Hello! I recently bought project diva for my psp and I got ADDICTED... Soooo... Yeeeaahhh...haven't really been updating...
Momone: You forgot to feed us! SUCH A TERRIBLE MASTER!
Takashi: You could've just gotten something out of the fridge...
Momone: I can't reach the Jello.
Takashi: Anyways, Pudding does not own Vocaloid. Crypton and Yamaha does. If she did, Len onii-chan would be a shota and would wear skirts and kitty ears.
Pudding: WHO TOLD YOU THAT?!
Takashi: Lucky guess.
" So, would you kids like some ice cream?" asks Kaito. He,Takashi, and Momone are inside of his ice cream parlor. " What's it made of?" asks Momone. She has never eaten ice cream before. "THE BEST THING IN THE HISTORY OF EARTH!" exclaims Kaito. "Frozen milk with sugar." answers Takashi. "IT IS MORE THAN THAT! IT IS MADE OF LOVE!" Kaito screams as he goes in the back of the counter and scoops out 3 cones of vanilla ice cream. " Here, try some." he says as he hand the two a cone. He then starts eating his own cone. Momone licks hers. " Forget Jello, this stuff is awesome!" Momone exclaims as she eats the entire thing, including the cone. "Wow... I never thought you would actually like it this much... " Takashi says as he licks his ice cream cone. "Thats the power of ice cream!" Kaito exclaims as he does a weird pose that words cannot explain. " Can i have some more?" asks Momone. "Sure!" Kaito says as he gets her another cone. "Yum!" she says as she licks the ice cream cone.
Time skip!
"Takashi, My tummy hurts..." Momone groans. "And that folks, is what happens when you challenge Uncle Kaito to an ice cream eating contest." Takashi replies. "But I NEARLY WON!" "Yup, but you still didn't win." "And my tummy still hurts. Oh well, bye Takashi! Happy Valentines!" Momone says as she runs out of Meiko's van into her own house.
Another time skip!
"Takashiii... TAKASHI!" Takashi opens his eyes and sees Momone staring down at him. "AAH! Oh wait, it's just you." Takashi says. "Hurry up and change! Mom's on the bike already and she's waiting!" Momone exclaims. "Why? Takashi asks. " We're going camping, remember?" "Oh yeah." Takashi says as he gets out of his bed and yawns. "I'll wait outside." Momone says as she walks out of Takashi's room. Takashi quickly changes and puts some clothes, a jacket, a flashlight, and a pillow in his backpack. He then gets a sleeping bag from his closet and goes outside.
He sees Momone and her Mother on her weird, 4 seat bicycle made up of 4 bikes held together with not-so-safe looking Duct tape. How her Mother is so poor and can afford that is a mystery. "Hi Takashi! Get on!" says Momone's crazy Mother. She looked like an older and more hyperactive version of Momone with long purple hair down to her knees and tied in a ponytail. "You mean we're biking?!" Takashi asks. "Of course! It's better than having to break into that car store again." Momone's Mother replies. "You could have gotten arrested. You don't even have license." Takashi mutters as he gets on the bike. "And here we gooo!" Momone and her Mother exclaim as they start pedaling.
One hour of pedaling and Takashi complaining later...
"We're here!" Momone's mother exclaims as they stop at a national park entrance"Hullaluya!" Takashi exclaims as he quickly gets off of the bike and kisses the ground. "Wow..." Momone says as she gets off of the bike. The rear part of the bike suddenly falls off. I didn't bring any duct tape with me..." Momone's mother says as she tosses the bike into a nearby bush. "How much did that even cost?" Takashi asks as he gets up from the ground. "Dell bought it for me." Momone's mother says as she suddenly changes to a melancholy expression. "B-but he's not here in Japan anymore so...uum...let's go set up these tents!" She says as she regains her cheerful expression,laughs nervously, and pulls Takashi and Momone to the entrance before they could ask questions.
"There's just one more campsite left over there." The ranger guy suspiciously says from inside of his station. "Thank you!" Momone's mother says as she wheels her weird bike contraption and walks, with Takashi and Momone following. Once the trio arrive at the campsite Momone's mother lays down some rules. "Okay, to make sure what happened the last time we went camping doesn't happen again, lets put down some rules." she says as her and Momone giggle slightly. "It's not My fault My foot caught fire! Momone's the one who dropped her s'more on it!" Takashi exclaims. "Sorry Takashi." "I forgive you anyways." "Ahem? Anyways, rule number 1, No s'mores. Rule number 2, If you see me holding a camera, do NOT- I REPEAT, DO NOT disturb me. We are here for me to work and have fun not just to have fun. Rule number 3, if you see the legendary rainbow cicada, TELL ME!" says Momone's mother. "They don't exist." Momone and Takashi say. "Yes they do! And rule number 4, If you get lost, sing the Pokemon theme song really loud. Got it?" Momone's mom asks. "Got it" Momone and Takashi reply. "Now let's put up some tents!" "Yay!" "How exactly do we put up a tent?" "I dunno, lets just play around until we get them up."
An hour of figuring out how to put up a tent later...
"We have finished!" Momone exclaims as she then collapses into the inside of a tent without any cushioning. "Ow..." She then says as she gets out of the tent. "Im hungry." Takashi complains. "Me too!" Momone replies. "Then lets get some crickets!" Momone's mother says as she starts a small fire with a lighter she gets out of her jeans pocket. "You mean we're eating BUGS?!" Takashi exclaims. "They're actually pretty good when you get used to them, Takashi." Momone replies. "And the only food we packed were dead crickets, Jello, and spray cheese." Momone's mom says as she shows Takashi the inside of her blue backpack. "But the Jello melted." Momone replies as she holds up a cup of watered-up Jello. Momone's mother then empties the crickets out of a plastic bag and onto the mini-fire. A moment later, Momone's mother scoops them up. Then, she tries to stick one into Takashi's mouth. Takashi quickly closes his mouth and covers it with two hands. And the battle to get a cricket in Takashi's mouth begins. After a lot of threatening Takashi, a lightbulb suddenly turns on in Momone's head. "Aaaaaww...Takashi's so cute!" Momone teases. "I AM NOT!" Takashi yells. Momone then stuffs the cricket into Takashi's mouth and covers his mouth with her hand. Takashi slowly chews and then swallows with a grossed out face. "That tasted worse than the time we did the cinnamon challenge." Takashi says as he quickly opens the cup of watered up Jello and chugs it down. Momone giggles and then pops a handful of crickets into her mouth.
"So now what do we do?" asks Takashi as he recovers from the shock of eating a bug and the fact that Momone and her mother find it normal to eat them. "To take pictures of bugs!" Momone's mother exclaims. "So we're hiking?" asks Momone. "Yup." Momone's mother replies. "Yaay!" Momone and Takashi both exclaim. "Wait, does that mean we have to walk more?" asks Takashi. "Yes." Momone replies. "Aaaw.." Takashi complains. "What, do you want to stay ALONE here in a forest full of BUGS and CREEPY THINGS?" Momone teases. "NO!" Takashi yells. "Then let's GO,GO,GO!" Momone's mother exclaims as she gets her camera out of her backpack and suddenly gets a determined look on her face. "That rainbow cicada is in my hands!" she says.
The trio walk out into the woods to explore a bit, with Momone's mother taking pictures of every tree. "Oh, and be careful with holes" Momone's mother warns. Momone suddenly yelps as her and Takashi trip over a log that they didn't see. "And logs" she adds. "Oow..." Takashi complains as he rubs his knee. His hand gets covered in blood. "Um, Takashi? I think your knee is bleeding." Momone says as she points to Takashi's knee. "It huuurts!" Takashi complains as he tries to get up with the help of Momone. "I think I brought a first aid kit in here." Momone's mother says as she rummages her backpack. She takes out a first aid kit and gets out some anti-bacterial and some bandages. "This might hurt a bit." she says as she cleans the cut and wraps the bandages around his knee. He flinches. "Let's get back to the campsite, I think you should stay off of that for a while." Momone's mother says as she and Momone help Takashi up.
The trio walk to the campsite. Once they got there, it had started to rain a bit. "I hope these tents are waterproof." Momone says as she quickly runs into one. "I thought you loved rain." Takashi says as he follows her, still limping. "Well, I think thats it for today, so if you need me, I'll be reading." Momone's mother says as she goes into her tent. "So now what?" asks Takashi. "I challenge you...to a game of KNOCKOUT!" Momone says with a smirk. "I'll beat you anytime, anywhere!" Takashi replies as he tackles Momone. Momone gives Takashi a small kick in the knee, and while he's down, she pins him down to the ground. "One, two, three, four..." Momone counts victoriously. "Give up yet?" "When pigs fly!" Takashi says as he yanks his foot from Momone's, causing Momone to lose balance and for Takashi to gain control of Momone. "SURRENDER?" Takashi says. "NEVER!" Momone says as she yanks on Takashi's tie, and gives him a small kiss on the cheek. Takashi blushes uncontrollably. Taking advantage of this, Momone pins Takashi down to the floor. "ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, surrender yet? Momone teasingly asks. "I surrender..." Takashi admits defeatedly. "KNOCKOUT!" Momone yells loud enough to hear from around the world. She then gets off of Takashi. Momone's mother calls out "You two better go to sleep now!" "Okay!" the two reply in perfect harmony.
Takashi grabs his pajamas and goes under the covers to put them on. "What are you doing Takashi?" Momone asks. "Putting on my pajamas." Takashi replies. Without warming, Momone yanks the cover off of him. "HEY!" Takashi says as he yanks it back from her. "What? I've never seen a naked boy before." Momone says innocently. "And you never will." Takashi replies, embarrassed as he finishes putting his pajamas on. "Good night Takashi." Momone says as she lets her hair down and gets into her sleeping bag. "Good night." Takashi replies.
The midnight conversation: "Takashi, I'm cold." "You could get in my sleeping bag if you want." "Okay."
BYE PEOPLE!