After much in the form of searching, we have finally come across the perfect Boy's Love Couple. The encaser is brash and keeps his encased on a firm leash (term used when talking about controlling an animal, which we all know every encased is). The encased is much older than the encaser, thus why this couple is perfect. The encased knows he is of lower standing even though almost two decades separate the current ages of the specimens.

As a reminder, these reports must not be sold, copied, or used in any other such fashion. Those who do not follow these simple rules will be turned into an encased human and live out the rest of his life in this sordid manner. You have been warned.

Yoh Miyagi (37) and Shinobu Takatsuki (20)

Shinobu is "The Man". He came, he saw, he conquered…Yoh Miyagi that is. After waiting for his brother-in-law to get fed up with being encased by the female of the species, Shinobu marked his territory by initiating a courtship ritual with the much older encased. Because the age difference is so great with these two it is almost unheard of with it comes to sleeping habits. In order for Shinobu to have successfully captured his encased he must be an Alpha Male among the Alpha Males of Alpha Males.

Currently we are erecting a statue to honor Shinobu for his work in helping us understand how an Alpha Male should act. Here are the new bullet points to be added on how the encaser should catch his prey.

Cry in a 'manly' way.

Cook various squash and vegetables in a bad manner.

Call the lesser form some form of nickname; Idiot, Old Man, Moron, etc.

When Yoh had found out his wife had found another encased, he was rather depressed. What he needed was someone to come in and 'shake things up' (The term shake things up refers to when the male reproductive organ starts to receive stimulation from another orifice. In this case because Yoh was with a female before, a male was necessary to bring him out of his depression.). His younger brother-in-law was just the person to do that.

It did not take long for the older male to become "pussy whipped" (The term pussy whipped is when the encaser keeps the encased on a short chain like one would a pussy cat.). Soon thereafter the two began the perfect Boy's Love relationship; where Shinobu is in charge and Miyagi bows down to everything the younger man wants. This is the way it should be in this type of relationship, as we have found out through extensive study on the concept.

Yoh is in constant need of partaking of the reproductive fluids of his younger encaser. His punishments range from one to three times night, at least five days a week. The following is a typical start to the punishments.

"You're late, old man." (Shinobu had been home, cooking, for quite a while. Because he was a little absorbed in his encased not showing up in a timely manner, the food exploded and covered the cooking area with debris.)

"Holy F***ing Hell, Shinobu!" (Yoh ran into the kitchen to make sure his encaser was not harmed. This is called a "squeee" moment.)

"That…was…not…meant…to…happen…" (The younger man knew exactly what was going to happen, but he wanted to punish Yoh, so he started crying. This was his way of telling the older man he was about to be punished.)

"Don't cry about it you big baby." (Shinobu cried harder.) "Let's get you cleaned off."

Writer's Note

The use of food in the encasement process was created back in the times of yore, where food was considered an aphrodisiac for being encased. In some cases food is placed onto the body like a spread and the encased is meant to lick the food off of the encaser in a seductive manner. This process usually ends up with both parties being sticky with various forms of fluid; food, saliva, tears, sweat, and reproductive fluid. If anyone would like to try this process, please call 143*908*7340891239487502948475*9 and an operator will assist. The waiting times may be extensive, so be prepared to wait a few days for a response. ***Warning*** DO NOT USE YOUR MODULAR COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE. YOU WILL END UP WITH A LARGE BILL FOR THIS CALL. Thank you.

Once inside of the bathroom the elder encased started to strip the younger encaser, who was playing the Damsel in Distress (Please see "Faerie Tales from the Planet Earth" for further information on Damsels and why they always seem to be in distress). The younger boy likes to play with his prey before taking him inside, so he is very 'shy' and pretends to be upset over the loss of the meal.

"It was going to be good today too."

"I am sure it was Shinobu." The older man leans down and licks part of the sticky mess off of his encaser's face.

"Cut it out! I am not in the mood for this crap." (This is code for, you are not supposed to be sucking my face, you are supposed to be sucking my reproductive organ which is already standing at attention and waiting for you.)

"Could have fooled me." (The older encased knows he has no other option but to do what his encaser wants, so he does just that.)

(The rest of this incident is too detailed to show in this report. If you would like to see it, please imagine it with your slightly perverted mind.)

Yoh, being the elder of the group seems to enjoy the feeling of air on his skin, so he does like to wander around without wearing clothes when no one else is around. This is important for the encaser because, as mentioned before, the encaser has the right to demand it. This encaser seems to be enamored with the site of Yoh's reproductive organ. While not that particularly impressive in length (average length of most humans runs about 3 or so inches when not filled with reproductive fluid), the circumference of said organ is higher than normal.

The thought that runs through the head of the younger encaser: How is it that my sphincter stretches enough for his organ to enter? Shinobu spends many hours contemplating this, which leads his own reproductive organ to start dancing on end. Lucky for him he, as the encaser, is able to retain wearing clothes, so Yoh does not see his "Little Shinobu" dancing.

Sadly, Shinobu must hide away in the water closet and pet himself in that region to get the dancing organ to obey. The spewing of reproductive fluid by an encaser when not encasing an individual is considered dirty and repugnant. Thus, Shinobu must practice this away from all eyes and ears that may or may not be lurking.

One such time was recorded for our study as follows:

"God damn stupid fucking old men (read just as it is written), doing this to me and then not being able to do anything about it (he should be in here being encased by my rectum for his insolence, but since I am a generous and loving encaser I will let him off the hook and do this horrible, dirty, disgusting deed by myself and lose face!)!" (Please refrain from using the term fucking in conversations as it is considered rude.)

The feel of one's hand on one's own reproductive organ can feel good. As we do not have such an option as all of our reproduction takes place in a lab, scientists are working on a pill to help us achieve the level of excitement humans seem to have when they are in the process of feeling their own reproductive organ. Once more information is available then a memo will be sent out.

It has been brought to our attention while viewing this couple that reproductive fluid within the rectum can spill out and make a mess on the bed clothes. Why humans find it necessary to sleep in such filth was beyond our comprehension, at least until we learned that the chemical make-up of the reproductive fluid is good for the skin. This is why the encaser is generally the smaller of the two and has such good skin. With all of the reproductive fluid being pushed inside it is no wonder they look so young and healthy. More study will be done on this phenomenon at a later point.

After Shinobu finished shooting reproductive fluid into the organic waste receptacle, he was in a bad mood. He used his encaser powers and let Yoh know his feelings by slamming the door to their shared sleep chambers. This action means: "You fucking asshole, you had better follow me in here and be encased, or there will be hell to pay!" (Please refrain from using fucking in conversation. We are only using the word in this report to heighten the experience.)

Lucky for Yoh, who had already finished the nightly ritual of eating, cleaning, and grading papers from the institute of higher Earth learning, was on his way to the sleeping chamber as well. Wearing nothing on his prone form, the man was able to walk back into the room and be encased by Shinobu many times. After the encasement process completed, Shinobu was kind enough to his inferior to sleep in the same room.

Amendment

It has come to our attention that there are too many types of sleeping habits to stop here. While this portion of the report is complete, more couples have been chosen to randomly appear in a further report. Please check back after a lunar cycle and read the next set of reports as well.

Shinobu is the one all encasers need to worship, as he is a god among encasers. He is strong, knows how to use his strengths to get what he wants, and is able to attend an institute of higher learning. We may do a follow up report on just his life for future reference about the god of all encasers and his daily life. Until that time comes though, remember that this report is not for sale. It is also not to be distributed to humans as they should not know we exist. The ones who gave the report to Akihiko (who wrote it into an Earth book) have been punished. Let this be a warning. Thank you.