back to the past... well its the present in your time... since its in the future... so um FUTURE PAST PRESENT BACKY-NESS THING TIMEY TIME WIBBLY WOBBLY BALL OF STUFF
meanwhile in the present... i mean past... FUQ IT IM JUST SAYING DATES... meanwhile in feb 2013 a not to wise employee at valve or something who does the commands for steam chat did something that was not wise. valve employee said DERP IMA DELETE THE /ME COMMAND THAT EVERYONE LOVES FOR DAH LULZ! while alot of miles away a young ManBehindSentry known for his sexy black-ness had a terrible feeling in the back of his head *where the tumour is* he stood up and yelled KAHHHHHHHHHNNNNNN and it was loud and stuff. while a very not bright person at valve smiled content with his or her actions or maybe even a buncha people i dont know. meanwhile in feb 2018 gaben rode the bus but it was the future so it was a hover bus or something that way it could sustain his weight all of the him to love, except people didn't love him cause it was the future. gaben in or rather taking up all the space inside the bus decided it was time for him to take action HE HAD TO DIG DEEP (and for once not into his bucket of kfc... you know what he can do both at once) and find the source of his problems! gaben went to the infosphere previously known as canada and activated wikipedia. he wiki'ed steam and found that everything went downhill after some employee or more then one idk, deleted the /me command and pissed off a very sexy black man. being wise and knowledgable and junks gaben took out his time machine that he got after sitting on a scientist and set it to feb 23 2013 and had a blast... to the past!
*puts on sunglasses* YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
-next time time travel and sexy black men YOU KNOW YOU WANNA READ IT!