"Where the fuck did you find this?!" I stared at the trippy SBURB logo on Sam's laptop. "Just, holy fuck. I can't believe what I'm seeing." The Pesterchum chat dinged and I glanced at it. I was chatting with my friend Sarah who also had the game and her other friend was with her.

[TA]: hey is your game loading?

[TA]: roberta?

[ND]: yes it is for a fact. I just can't believe that it's real.

[TA]: same here!

[TA]: hey I can see ya'll now! watch out!

"Holy shit!" I moved as a giant object was dropped in the center of the living room. Something heavy was placed onto it and the top popped off. Strangely, four cruxite dowels popped out and also did four kernel sprites.

"Sam!"

"What!?" She glared at me from the computer.

"You getting them set up?" I snagged a dowel that was a rich brown.

"What the hell do you think I'm doing!?" She glared back at her laptop, furiously clicking away. I looked down at the other dowels and at the sprites, who were floating next to their designated person. Mine was brown, Sam's was purple, Dani's was a metallic green, and Zoe's was a bright pink.

CLUNK yip!

The midget dog Sally, who was a Yorkie who I nicknamed football, skittered out of the kitchen. Taking a glance, I looked to see what Sarah had placed down. A totem lathe must have scared Sally. It was placed against the left wall, thankfully not on the right against the counters and island. That would've blocked off the food, and we'd all be pissed off. There was apple juice in the fridge. No one prevents us from having our apple juice.

"Birdie!" Zoe yelled from the living room.

"What?!" I walked back in, and a alchemiter was placed next to the cruxtruder.

"Oh shit..." We looked at the numbers on the cruxtruder. We had two hours. Fuck life.

"Fuckath!" Shit. He's here. "What the hell did KK thay!? Thtay with your fucking group!" He was followed by Fef, Ara, Nep, and Eq.

"Leavve me alone, Sol." Why couldn't he just go away? I would rather burrow into my own thoughts than socialize.

"You were thappothed to thtay with your fucking group! You could've gotten lotht!"

"Wwell wwhat if I wwanted to get fuckin lost?! I wwould rather be alone than wwith you assholes!" We somehow both ended up yellin at each other in pure hate for a bit until somefin in Sol's pocket beeped.

"Oh fuck." He pulled out a small, hand sized object, and ran off to who knows where. In the time that he was gone, I returned back to the bench and the others conversed with another. It took a while until he came back with everyone else behind him.

"Alright, fuckasses. Seems like some shit has popped up, and the game that we played has taken fucking root here on this planet. Thanks to Sollux, due to his planning ahead, he can find the players and we can possibly get in with them to help them out and survive ourselves." Kar fuckin explained shit, until Vris interrupted him.

"Why should we enter the game with them, instead of returning back to the meteor? This seems a screwed up. I don't want to help the humans. They can go fuck themselves for all I care."

"Well... uh... Fuck. It seems like something to do than sit around and do jack shit while the fucking human's planet gets destroyed after all the hard work that we did to fucking create it."

"Guyth. It'th nearby." Sol looked at the object that he had.

"What the fuck are you saying. We need details, asshole."

"I'm thaying that the humanth who are playing the game are nearby."

"Then lead the fucking way, fuckass."

"Fine. Thith way. And you're coming with, athole." Damn it. I was tryin to find a way to stay behind, but now I knew someone would be watchin me so that I don't run off. Fuck this. We all grouped together and trailed down the sidewalk, away from the park, and turned the corner.

"Are you fuckin sure that wwe are goin the right wway?"

"Yeth I am. It'th the latht houth on the right, so thut your ath up."

"Guys!" Zoe yelled at us from the couch. During the last ten minutes, we have been sectioning the house into four groups so that when we enter the lands, we would take the whole house with us in our own bits. I took the upstairs bedrooms while Dani took the playroom on the other side. Zoe took the living room while Sam took the kitchen.

"What, Zoe?!" I poked my head out of the largest room's door frame.

"Someone is at the door!"

"Well naw shit sherlock. It's not like it wasn't loud enough for us all to hear it!" Sam strode over to the door and opened it. Immediately, she froze, closed it, and silently contemplated life for a moment.

"Um... Dannniiiii..."

"What happened, Sam?"

"Do we have enough food and room for twelve trolls?"

"WHAT." Dani, Zoe, and I spoke at the same time.

"Oh my gosh! Let them in!" Zoe instantly recovered from the shock and threw herself against the door.

"Zoe! Seriously!?" Dani yelled, but not before Zoe wrenched the door open and tackled one of the trolls. "Nevermind. She's gone off to la-la land."

I stood there, at the top of the stairs, watching a few of the trolls flood inside, some helping the fallen one get Zoe off of him. I went back inside the room and attached myself to my laptop, hearing a clink when I grabbed it. It was just my bracelet, the one that I woke up with. I forgot about it being there, and my friends never noticed it. Looking at it, my stomach did a flip. The colors were a tad obvious, but now I knew what the words said. If he had a bracelet with my god tier on it, then something is surely up.

This place looks fucked up. And with the game items takin up most of the place, it looks even shittier. Damn. Here goes one of Kar's rants.

"Okay. Question. How the fuck do you know that we're trolls?!"

"Well, isn't it obvious? You guys are not human for sure, and to explain out knowledge, it would be too complicated." One of the humans was standin in front of him. Another was on the couch, an a third was upstairs lookin down.

"But when we fucking got here, we were supposed to look like humans, otherwise all the other fucking humans would be flipping their shit!"

"Well then, it must not work for all of us, you know.''

"Wwhat the fuck?!" The girl on the couch looked at me and jumped over the couch to grab my wrist and fuckin was draggin me up the stairs.

"You need to come and say hi to Birdie!"

"Wwho the fuckin hell is that?!"

"Just wait!" She opened the second door to the left and shoved me in.