"Sam?"
"Yeah Dean?"
"The spider in the corner has multiplied."
"So?"
"Can I kill it now?"
"No! Dean! You can't go around killing anything!"
"That's out job isn't it?"
"Yeah but not spiders!"
"Why?!"
"Because spiders aren't monsters and you can't shoot the wall of a motel!"
"Sherlock gets to!"
"It's Sherlock's flat. And john doesn't like it if he does anyway!"
"Amy would let me!"
"Well Amy's not here!"
The brothers kept spiralling into petty arguments. In Dean's defence the giant spider did now have a giant spider friend, and who wants giant spider babies being made above your bed as you sleep.
"Hey Dean?"
"Yeah Sammy?"
"What did happen between you and Cas?"
"Sam!"
"No Dean please! We could really use Cas now so can you please suck it up and call him?!"
"No dammit!"
"Why?!"
"Because he'd ignore me anyway!"
"What?!"
"Dammit Sam it's not important just do your research!"
Sam didn't want to pressure his brother into anything. He just wanted to know. Dean's phone started ringing. Both brothers dived to answer it. Dean got there first.
"Hey Dean I think we found something!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Put Sam on we need his laptop!'
Sam took the phone and sat back at his computer. He heard bickering at the other end as Rory and Amy argued over who got to talk. Rory reminded her that Jack was telling him what to do and not Amy. Amy didn't care. Rory ended up having to tickle her until she dropped the phone. Sam remembered having to tickle Jess till she either got him back or surrendered.
"Alright Sam here's what you have to do!" Rory began. Sam wasn't listening. He was thinking about the girls he loved and lost. "Sam?" Rory asked unsure he was still on the line.
"Yeah, yeah I'm here," Sam said.
The long instructions were made longer by Sam correcting Rory's pronunciation or telling him the actual name for the weird looking blue thingy in the corner. Had it been a video chat, Amy and Dean would have had the same confused face as Rory tried to work out what Sam was saying. When they came to the correct site, unknowing to Sam, they had just broken in to UNIT's computer systems.
Dean leaned over Sam's shoulder to look at the screen.
"A friend of ours says they can get a hold on the doctor. Their doctor has his number or something!" Amy said.
"Unit?" Dean asked.
"Unidentified Intelligence Taskforce. They… They help defend planet earth!" Amy said.
"From aliens? Seriously? You expect me to believe in aliens?!" Dean laughed harshly.
"Hey you've got your angels I've got mine!" Amy spat.
"ALIEN ANGELS! Now I've heard it all!" Dean said.
"Hey! Dean! C'mon man we see so much supernatural and you're questioning extra-terrestrial?"
"Because it's ridiculous!"
"Ridiculous or not UNIT has his number! Now Jack says-" Rory began
"Who the hell is jack?!" Dean snapped
"Jack is a giant ball of-"Amy began
"Jack runs torchwood. It's a secret organisation that tracks down alien life on earth and arms the human race against the future!" Rory said
'You can find out a lot about them on google!" Amy said.
"Very secret!" Dean Tutted.
"Funny! Just see if you can hack into the contacts for Martha Jones!" Amy said.
"How did you even find Torchwood?" Sam asked.
Amy glanced at Rory. Rory glanced at the two men in trench coats standing in their living room.
"It was a trench club party we have to go!" Amy said and she hung up quickly.
Dean looked at Sam. "Trench club party?" he said. They stared at each other before coming to the same conclusion.
"Cas!"
