Master pudding: Hi people! Takashi is in Akihabara right now, so I shall do the disclaimer. I do not own Vocaloid, Utau, KitKats, or Super Potato, which is a video game store in Akiba! I've never been to Japan before though. D: Oh well, ENJOY THE CHAPTER!

Oh god, we're still stuck here in Akiba. Miku was kidnapped by a crazed fan, Kaito and Meiko's cellphones are dead, and Meiko's phone was run over by a random biker. Meiko is nowhere to be seen after nearly killing that biker, Kaito is looking for Miku, and Haku's phone is dead too.
"Let's go buy a cell phone battery. Did Lily give you any money?" Haku asks. I check my pockets. "Mama gave me a 100¥ coin and an ice cream flavored KitKat." I report. "I have about 6000¥ right now. A cell phone battery is about 5000¥. We'll have 1000¥ left if I buy one... I can bribe the seller for 4000¥..." Haku says to herself.

"PRETTY PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!" Haku begs to the man. "Lady, I don't care if you're Justin Bieber, it is still 7000¥, now if you're not here to buy, then GET OUT OF HERE!" The man yells. I see someone's grumpy. "Let's go Takashi." Haku says as she pulls me out of that store. Haku suddenly is tackled by a group of three harajuku fashion weirdos. God, I hate having such a well-known family." WE'VE GOT HER!" Screams a girl with black hair, pink highlights, and an excessive use of colorful hairclips. "OH MAH GAWD THIS KID IS SO CUUUUUUTE!" Another with lightning blue pigtails tied in huge ribbons and a maid outfit grabs me by my ponytail. "GO AWAY! Haku-chan!" I yell as I try to run away, but instead she grabs me by my tie. "Please let go of him, he's only ten!" Haku says. The girl with the pigtails lets go of me and Haku-chan.

"I'll sign three of your items if you give me 1000¥" Haku says. "DEAL!" A guy with red hair and a large amount of piercings says as he hands Haku 1000¥, a permanent marker, and three bandanas. Haku signs the bandanas and takes the money. "Let's get out of here!" Haku says. "Agreed!"

"HAKU-CHAAAAAN! IT'S A MOB!" A familiar high pitched voice screams. A pair of teal pigtails fly across the store, followed by a large crowd of people, most with cosplay or waving stuffed leeks in the air. CRASH! There goes the window. A tooth flies through the air. Ew.

After the dust settles, Miku, Haku, and I are trying to find Kaito and Meiko. "I think we should look for Lily and the others, then find those two idiots." Miku says. "Agreed." Haku says. "Takashi, do you remember Lily's phone number?" Miku asks. "Yup, I'll type it in." I reply and take Haku's phone. I type in Mama's number. One beep. Two beeps. Three beeps. "Hello?
"Mama! Where the heck are you?"
"In front of 6%DOKIDOKI. We have BaKaito, if you were searching for him."
"Okay."
"Mama and the others are in front of 6%DOKIDOKI, and Kaito-nii's with them." I tell Haku and Miku. "Okay, off we gooooooo!" Miku exclaims excitedly. She really likes that store. I take the wrapper off of the KitKat in my pocket and split it in three. "Want some?" I offer to Miku and Haku. "Sure." They say. I give them some and eat my own piece.

"FINALLY WE FOUND YOU GUYS! IT WAS TERRIBLE I WAS CHASED BY A MOB! AND TOUCHED IN VARIOUS UNMENTIONABLE PLACES! AND THEN I WAS FORCED TO SIGN FRIKIN UNDERPANTS! UNDERPANTS I TELL YA!" Miku screams at Mama. "Sheesh, calm your small tits, it's part of SHOWBIZ!" Mama says. God, at least TRY to censor yourself in front of your children. "Where's Meiko-chan?" I ask. "We found her drinking her huge butt off at a bar." Mama replies. "So, any sign of the crazy purple head?" Rin asks. "She's not crazy! And no." I sigh. "Neither have we. Our If-you-have-any-idea-where-Momo-chan-is-you-get-a-free-kiss-from-Lenny plan didn't work." Eriko says. "I don't think it would have worked. It just attracted girls." Papa adds.

"SHEE-YAT, WHERE DID THE CAR GO?!" Mama screams. The van wasn't where we parked it, next to the office building with the ice cream vending machine. "Please don't tell me that someone jacked it." Mariena says. "I think it's too late to say that." Papa says. "How will we get back to Hiroshima?" Len asks. "The magical thing called a taxi." Eriko says.

I'm stuck in between Miku and Len, only this time I have to share the seatbelt with Len, because there is barely any space in this taxi. Kaito, Meiko, and Mariena are staying behind in Akiba. Mariena's gonna stay at the pachinko places all night. Why do people gamble if they know that they'll never win anything from it? One day I'll find the answer. I'm gonna take a nap now.

"Takashi. Wake up, we're back home!"
"What?"
"WAKE. UP."
"Rin, you don't need to be so harsh about it..."

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