Yo, Pimps! This is chapter three of God of Shinobi. Before we start this, I wanted to address a concern that some people have been sharing with me.

I had forgoten that the third Hokage was the third person to be named "God of Shinobi", so my title was off.

I will be reintroducing a character people hardly remember before he was reincarnated. The reason for that is because I love Rock Lee and since he almost his chance as a shinobi, he DESERVES to be an awesome ass Taijutsu master as well as Nin-Taijutsu user.

Now read this chapter fo' you gets the pimphand!

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Chunin Exam Finals Stadium...

The people of Konohagakure were all gathered at the stadium to watch the finals of the chunin exams. Shinobi and Civilians of young and old were gathered there. A few shinobi in particular were talking about the contestants at this moment.

"Oh no! Sasuke-kun hasn't shown up yet!" yelled our favorite pink haired howler monkey.

"Yeah, neither is Naruto or that sound nin guy." said Ino.

"Who cares about that baka! It's because of him that Kakashi-sensei couldnt teach Sasuke-kun during the month." Sakura ranted.

"Yeah, but Kakashi really insulted Naruto, even if some of the stuff he said was a bit true."

At this point, all the genin instructers-and Kakashi-had made it into the stands. Kakashi decided to interject.

"Well Yamanaka-san, how about we let Naruto prove whether or not he is shinobi material or not, ne?" he said.

Everyone simply turned back to the stadium since the finals were begining.

Kage Booth...

The Hokage had invited the Sandaime Tsuchikage Ohnoki, as well as the Yondaime Kazekage and Raikage to the they made there way to the booth, they were in the middle of some small talk.

"Well Hiruzen, I look forward to seeing what the future of the shinobi world have to offer." Ohnoki said.

"Indeed. I hear that you have a member of both the Hyuga and Uchiha in attendence." spoke Ei.

"Yes, Sasuke Uchiha and Neji Hyuga are both top shelf candidates for chunin this year, I honestly think there the only ones deserving of the promotion." the Kazekage stated.

"Hehehe, well while they are both exeptional kids, i have my eyes on another of my shinobi this year." Hiruzen said.

"Oh, and who would this be, Sarutobi?" Ei asked.

"Simple really, your rival's own heritage will be informed to the rest of the village today." the Hokage said with a grin. At this, both Ei and Ohnoki did a spit take and were coughing uncontrolably.

Ohnoki started luaghing uncontrolably at this point."Hahahaha. Hiruzen, I see now why you decided to invite us this year, ne Ei?.

"Hehe, I'll say. I'm guessing that he knows about my rivalry with his old man and your marriage contract, right Hiruzen?"

Sarutobi's silenced caused the two to burst into more luaghter while said kage was still thinking about what his adopted grandson would do to syupify his peers and the Kazekage seeth in anger.

Stadium Floor...

The procter had just finished explaining the rules when he called Neji Hyuga and Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze, causing many people to do a double take, including a certian Cyclops and Banshee. During the preperations before the start of the finals, the sky had been getting darker as a light drizzle covered Konoha. When Genma said that Naruto had 5 minutes before disqualification. At 1 minute till', a giant black thunderbolt made it's way to the middle of the stadium. Surrounding the bolt was a dragon made of wind. When they crashed down into the arena, everyone had to cover there eyes from the flash of light. When everyone could look again, two more people had entered the arena.

the shorter of the two was an old man about 5'6". The man wore a yellow jump-suit with brown stripes and open-toed sandals. He had brown dread-locks held up with a green sweatband, and brown square-framed sunglasses. He was grinning so people saw he was missing an upper right tooth and sported a manchu moustache and trimmed chin-beard. Only a few people in the stadium, including the Gai and the kages, knew just who this man was, as this man was one of the hero's of the third great ninja war. Thin man was none other than the Saikyō no Taijutsu Tsukai, Master Chen.

The second person was an unknown, although the women in the stadium couldn't help but to blush at his looks. He was around 6'0" with dark skin and platinum blond spikey hair going down to his chin, though people wouldn't tell since they could drown in his sahpire blu eyes. He was wearing a trench coat with it's sleeves ripped off. It was obstidian black with the kanji for "Konoha's Yondaime God of Shinobi" in silver. It was open wide, showing off his absolutely devine chest with the tattoos for "thunder" and "lightning" on his shoulders, "pride" on his lower left arm and "emporer" on the side of his neck. He was wearing gray anbu pants with black swirls stuffed into black combat boots. His pants were held up with a black sash with silver storade seals along it. in all honesty, on a scale of 1 to 10, his badass level was on a 50, especialy with his heavily defined whisker marks. Wait, what?!

Genma walked over to the duo while Chen muttered something to the blond, before heading towards the direction where Guy, and the just arriving Rock Lee, were seated. Genma cautiously aproached the guy before asking him just who he was.

"You just asked for me to come down, dude. I'm Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze." he replied.

Kage booth...

"WHO THE HELL IS THAT SARUTOBI?! HE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE MINATO!" Ei and Ohnoki both yelled.

"Both of you calm down. Look at him without the birthmarks, lighter skin, and golden blond hair." Hiruzen calmly said, all the while maintaining the grin. After a bit of imagination time, both men calmed down to a point. That is, untill Ei remembered something.

"Hey, how the heck did that kid use black lightning?" asked Ei.

"He has an extremely high affinity for all 5 elements. Naruto can even use blue fire." the Hokage said nonchalontly.

"WHAT?!"

Stadium stands...

"NO WAY?!, NARUTO-BAKA CAN'T BE AS COOL AS SASUKE-KUN!" screamed Sakura. Kakashi was still sitting in shock from learning that Naruto was his sensei's son. Meanwhile, Guy and Lee were conversing with the legend himself.

"M-m-master Chen! I thought that you died in the third ninja war!" Guy said in disbelief.

"No, I simply went into hiding." the master replied.

"Um Guy-sensei, who is this man?" Lee asked in wonderment.

"Lee, this is the man who I spent my whole life to be like! He is the holder of the title of the Strongest Taijutsu Master! He was the founder of Tai-ninjutsu techniques! He is Master Chen!" guy exclaimed.

"And, If you would allow me to Guy-san, I would like Lee here to become my apprentice." Chen added.

Guy and Lee could be heard shouting out about there flames burning at an all time high.

Stadium Grounds...

Naruto and Neji stood facing each other, staring each other down. Eventually Neji decided to give his patented fate speech. after a good 20 minutes of bitching and moaning on the hyuga's part, followed by some flashbacks and shit which I don't really feel like explaining 'cause really I don't give a fuck, Neji looks at Naruto to find him asleep in a chair made of earth. An enraged Neji decided to end this and charged the sleeping blond.

At the last second before making contact with him, Naruto leaned back in his chair, causing it to fall, and the legs triped Neji and sent him tumbling to the ground like a nerd.

Naruto woke up to the sight of Neji falling on the ground, causing him and everyone in the stadium besides the Hyuga clan head to laugh their heads off. Getting up with a beet red face from embaressment and anger, he began to assault Naruto with his gentle fist. Naruto dodged each strike, all with a bored expression on his face. After tryng to hit him with a strike a few more times, Neji backed off, tryng to look for openings. Naruto threw some shuriken before calling out "Shuriken Kage Bunshin" turning his ten shurikens into 1000, forcing Neji to use his secret weapon. He began to spin while releasing chakra, creating a barrier to deflect the projectiles.

Stadium stands...

Hiashi and Hanabi Hyuba watched as Neji performed one of the main branches techniques.

"Father, isn't that the Kaiten?" Hanabi asked in suprise.

"Yes, indeed it is. That is why Neji cannot lose to this scum. Neji is a true genius of the Hyuga, it's a shame that he is a branch member." Hiashi replied.

Stadium Grounds...

Naruto decided to completely humiliate the Hyuga, so we suddently appeared in front of the barrier before coating his hand with a thin layer of chakra and caught Neji's head in his hand. Everyone in the stadium was shocked at the strength displayed in the action, right before watching as Naruto threw the arrogant Hyuga over his shoulder like he was trash. Neji chashed into the stadium wall, sending up dust clounding people's walked up to the crater in the wall and waited for Neji, since he knew the kid was still concious.

Suddently, Neji's voice rang out "Your within my field of divination. 8 Trigrams:64 palms!" Neji came rushing out of the crater and began to lay into the blond. Neji was so focused on landing each hit, he didn't realize that Naruto had not moved from that spot. Unfortunately, the audience did.

They also noticed Naruto begin to raise his arm with his hand in a claw like fist. After finishing with his last ditch effort of winning the match, Neji looked up at his opponent while Naruto uttered a single, clear, sentence for the whole stadium to hear.

"Gōon Raigāyashi"

Naruto tapped Neji with the open fist claw, before sending Neji crashing back into the stadium wall, only this time everyone could tell that Neji was out cold before going airborn.

Taking a moment to check the downed Hyuga, Genma got up and exclaimed "Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze is the winner!"