Like it or not, I'm back again.

In case you haven't noticed, I've changed my pen name. The Swedish_Girl thing was actually ridiculous. I mean, my second last name is Swedish. I don't even speak Swedish, no one in my family except my grandpa does, and I'm a brunette with black eyes, so do the math. Besides, I LOVE Sirius and James, and Lily and Harry and Hermione and Ron and Dobby and The Weasley's and every single person in Harry Potter, even Voldie, because without Voldie, there would be no books.

Disclaimer: Are you really still reading this? Siriusly? You already know it better than I.

Reconversated Conversations

"SHE HUGGED ME! Can you believe it? SHE HUGGED ME BACK!" I was so excited I couldn't sit down. My thirty minutes alone with Lily had made wonders in our relationship. She had admitted I wasn't annoying at all if I didn't ask her out or hex people randomly. I was likely never going to hex someone just because again.

"Prongs, honestly, shut the bloody hell up," Moony mumbled while chewing some vegetables. Seriously, I can't understand how he can eat vegetables with all the meat and junk food there is. "I think I could repeat the whole conversation without any mistakes if you asked me."

"I agree. Me too," Sirius stepped up.

Peter was quiet. He wasn't that good at remembering stuff, so I guess he just decided staying quiet was the best option.

"Oi! Come on! It isn't that bad. And I bet you couldn't." I tried to keep my pride high, but I know they were right, and that I had been a pain in the arse during the whole meal.

"How much?" Padfoot asked.

"How much what?"

"Who much money are you willing to bet that we can stage the whole thing," Remus explained.

I wondered for a few seconds. "Twenty galleons each. As I know you're both going to loose, I'm gonna spend some well earned forty galleons in something related to Quidditch, or maybe in Zonko's."

They shared a look.

"Sirius will be you, and I'll be Lily," Moony said. He continued, "Starting from now."

"So, Lily, where were you going when you found me? As far as I've known, the Charms classroom is in one of the third floor's corridor," Sirius said using a rather husky voice. Was my voice really like that? Or was he just doing it to nag me?

"If you weren't being beaten up, you would have realized I wasn't carrying my bag. I overslept this morning and forgot to get it. After breakfast I was running to the tower when I heard them, and then you know what happened," Remus answered in a squeaky, girl-like voice. Lily certainly didn't have that voice. She didn't have that girly voice; if you saw her, you would think her voice was similar to an elf's, her being so small and everything, but no. Her voice was powerful and low. She had the power to always have everybody hanging on her words.

"Oh, that's okay. I never remember to get my bag or finish homework on time."

"No kidding!" Lily's voice had been thick with sarcasm, and Moony mimicked it amazingly well.

"Hey, when have I ever failed a class?"

"Touché. That's one thing I've always wanted to know: how do you do it?"

"Well, I pay the least bit of attention and have a good memory. That's all."

"You know you aren't annoying when you're just you?"

"Okay, okay. Prongs, I'll give you twenty galleons. It was already bad hearing you say it," Sirius sighed. "I don't think I'll bear hearing it again."

"I 'spouse I'll have to give you twenty too. And Padfoot's right. Now, if you mention your little chat again I swear to Merlin I'll go and tell Lily it was you the one who charmed the amour to follow her all day telling her it loved her."

That was a low blow. "Fine, but when I actually get to snog her you won't get any details," I humphed. Remus sniggered and Padfoot smirked. Peter was too busy with a turkey leg.

"Lucky for them, then," a voice behind my back said. I turned around a little too quick maybe. I'm desperate, so right know I don't care. Lily was smirking, so she had just heard the last sentence of the conversation. Thank Merlin. "James, I was wondering if you wanted to come with me to the fifth floor's corridor."

"Ha-ha-ha, so you want Jamsie all to yourself, eh Evans? I heard the fifth floor is the story that has more broom closets in the whole school," Sirius commented. I wanted to punch him.

"Have you heard or experienced?" she shot back. As I said before, watching both of them argue was really entertaining. "Actually, no. My noble and innocent intentions were to check in the Slytherins."

"Then I'm in." Padfoot said.

"Me too." Wormtail was too busy with his third turkey leg, so he didn't hear. The three of us got up and followed Lily. Remus was discussing with Sirius about something related with tomorrow's game, but I didn't pay attention because Lily was walking right beside me and I could smell the scent of her hair from were I stood.

"Hey, I wanted to thank you for the help today," I whispered in her ear. "Every single point I make tomorrow I'll make it for you."

She laughed, so Padfoot and Moony turned around to see what was going on.

"Mind your own business, mates," I answered. They just had this silly smile on their faces.

"So, Black… What's going on with Marlene? She's been disappearing randomly during meals and I noticed you too," Lily said seductively. I know she didn't mean it, but every single word she said was amazingly sexy to me.

At this, Sirius blushed.

HOLD ON A SECOND! HAD SIRIUS JUST BLUSHED? PADFOOT NEVER BLUSHES.

"Well… Okay, yes, there is something going on. I took her to Hogsmeade last weekend."

"But you said you couldn't come because you were ill!" Moony protested. "You know you'll be punished, Black… You know it…"

Lily just gave me a quizzical look.

"Every time one of us has a date and tells no one, we punish him," I explained. She laughed.

"Pettigrew has dates? No way!"

"I really like her, Prongs. I've always wondered the same thing… "Sirius said with a smile.

The rest of the way went on quietly, except for Lily and Sirius that kept talking about how on Merlin's name Wormtail had dates. I really wonder how he is his friend. I can tell he doesn't stand him that much.

"So… Lad- Only Gentlemen, I guess. Allow me to introduce you: THE SEVEN SLYTHERINS THAT WERE OUTSMARTED BY A GIRL!" Lily announced imitating those muggles form the circus. The only response we got were insults towards Lily, her blood, me, Sirius, Moony and several grunts.

"Padfoot, I was thinking…" I began looking at Mulciber. "Maybe we should give our Slytherin friends some fun in a few days, don't you think?"

"Oh, totally, Prongs. In fact, I was wondering if Evans would like to join us in our little… revenge," he answered looking at Lily. She grinned.

Great! This way, I'm going to be able to be with her more than necessary.

I believe some in sounding desperately… hopeless!, Simon sang.

"I've learned other spells form that detention. And if I'm not trying them on you, then on who?" she smirked looking at Sirius. I really hate it when they do things together, for example, when they set the both of them together in class, or when Lily gets too annoyed by the fact he can't do his homework and does it by herself. And when they share looks.

She has never shared a look with me. Never.

But she saved you from the Slytherins, Simon reminded, trying to make me feel better.

She would have saved anyone from anyone, I answered depressed.

But would she bathe them? Or treat them the way she treated you?

"James? Are you alright?" Lily asked, bringing me back.

"Uh? Oh, yes, I'm perfectly fine."

"He must have been thinking of you naked," Padfoot muttered under his breath.

Lily spat him on the back of his head and I casted a silencing charm on him. He protested with his hands.

"Well, as much fun as this has been, I must go back," Remus announced. But before we could say anything he had already disappeared, not before turning the Slytherins' hair pink.

We stood watching the Slytherins and said nothing, well, Padfoot tried, but until Lily removed the charm he was poking her in the cheek.

"Black, keep doing that and you'll be finger-less." She undid the charm and Sirius had a five-fingered hand.

I suggested it would be a good idea if we began planning our little prank, and by little, I mean HUGE. They agreed with me so we went to the room of requirement, where nobody would catch us.

"What do you suggest we do?" Lily asked once we were safely sitting on some armchairs the room had made appear.

Padfoot remained silent for a minute or so, and Lily apparently read my mind.

"HOLD ON EVERYBODY! STUDENTS OF HOGWARTS SND THE WOLRD: SIRIUS ORION BLACK HAS NOT TALKED FOR MORE THAN 68 SECONDS! NEW RECORD: THIS WILL TOTALLY BE IN HISTORY OF MAGIC'S NEXT CLASS".

So well people, here I'm again. Hope you missed me. I know this is a really short chapter, but it just felt right to end it up there, besides, I'm having a writer's block, and that I have to go and study for a history test I'm not looking forward to, and as a plus, I got a really low mark in my math's one: 5 (where I live, they rate your work from 1 to 10), and it sucks. My parents will never find out.

Don't hate me for doing such a lame thing.

Love, me.