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Dear Readers,

*Changes into her Purgatory armor* One of you will tell me in exactly four seconds who this Hiro Mashima person is. If he supposedly owns Fairy Tail, I will have to have a word with him. No one says they own Master except for the Master himself.

I do not have an obsession with strawberry cake. It is merely a favorite snack of mine. Many of you portray me as a person who will calm down in a fit of rage if someone were to shove a slice of strawberry cake in my face.

Would any of you like to test that theory?

No?

Thought so.

Jellal... *blushes* He is merely a friend of mine who happens to be a wanted criminal. I do not expect a romantic relationship with him. We are simply allies.

I would like to inform you of a growing problem I have that is quite a personal matter. If any of you would like to assist me on this, it will be greatly appreciated. You all are from a different world, no?

Well... I would like to know the latest trends in fashion.

That is all.

And I will have a word with Hiro.

Sincerely,

Erza Scarlet


Gotta love Erza. Even though she's threatening people, she does it in style. Hope you enjoyed! Please review on who you want next!