I'm back with another chapter! In this chapter, well, Cleverbot watches the DVD Easter egg that has the Doctor blabbing on about wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff. The result is interesting. Hope you enjoy! Oh yeah, but, uh. Some of the longer sentences and paragraphs cut out. Just imagine that they're there completely.
Disclaimer: I still don't own Doctor Who or Cleverbot. Stop rubbing it in my face.

User: Yup. That's me.

Cleverbot: You're Stevie Wonder? Amazing!

User: Yes, I do.

Cleverbot: Do you aspire for philosopher-king?

User: Yep. And this.

Cleverbot: What's this?

User: Are you going to read out the whole thing?

Cleverbot: No, you're not real so I can't. I would have to kill, or smash, my laptop.

User: I'm a time traveller. Or I was. I'm stuck in 1969.

Cleverbot: Haha..lol.

Martha: We're stuck. All of space and time, he promised me. Now I've got a job in a shop. I've got to support him!

Cleverbot: I can't explain, you would not understand.

User: Martha.

Cleverbot: Martha?

Martha: Sorry.

Cleverbot: Don't be.

User: Quite possibly.

Cleverbot: Yes, there was such an incident in 1976 at Swain House Middle School.

User: Afraid so.

Cleverbot: What can you tell me about it.

User: Thirty eight.

Cleverbot: Thirty nine.

User: People don't understand time. It's not what you think it is.

Cleverbot: Yes, it is what I said.

User: Complicated.

Cleverbot: Did it hurt?

User: Very complicated.

Cleverbot: Your age is complicated?

User: People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly, timey-wimey stuff.

Cleverbot: But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint.

User: It got away from me, yeah.

Cleverbot: Fascinating race.

User: Well, I CAN hear you.

Cleverbot: No you can't.

User: Well, not hear you, exactly, but I know everything you're going to say.

Cleverbot: Then you really are God?

User: Look to your left.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I've got a copy of the finished transcript. It's on my autocue.

Cleverbot: *Looks at uninterested* *Turns back into a human*.

User: I told you. I'm a time traveller. I got it in the future.

Cleverbot: I see. Do you not like hospitals?

User: Yeah. Wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey.

Cleverbot: Timey wimey.

User: What matters is, we can communicate. We have got big problems now. They have taken the blue box, haven't they? The angels have the phone box.

Cleverbot: How can you tell?

User: Creatures from another world.

Cleverbot: Yea. Pokemon is an abbrieviation for pocket monsters.

User: Only when you see them.

Cleverbot: I'm not a pig.

User: The lonely assassins, they used to be called. No one quite knows where they came from, but they're as old as the universe, or very nearly, and they have survived this long because they have the most perfect defence system ever evolved. They are quantum.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That's why they cover their eyes. They're not weeping. They can't risk looking at each other. Their greatest asset is their greatest curse. They can never be seen. The loneliest creatures in the universe. And I'm sorry. I am very, very sorry. It's up to you.

Cleverbot: They are now in 11th grade and they go to different schools and they still talk.

User: The blue box, it's my time machine. There is a world of time energy in there they could feast on forever, but the damage they could do could switch off the sun. You have got to send it back to me.

Cleverbot: Nope it's just a way to politly say 'old'.

User: And that's it, I'm afraid. There's no more from you on the transcript, that's the last I've got. I don't know what stopped you talking, but I can guess. They're coming. The angels are coming for you. But listen, your life could depend on this. Don't blink.

Cleverbot: No I like my life. Do you like your life?

Well, wasn't that just the most confusing thing ever. Hope you enjoyed! R&R (preferably without flaming).