Thank you to Risque Tendencies for finding my name mistake so I could fix it!

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It has come to our attention that someone placed a view finder within the sleeping room of Hiroki Kamijou and Nowaki Kusama. This is unacceptable when not in compliance with The Privacy Act of Earth Humans, section 4, subheading 89, paragraph 3, bullet point 7, which states: Only licensed individuals on Earth surveys shall be permitted to view, record, or otherwise with regards to The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human. Refrain from viewing these habits any further and follow protocol. Thank you.

Amendment

It has come to our attention after reviewing this couple that there is no ten year rule for marriage or other such unions. The writers of the original report have been reprimanded and a new report has been issued. Humans may remain together for as long as they please, which does not seem very long when certain groups are not allowed marriage/unions and others have 48 hour marriages/unions.

Ryuuichiro Isaka (35) and Kaoru Asahina (36)

Ryuuichiro Isaka screams Alpha Male in the workplace. He is in charge of a whole slew of humans who work on getting the printed word out to the masses. The man likes to prove his manliness by strutting around the office in expensive outfits and sexually harassing both the men and women of the species.

This changes though once he is in a more domestic place. From research gathered by intelligence it appears Ryuuichiro is into a practice called S&M, which translates to "sexual intercourse and making love". The whole definition is being created at this time, please check back in a few weeks to gather further information on the subject.

Amendment

Sexual intercourse and making love is a practice done by two beautiful people who want to show their reproductive organs to others for the purpose of masturbation. Cameras are set up in the room and a person with a cone shaped device yells action and cut throughout in order to make sure the cameras are able to see the reproductive organs in the best light.

When Ryuuichrio wanted to choose an encased for himself, he was surprised to find his own personal assistant, Kaoru Asahina, wanted the job. This type of issue is not allowed as master and servant should never cross this line. That did not stop the two from becoming one and they have paved the way for future generations of servants to become one with their masters. (Earth literature has an immense amount of information regarding individuals not complying with the Earth hierarchy. Please see the new S&M section in the library for further information.)

The reason this couple was chosen is because of their impressive displays in the bedroom. Ryuuichiro, being the encaser, does not need to walk around naked like is required of Kaoru, but he does. This occurs because Ryuuichiro enjoys the stares he receives from his encased. The lusty look in said encased's eyes causes Ryuuichiro's reproductive organ to dance on its own. When the reproductive organ dances on its own the owner feels good and tends to blush (hoping someone will take the hint and start to suck on said organ). Facial blushes are something that Ryuuichiro is good at making others do, which means he is one hell of an encaser. Even other encasers (Misaki Takahashi) fall prey to Ryuuichrio's abilities.

This type of activity causes Kaoru to become jealous and the encased must then be punished severely once in the bedroom. One such occurrence is as follows:

"Oh! My! God!" (Translation – I am your god, you will bow down before me and receive my reproductive fluid!)

(Ryuuichiro was lying on his back with his reproductive organ inside of Asahina's mouth. The encased was using his tongue to try to ease the encaser's reproductive fluid from something called a legume sac that is right under the organ.)

"I'm going to come!" (At this point the feeling was unbearable, so the encaser was shaking and sweating, as well as using colorful Earth language called swearing. Please see, "Earth's Book of Swearing for Morons" in the library for further information. This type of speaking is not allowed outside of the home and if used harsh punishments will be given, thank you.)

At this point Ryuuichiro had given his reproductive fluid to the slightly older encased and fallen into a daze on the ground. This motion is (as mentioned before) to symbolize it is time for the encased to become encased within the encaser.

"Asahina, stop! (Keep moving you idiot!) You are moving too fast! (Asahina had managed to become completely encased, which caused the strange sight of his eyes rolling to the back of his head. He then started to move his hips in a circular fashion while removing and reinserting his reproductive organ into the other's rectum, many times.)

"I am going to pound you into the floor, Ryuuichiro-sama." (Asahina means, "I am sorry for causing trouble and for that you may encase my reproductive organ until you are satisfied I have been punished enough.)

This type of interaction continued on until the encased had been encased more than five times throughout the night. By the time the sun lit the area with radiation, both men were exhausted. We had no idea that two grown adult males could get that angry with one another to warrant such a long punishment. We will need to further study this phenomenon, for unlike our prior two couples, this couple actually seems to need the punishment so much more. (We wonder what type of person Kaoru is to require such harsh conditions!)

Unlike most couples, the encased does not actually walk around naked. While it is customary for said individual to do so, he is not actually required to by the encaser. This encaser, being of much higher standing socially and as an encaser, seems to have a sympathy for his encased and thus allows him more freedoms. Because of the excess freedoms, which do not make sense to us because of all the punishments given, the encased tends to walk around wearing something called 'boxers' which is a term we understand to mean; people who fight wearing gloves. (More information will follow on how boxers are actually wrapped around the buttocks of a human.)

After researching this couple, along with the other two, it is clear that encasement can be used as a form punishment as well. In the case of Ryuuichiro and Kaoru, they tend to shout out "Oh God!" quite a bit to ask for forgiveness. This current couple, which we are now calling couple #3, seems to use this more as a form of punishment. Rarely is the term "no" used, which we know translates to (keep going, I want more, give it to me, etc).

Because of all the new information being gathered, we are now confused and will continue studying this strange phenomenon to the best of our ability. Please check back for further updates. New couples are being added to our data quickly. If you know of a couple you would like to see please send a memo, in triplicate, to the director of operations. Thank you.