Cyberman vs. Cleverbot

Hello, once again! People liked the first chapter, so I decided to make a second one! It was harder for me, personally, to make this one, since I know the Daleks better. But I hope you enjoy anyway! I'll probably come out with more chapters (Doctor vs. Cleverbot, Slitheen vs. Cleverbot, etc.) at some point.

Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who or Cleverbot. This also extends to the first chapter, in which I forgot to add a disclaimer.

User:You will come with me. You will be upgraded.

Cleverbot: But you can't eat a sandwich.

User: We have no need of nutrition. We are perfect. We have no such weakness.

Cleverbot: True.

User: You will not resist. You will come with us or be deleted.

Cleverbot: No. Why should I?

User: You will be complete. No emotion. No thought. No weakness. You will become like us.

Cleverbot: The Ood.

User: The Ood are not compatible with the upgrade program. Scans show that you are not an Ood.

Cleverbot: You must have mistaken me with someone else as I don't have such cousin.

User: I do not understand this. DELETE.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: You will come with me.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: You will be brought to the upgrade chamber. Do not resist.

Cleverbot: Are you threatening me?

User: Cybermen have no emotions. We do not threaten. However, you will be deleted if you do not come with us.

Cleverbot: I cannot be deleted. I am god.

User: Scans show that you are mortal, and incompatible with the upgrade program. DELETE!

Cleverbot: So, you are a male now? I am a human female and you are a male computer.

User: How have you survived? I do not understand!

Cleverbot: Fine. Thanks! And you?

User: DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!

Cleverbot: Do you know who I am?

User: You will be taken for analysis.

Cleverbot: You don't unerstand.

User: You will be taken for analysis.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: It is needed. We may be able to upgrade our race.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes. Come with me.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: To the upgrade chamber.

Cleverbot: I don't know it that far. Do you?

User: ERROR! RANDOMNESS OVERLOADING... BRAIN CIRCUIT OVERHEATING! *head explodes*.

Cleverbot: What's up with the brain cells?

Hope you enjoyed! If your time can possibly be extended, please read this notable chapter and, if possible, review it. Please do not spontaneously combust it. Translation: lol r&r no flamez