girls struck first! We got to strike them back! Please tell me you got the balloons at least?"
"Hell yeah I did!" called Ted as he fished the pack of balloons from his pocket. "Got it as soon as I unwrapped myself from the plastic wrap's clutches."
"Good," said Randy with a smirk. "Let's get to work!"
With the Divas
The girls were laughing it up in Amanda's room at a job well done, totally oblivious to what the guys were planning outside.
"Oh crap!" said Lita as she tried to catch her breath. "We got Ted good! Nice job Kelly!"
"Thanks!" said the mermaid as she moved a few strands of her hair away from her face. "I saw it on YouTube once. I thought it would be fun to try it."
"Okay . . . we got first point thanks to the plastic wrap prank, but now the guys will definitely try to get us back, and they're not going to be lenient. Any ideas on what we can do?" asked Layla as she looked around at the group.
"Lita, didn't you say that Ted went into his room to get something before he left?" asked Amanda as she put her afro into a messy ponytail.
"Yeah . . . I'm not too sure, but it looks like he had a pack of balloons in his hand before he left." answered Lita as she snuck a look out the window. "And right now I see the guys taking up a few pails of water from the pool."
"They're planning to hit us with water balloons!" said Monica as she put the pieces together. "Damn, they're so freaking predictable!"
"I have an idea. Follow me." said Amanda as she walked out the room. The girls followed her downstairs and down the first floor hallway till they reached the playroom, which was filled with a whole bunch of toys and games.
"Damn!" cried Alicia as she crossed her arms. "How many baby cousins do you two have?"
"Enough," said Amanda as she took out a case full of water guns and water balloons. "That they like to have epic water fights with each other."
"Oooh," said Lita as she let out a small whistle. "This is going to be fun."
"Those boys have picked the wrong Divas to mess with." added Kaitlyn as she picked up a water gun from the case.
"Let's get these things filled shall we?' asked Amanda as she carried the case out the room. The other girls followed after her, all eager to beat the guys at their own game.
With the Superstars
"Everyone ready?" asked Randy as he held his mud balloons in hand. They were all currently standing outside the gate of the house after filling up every single balloon they had with mud.
"Hell yeah we're ready!" said Adam as he smeared a few mud marks across his cheeks. "It's time we teach those Divas a lesson."
"Yeah . . . but we need to lure them out first." added Wade as he threw a mud balloon up in the air. "Who wants to be the bait?"
"How about we draw straws . . . . or weeds?" asked Ted as he plucked up seven weeds from the ground. Whoever gets the smallest weed will have to be the bait."
"Good enough for me." said Adam with shrug. The guys picked their respective weed and once they compared them, it was determined that Kofi would be the bait.
"Just my luck." muttered Kofi as he climbed over the gate. He then turned toward the guys for one last time. "You guys better watch my back!"
"Don't worry! We got you covered fella!" said Sheamus with a grin as he waved him off. Kofi raised an eyebrow before turning toward the house as the other guys hid behind the stone gate. He walked around the side of the house and stopped when he saw that the side door was opening up. He hid his mud balloons behind his back as Alicia walked out the door dressed in a red bikini top, jean shorts, and slippers.
"Oh shit! This isn't the side of the house with the pool." she muttered to herself. She then turned to see Kofi smirking at her. "What are you planning?" she asked with narrowed eyes.
"Nothing," said Kofi in a sing song voice. "Think fast!"
He launched two mud balloons at her and they hit her dead on. She looked at herself in horror as the mud fell down her chest and arms while Kofi broke down in laughter.
"I'm so going to kill you Kofi!" she said as her eyes glowed yellow.
"And what are you going to do sweetheart?" asked Kofi with a chuckle.
"This" she said with a snap of her fingers. Kofi didn't have a clue what was coming next, but the other guys, who had a better view of the roof, did.
"KOFI WATCH OUT!" yelled Ted as he pointed upward. Kofi looked up just in time for a water balloon bigger than his head to hit him straight in the face. He dropped his remaining balloons to the ground as he tried to wipe the water from his eyes.
"Is that it?" asked Kofi as he finally opened his eyes to see Alicia pointing a water gun at him, right between the eyes. "Oh fuck!"
Alicia blasted him with water right in the face, sending the Ghana born superstar running for the gate. She picked up a few of his discarded mud balloons and threw them right at his back, hitting him dead on.
"I thought you guys were watching my back!" exclaimed Kofi as he jumped over the stone gate to reach his teammates.
"We did! I did tell you to watch out dude." said Ted with a shrug. "Now the girls have a clue of what our balloons are filled with."
"They're up on the roof. Alicia served as their bait." said Randy as he looked up at the roof. "They knew that as soon as one of us came out of hiding, they were going to send out that person's girlfriend to lure him into the trap. . . Smart."
"Now what?" asked Wade as he crossed his arms.
"How about you all end up soaking wet?"
The boys all turned around to see Monica, Lita, and Kaitlyn standing behind them with very large water guns in their hands. Lita was smirking while holding two of them.
"Oh damn!" said Sheamus in surprise as he held his mud balloons to his chest.
"BONZAI!" yelled Monica as she fired her water gun at the men; Kaitlyn and Lita following suit. The guys threw their mud balloons at them, but they were no match for the girls' water guns. The men all scrambled over the gate and into the yard, but Kelly Kelly, Layla, and Alicia pounced on them with water guns of their own while Amanda pelted them with water balloons from the roof. She managed to hit all the guys in the head with balloons, like a sniper eliminating their target, but she saved Randy for last.
"HEY RANDY!" she yelled from her perch. The Viper looked up to receive a water balloon straight in the face from his girlfriend. As soon as hit, Amanda broke into a fit of laughter.
"NOT COOL!" yelled the Viper as he looked up at the woman. Deciding to take things into his own hands, he used his speed to quickly run inside the house, up the staircase, and up the ladder onto the roof. When he reached the roof, he smirked when he saw that Amanda was still laughing; she was lying on her back next to a bucket filled with water balloons, dressed in a blue bikini top and jean capris.
"Oh shit!" mumbled Amanda as she finally got over her laughing fit and turned to see Randy slowly walking toward her. She clutched the bucket to her side as Randy cracked her knuckles. "You don't want to do anything stupid now Randy. I suggest you walk back downstairs, back to the guys, and take your watery punishment like a man."
"Oh really?" asked Randy as he placed his hands on his hips. "And you're going to make me?"
"No" mumbled Amanda with a shrug as she picked up a water balloon. "They will!"
Randy turned around to see the six other Divas behind him with their water guns at the ready. He turned around to see Amanda holding a water gun of her own, pointing it right at him.
"You guys really know how plan things quickly don't you?" said a sarcastic Randy as he already looked at his body, already drenched by relentless amounts of water from the guns and balloons.
"Hell yeah we do!" said Amanda with a smirk as she fired her water gun. Randy managed to dodge it, but jumped right in front of the fire of the other girls. Knowing that his main exit was blocked, Randy decided to go desperate and jumped off the side of the building and into the pool on the other side of the house, landing with a big splash. The guys ran over when they heard the noise and looked into the pool to see Randy appearing from its depths.
"Dude! What happened to you?" asked Adam as he and Sheamus helped Randy out of the pool.
"I decided to be an idiot and confront Amanda on the roof. Little did I know she had already planned for back up to appear." said Randy with a small sigh as he crouched down to his knees.
"And we're not done yet!"
The guys looked up to receive a rain shower of water balloons from the rooftop, courtesy of the girls. Adam, Randy, and Sheamus instantly jumped into the pool to avoid the balloons, but Kofi, Wade, Ted, and Cody weren't so lucky. They ended up getting the brunt of the attack.
"STOP IT! STOP IT!" yelled Sheamus as he swam over to the pool's edge. "WE GIVE! WE GIVE!"
"WE CALL FOR A CEASEFIRE!" yelled Cody as he spat out some water. "YOU GIRLS WIN THIS ROUND!"
The girls instantly cheered as the boys gathered around the pool, drenched like sponges. Soon enough, the girls appeared from out of the house with towels in their hands and no water guns in sight.
"That is what you get when you mess with the Divas!" said Lita with a smile as she pumped her free hand in the air. "But . . . to prove that we're not all bad, we bring you towels as a peace offering."
"Why thank you," said Adam as he took the towel from Lita's hand. "I'm so going to remember this when I get you a birthday gift."
"Remember, it's only 13 days after Randy's." said Lita with a smile as she sat down next to the soaked werewolf on one of the folding chairs next to the pool.
"Of course I remember." said Adam with a smirk, but then he turned to Randy. "Dude quick, when is your birthday again?"
Randy scowled at him as he wiped away the water from his face.
"Dude . . . My birthday is April 1st. You know; April Fools' Day? The same day Wrestlemania 29 was held in MetLife Stadium in Jersey?" asked Randy as he let Amanda dry his head with a spare towel.
"Now that you say that . . . It's kind of ironic that one of the most serious wrestlers in the WWE was born on the funniest day of the year." said Wade as a thoughtful look came across his face. "Anyone else think that as well?"
"You do have a point Wade." said Monica as a thoughtful look came across her face. "Randy, why are you not funny?"
"Wait . . . you guys don't think I'm funny?" asked Randy in surprise as he crossed his arms.
"You were pretty funny back in your Legend Killer days, but now as the Viper . . . eh." said Cody with a shrug.
"Oh . . . those were the days." said Randy with a thoughtful look on his face. "Adam, remember when we imitated D-Generation X on Raw years back during our feud with them?"
"Oh yeah!" cried Adam as he crossed his arms. "That was fun."
"That was funny, but to me, no one can top the day D-Generation X imitated Vince and Shane McMahon. And then promptly dumped shit right on theirs' and the Spirit Squad's heads." said Ted with a smile. "That was the first day Dolph Ziggler was shitted on."
"First day?" asked Kaitlyn, who was utterly confused.
"He was known as Nicky at the time. And he was a brunette back then." answered Cody with a shrug. Kaitlyn let out a small sigh of realization and then just shrugged it off.
"Shawn's imitation of Shane McMahon was absolutely priceless to me." said Kofi with a chuckle as he dried his arms. "I will always remember that night."
"I'll remember that night when you forgot to do your accent and Triple H called you out!" said Monica as she pointed to Kofi. "You looked like a deer in the headlights when they found you out. And Cody, you looked like you were going to laugh any second."
"To tell you the truth, I was trying not to." said Cody with a shrug.
"Remember Little People Court?" asked Layla as she smiled. "I loved it when the Little People came after them and even tried to drag Shawn back into the ring."
"To me though . . . that was kinda sad." said Wade as he crossed his arms.
"So, how long will this ceasefire last?" asked Amanda as she crossed her arms.
"Till we're all dry." said Randy bluntly as he stood up and walked through the side door of the house.
"Alright, boys, get yourselves dry because this prank war is definitely not over." said Lita as she pushed Adam off their chair.
"Fine," muttered Adam as he crossed his arms. He began to follow the other guys into the house, but then he stopped and turned around to face the girls one more time. "But this is definitely not over."
"Not by a long shot." said Lita as she and the girls chuckled at the drenched men as they did their walk of shame into the house.
About 45 minutes later
After walking into his room, Randy decided to take a shower to wash away some of the leftover mud off his body. He kicked off his sandals and walked into the bathroom with some clean clothes in hand. He stripped down, entered the shower, and spent the next twenty minutes scrubbing the caked mud from his feet, hands, neck, and some parts of his face. After he was done, he wrapped his towel around his torso and walked out the bathroom to grab some boxers, since he forgot to take them with him into the bathroom. He opened the door and walked into the bedroom to see Amanda on the bed reading an old WWE magazine, still dressed in her bikini top and jean capris. She looked up to see Randy only dressed in his towel and instantly felt the blood pool to her cheeks. Randy couldn't tell, but he figured that his face was starting to burn red too.
"I . . . had no idea you were in here." said Randy as he clutched his towel close to his body. He tried in vain to not listen to Amanda's heartbeat starting to escalate at the sight of him.
"I had no idea you were going to walk out the bathroom in just a towel." countered Amanda as she felt her cheeks burn in embarrassment. She quickly raised her magazine to the front of her face to avert her gaze.
"Touché," muttered Randy as he let out a loud sigh. He looked over to the mirror to see that he was wearing a flushed expression on his face, most likely embarrassed that he found himself in his current situation.
"Just grab what you need to get and go back to the bathroom please." said Amanda as she continued to hold the magazine to her face.
"Sure thing," said Randy, who sounded slightly out of breath, which took him by surprise. He quickly walked over to his suitcase, quickly grabbed his boxers, and ran back to the bathroom. Once she heard the door slam, Amanda let out a sigh of relief as she brought her magazine down to her lap.
Amanda's POV
I can't believe I just went through that. I say in my head as I take a quick glance at the bathroom door. I've seen Randy in his wrestling briefs plenty of times before, but why was seeing him in just a towel made me feel all flushed inside and made my heart start to race.
Oh yeah . . . because this is the first time I've ever seen him dressed only in a towel with bath water falling down his chiseled abs and damn he looked sexy in it!
A loud click breaks me out of my thoughts and I look up to see Randy dry and dressed in a new t-shirt and shorts. He ignores me as he walked over to the dresser to receive his watch, but I take it as an opportune time to take a small glance at his ass before looking away. Damn it looks so cute.
"Are you okay?"
"What?" I ask in surprise as I look up to see Randy still staring straight at the mirror. He then turns to me with a smirk on his face before walking over to my spot on the bed.
"Are you okay? I heard your heart start to beat faster than normal when I came out here in just my towel." he tells me as he sits at my side. I stare at him wide eyed before turning my gaze away.
"I'm fine." I say as I continue to look at the wall, but I feel Randy's arm snake around my waist.
"C'mon . . . you can tell me, although I already know why you were blushing so much."
My eyes widen as I hear his words that close to my ear and I turn my head to see Randy staring right at me, our faces just inches apart.
"Uhhhh," I mumble out for a response, but before I can say anything coherent, his lips were on mine in what was probably the softest of kisses before moving his head back. I wasn't really ready to let him go so easy, so I decide to lean in for another one, but Randy moves his head back, smirking in success. I try again, but Randy still moves his head back. I sit up and go for another one, but Randy moves out the way once more, making me hit the mattress face first.
"Why do you torture me so?" I ask as I move my head to see Randy lean against the wall.
"Sorry darling, but until prank wars are officially over, we're still enemies," Randy tells me with a smirk. "You're going to have to wait till tomorrow."
"Fine," I say in defeat as I sit back up. Randy walks over to me and pats me on the head before walking over to the door.
He did not just pet me like I'm some kinda dog. I say as I take hold of a nearby pillow. I instantly chuck it right at his head, nailing him dead on just as he walked out the room. He turns to me with a small scowl on his face before picking up the pillow from the ground and throwing it over to me.
"I'm so going to prank you before this day is over." he tells me as he points his finger at me before walking down the hallway. I just scowl, knowing for a fact that I was going to have to look over my shoulder till midnight because I have a feeling the Viper is going to keep his word.
Normal POV
The rest of the day was filled with good old fashioned pranks as the teams decided to go for select people instead of pranking the entire team. Kaitlyn got Cody with the rubber band wrapped around the kitchen sink hose prank as he got a drink of water. Alicia and Monica teamed up to do the old whoopee cushion prank on Wade and Kofi in the living room. Adam got Lita by putting flour in her blow dryer while she was in the shower. Layla got Sheamus with a good old fashioned fake faint spell. And Ted got Kelly back by putting whipped cream on her hand and tickling her nose with a feather, which made her wipe her face with the sweet treat as she was napping. It was currently 11:30 at night, and Randy and Monica were the only ones who did not prank each other.
Yet
"Randy dude, have you pranked Amanda yet?" asked Adam as he and Sheamus followed the Viper into the kitchen.
"Nope, I have to be really careful since I have no idea if she's reading my mind or not." answered Randy as he shrugged his shoulders.
"But fella, you only have half an hour left before prank wars end!" said Sheamus as he flailed his arms. "You need to get your prank in now!"
"Don't worry guys. I got things covered." said Randy as he opened the fridge, but he was soon met with a blast of silly string right in his face. He didn't move till the string ceased firing. Randy then grabbed the empty silly string can from the fridge and closed it. He turned to Adam and Sheamus to see them both trying to stifle their laughter.
"And the Anaconda gets the Viper in the end." said Adam as he let out a chuckle.
"She got you good fella." added Sheamus as he covered his mouth.
"Plus, I got it all on video." said Amanda as she walked into the kitchen with her camera in hand, followed by Layla and Lita. "I can't wait to show this to everyone back home.'
"Congrats 'Manda; you got me." said Randy in defeat as he took of the silly string from his face. "You got me beat."
"Aw . . . you're so humble." said Amanda with a smirk as she crossed her arms. She handed Monica the camera and walked over to the cupboard to get a late snack. She was suddenly taken by surprise when ketchup began to squirt at her face and shoulders. She instinctively closed the cupboard door, bur it was to late since there was a lot of ketchup on her face and shirt.
"You know what they say? Great minds think alike." said Monica as she, Layla, Adam, and Sheamus fell into a fit of laughter.
"What happened in here?" asked Kelly as everyone else filled into the kitchen. As soon as they saw that Amanda was covered in ketchup and Randy was still slightly covered in silly string, they broke down in laughter too.
"Oh God! You two look ridiculous!" cried Cody as he leaned on the island for support.
"What happened in here?" asked Lita as she crossed her arms.
"Amanda got me with a silly string prank and I got her back with the same idea, but instead of silly string, I used ketchup." answered Randy as he wrapped an arm around Amanda's ketchup covered shoulders.
"Hold that pose!" exclaimed Alicia as she took out a camera from her pocket. She took a few photos before returning the device to the place from once it came.
"See . . . I told you I would get you." said Randy with a smirk as he turned to face Amanda.
"No . . . I got you!" said Amanda as she pushed his head down to hers for a kiss, one that left ketchup all over Randy's shirt and face. Everyone in the room shouted out in complete joy as the two kiss. The guys were actually laughing more than shouting since they couldn't help but laugh at the Viper's new predicament. When the kiss was over, Amanda let go of Randy's head and had a smile plastered across her face as Randy looked at her with a sheepish smirk on his face.
"HIGH FIVE FOR THAT ONE!" yelled Monica as she high fived her sister, followed by Lita and Alicia.
"DUDE! How did you fall for that?" asked Adam with a chuckle. "Now you look like you just suffered a really bad chair shot!"
"I didn't see it coming." was all Randy said as he nodded his head.
"C'mon! I'll show you all the video of the two pranking each other while these two clean this place up." said Monica as she walked out the room. Everyone else followed after them except for Randy and Amanda, who were now walking over to the cupboard to disable Randy's prank.
"When did you set this up?" asked Amanda as Randy took the half empty ketchup bottle out of the small cabinet.
"When you were in the shower." answered Randy as he handed Amanda some paper towels. "You got a little something on your face."
"Yeah . . . I realized that." said Amanda with a smirk as she gratefully took the paper to wipe her face. Randy ripped some more paper towel from the nearby roll and began to wipe away the ketchup on his face. "Very sneaky."
"Thanks" answered the Viper with a smile. "But you owe me a new shirt."
"That could easily wash out." answered Amanda with a small smirk as she pointed to Randy's shirt. "Besides, it'll take me days to wash away the tomato smell."
"I think it suits you." said Randy with a smirk, but all he got was a slap in the chest. "Or not."
Amanda just shook her head in disbelief before throwing her paper towel in the trash and walked out the room. Randy smirked since he got a good view of Amanda's ass on her way out before throwing his paper away and walking out the room, turning the light off with a small click.
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