Yo! I'm back with another chapter, hooray! (This chapter is rated K+ rather than K. I'll tell you why at the end of this long AN). I'm going to do the Doctor's conversation with Cleverbot at some point after this. I promise that it'll be the next chapter, anyway. Anyway, in this chapter, Cleverbot listens to the Doctor Who Musical Experience. I strongly recommend that you watch it (just search "The Doctor Who Musical Experience" and click the one with Matt Smith's silhouette against redness) before you attempt to read this confusing chapter. I'm such a fan of this song (and it's awesome, so go watch it!), that I decided to make a chapter of this about it! Enjoy!

Also, keep in mind that there is no language in this chapter. However, there is cursing in the song itself. I censored it all, but read and watch the song at your own risk!

Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who, Cleverbot, or the Doctor Who Musical Experience.

User: There is one thing that's on your TV.

Cleverbot: Yes, there is. Are you real?

User: The one thing that you should watch only. The only good thing on the BBC.

Cleverbot: That's blood on the dance floor, I was talking about Black Veil Brides.

User: Who could it be who could it be?

Cleverbot: I don't know.. A nice, kind, beautiful man.

User: This Saturday night, on BBC One, the geekiest show, it has begun, you will not believe, what you will see, through the screen of your TV.

Cleverbot: It has everything to do with what you were talking about.

User: It's nothing like the (blank) you've seen before, on Channel 4.

Cleverbot: I'm not the robot, you are.

User: The Cybermen, are back again, deleting all your Facebook friends. And then uploading them again, as virtual Cybermen.

Cleverbot: What is my favourite movie?

User: And when they poke you - you become a cyberman too!

Cleverbot: No, you become one with me, da?

User: There's only one man who can stop them, deleting all the humans, flying in a box that's painted BLUE.

Cleverbot: Yes, but there are several people using the internet and you don't remember meeting me.

User: It's Doctor Who, Doctor Who! Catch the repeats Sunday on BBC Two!

Cleverbot: Classes don't work that way.

User: In all the universe, all the aliens come to earth, of all the places within space, they think Wales is the perfect place!

Cleverbot: Who? What are you talking about?

User: To launch an invasion, of the United Kingdom, hiding and disguising as, anything that's not very expensive!

Cleverbot: About?

User: Dalek: EXPENSIVE? WE ARE VERY EXPENSIVE! DO NOT MOCK THE DALEKS!

Cleverbot: Thank you. I like being your very good friend. Have you many good friends?

User: EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! THE HUMANS... EVERYONE!

Cleverbot: Humans?

User: Dalek: All of London has succumbed to our power? WAIT WHAT'S THAT IN THE [FREAKING] SKY?

Cleverbot: No, the problem is that you think you are talking with an AI or human being. You are seeing past responses to your questions.

User: It's MATT SMITH navigating TIME SHIFTS on his way to [BUTT]-KICK THE NAUGHTY LITTLE DALEKS.

Cleverbot: So you're talking?

User: Oh no! They locked the door! That's what the sonic screwdriver's for! Tried to make him die and now you're through!

Cleverbot: My mum tells me since the day I born, but I'm not really sure. XD (obviously I'm kidding).

User: It's DOCTOR WHO-OOOOOOOO.

Cleverbot: That is not funny.

User: Every season is the same - the Doctor kills the Daleks, well guess what? They're back again.

Cleverbot: Doctor who?

User: And every other season, the Doctor changes face, and another British actor comes along to save the HUMAN RACE.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: David Tennant I miss you!

Cleverbot: I like David Tennant and Matt Smith.

Chaotic, right? Like I said, the next chapter will have the actual Doctor, conversing with Cleverbot. Not sure what incarnation he'll be in, though. I'm thinking 10.

R&R, and as usual, constructive criticism only!