(A/N) And were back once again. The last chapter was a bit of a filler, since nothing really important happened. However, the cavern with the lake in it will have two very important Naruhina scenes in it later in the story, as that is their special place. Thanks to all of the suggestions on what to torture the root members with, and keep them up, as that will be an ongoing thing. Also please help me with weapon abilities and names, as while I could easily think of abilities that would fit the weapons, I like seeing what you guys can come up with. I know names are a bit hard, but it would make my life sooooo much easier if I didn't have to come up with them. I've never really been good at coming up with names. To make it easier, come up with a name that reflects the abilities of the weapon, and then use a translator to convert the names into Japanese, and hopefully they will sound good.

Also last chapter I said I would rant on Hinata vs Sakura, and rant I will, so on with that:

First and foremost, Sakura was and will always be a useless fangirl. I don't think that she did anything useful in the first series ever, other than follow Sasuke around, and beat up Naruto. In shippuden, she has gained Tsunade's chakra enhanced strength and some of her medical abilities, but she is nothing compared to Tsunade herself for one simple reason. She lacks conviction. Tsunade has put her life on the line multiple times ever since Naruto snapped her out of her funk, and continues to do so. She also completely surpasses Sakura's medical abilities with her Mitotic Regeneration Jutsu, and Strength of a Hundred technique. Using the later, she not only survived being completely bisected by Madara's Susano'o, but she told Katsuya to drag her over to the other fallen Kage so that she could begin healing them before herself. If that doesn't shout "Badass" then I don't know what does. Sakura didn't even have the conviction necessary to even harm her precious Sasuke-kun, even when he was obviously trying to kill her. She is only currently alive because Naruto is a boss and took a hit from the very own poisoned kunai that she had prepared for the express reason of killing Sasuke. Also, Sakura lied to herself and Naruto when she told Naruto that she loved him, which Naruto quickly picked up on and shot her down (good job Naruto, now if you'll start calling Hinata "Hinata-chan" then I will be extremely happy), by telling her that he doesn't like it when people lie to themselves. In my opinion, Sakura's character really hasn't gone through any development, other than the merging of her main personality with inner Sakura, and that only resulted in Naruto getting beat up even more often (hashtag stop the bullying). The only time in which Sakura was remotely cool, was during the time when she fought Sasori. And even then, I give most of the credit to Chiyo, who laid down her life to save both Sakura and Gaara. Not only that, but her puppetry skills are badass.

Hinata on the other hand is awesome. She would absolutely destroy Sakura in a fight (it's been proven that Jyuken beets brute strength via Neji and Lee), and she has conviction to spare. She was willing to die for Naruto twice, and both times she would actually have if it were not for outside circumstances. The first time was obviously when she fought Pain, and she would have been killed if it were not for Naruto thinking that she had actually died, causing him to go six-tails. This alone I think is a bit special, since this was the first time that Naruto resorted to using the Kyuubi's power out of despair instead of anger, which is what caused him to lose it every other time. (I think that this is special since it points to the fact that Hinata is very special to him, as he could not bear to be in a world where she was dead, resulting in him almost ripping the seal. After all, he did not go kyuubi when he learned that Jiriaya died, and he was the closest thing to a father that he had ever had) The next time when she was willing to die for him is when Obito used the wood style: cutting technique on him when he had no time to dodge. Hinata was prepared to use her own body as a shield to protect her Naruto, and she would have died from that if Neji did not also have the same conviction, although for different reasons, and jumped in front of her to protect the both of them (its official, Neji was awesome). This along with Obito's words caused Naruto to despair, and he was only brought out of by Hinata restating their conviction to never go back on their words, and with Kurama giving a few choice words as well (in my opinion, most of the credit goes to Hinata, not Kurama). Hinata's character has grown considerably through the series, with her starting off as a shy, stuttering girl who admired Naruto from afar, to her becoming a beautiful woman who has proudly declared her love for Naruto as she went to lay down her life to save him, and has resolved to herself that she would stop following Naruto, and would walk beside him, hand in hand, as equals. She has actually achieved this, and took his hand when she got him out of his funk, and became equals with him when he transferred Kurama's chakra to her when they grabbed hands. It is Hinata's undying conviction and devotion to Naruto, and her amazing fighting abilities that makes her superior to Sakura. And on a more personal note, she is damn hot (Although part one Hinata was completely adorable, especially whenever she interacted with Naruto, *cough* Bikochu arc *cough*. Where do you think I got my awesome profile picture?)

Anyways, enough ranting, I think you guys get my point by now. So on with the story!

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Chapter 9: Team assignments

Hinata woke up the next morning to find that once again, her tails had entwined with Naruto's. So she kissed him to wake him up, and they untangled their tails and got out of bed to get ready for the day. After they were all washed up, they headed down to the kitchen to get some breakfast. Hinata cooked some more cinnamon buns to go with the cereal that they each ate. After breakfast, they cleaned up their dishes and went back to the bedroom where they had left their new weapons. They strapped on their weapons and left the main building.

While they were walking to the main gate, Hinata piped up and said "Hey Ruto-kun, how about we use some of the passageways in the cave to get to the academy? I'm sure that there will be one that leads there."

"That's a great idea Hina-chan. It will be interesting to see where it pops out."

With that said they headed to the cave where they followed the passage until they reached the cavern. Once there, they stopped and examined the map that was carved on the wall. Once they memorized the way they would need to take to get to the academy, they left and started following the winding passageways. In what felt like no time at all, they reached a wall that appeared to be made of the same material that the academy building was. They also noticed that the wall had a phasing seal on it. They also noticed that the seal had the kanji of Naruto and Hinata's names on it.

"I guess marking you as a member of the Namikaze clan on the front door also marked you on the phasing seals that these passageways lead to. That's convenient." Said Naruto.

Hinata nodded and then activated her Byakugan to check if the coast was clear for them to walk through without them being seen. It was, and they walked through to find themselves in the middle of a hallway in the academy. They walked towards their classroom, ignoring any confused looks that people gave them considering that they didn't bother to henge when they left. It was currently 8:30, and they would be receiving their assignments at 9:00. When they got to their room, they both took a deep breath and opened the door.

Surprisingly, all of the other graduating students had gotten to the classroom before them. They all turned their heads to the sound of the door opening, and were completely shocked when they saw who entered. Their eyes followed Naruto and Hinata as the couple made their way to the back of the room, where Naruto sat down in an empty seat, and Hinata sat down on top of him, straddling him legs. She then took him in a deep kiss, completely ignoring the stares that had followed them when they entered the room.

Kiba was the first to recover from shock, and he got up and walked up to Naruto and Hinata. Suprisingly, what he said had nothing to do with their unsual appearances. He said "Hey loser, what do you think you are doing here? This meeting is for those who passed. Also you're kissing MY girl!"

Not even breaking their deep kiss, Hinata snaked one of her tails around Kiba's neck before picking him up and slamming him four inches deep into the concrete wall. Finally breaking their kiss, Hinata turned her head to Kiba, giggled and said "Silly Kiba, we know that this is a meeting for those who passed, which is exactly why we are here. Or did you not notice the leaf headbands around our arms? Also, I am not your girl. I am Ruto-kun's girl and he is my boy." With that said, Hinata engaged in another make-out session with Naruto.

Seeing this, Sasuke got up and walked over to them. He then said to Hinata "You're strong. I have decided that you will be the one to have the honor of bearing the next generation of Uchiha." All of Sasuke's fangirls squealed in protest as he said this.

This time it was Naruto's tail that found itself wrapped around someone's neck. He picked up Sasuke, strangled him a little, and then slammed him eight inches into the wall next to Kiba.

This time Hinata broke their kiss and stood up in front of Sasuke and Kiba. She then said "You two are absolute idiots. Especially you Sasuke. Did you not hear me when I said that I was Naruto's and only Naruto's girl? Or did you think that didn't apply to you since you are a "great" Uchiha? Let me get one thing strait. You will never try, or even think about taking me away from my Ruto-kun. Since this is only a warning, I will let you off without using the full power of my technique."

With that said she dropped into a Jyuken stance and yelled "EIGHT TRIGRAMS: CASTRATION PALM" (A/N: A very special thanks to Lord Farsight for allowing me to use what could easily be considered Hinata's ultimate Jyuken technique here. I have told you all before, and I will now tell you again, go check out his "Crack Collection", it's hilarious) before slamming her palm into each boys crotch. Every boy in the room winced as she did this. Sasuke and Kiba were so far stuck into the wall that they couldn't even bend over in pain. So they did the next best thing. They fainted into blissful unconsciousness.

Hinata then turned to Naruto, pouted and said "Did you have to slam Sasuke so far into the wall? Now everybody will think that you are stronger than me."

Naruto quickly apologized by saying "I'm so sorry Hina-chan, I was just so angry that he inferred that he would have sex with you that I lost some control. I know that you are stronger-"He faulted under Hinata's deepened pout "-errrr… are as strong as me."

Hinata brightened up and said "Apology accepted Ruto-kun. As for Sasuke having sex with me, that would never happen, and I doubt that he would even be able to get me to moan with that tiny dick of his. You however, I'm sure will be getting me to scream your name in no time with what you have under your pants, as soon as I decide it's a good time to ravish you." Naruto turned bright red upon hearing this.

Hinata then straddled Naruto again and locked him in another deep kiss. The class was completely silent after this.

Ten minutes later Iruka walked in shouting "ALL RIGHT EVERYBODY SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!" He then realized that the entire class was already in their seats and already quiet. He then noticed the still forms of Kiba and Sasuke stuck in the walls, and the forms of Naruto and Hinata kissing in the back of the room.

It was then that a certain pink haired banshee decided to speak up and screeched "Iruka-sensei, Naruto-baka and Hinata assaulted Sasuke-kun!"

Naruto and Hinata both flinched at the volume of the banshee's voice, and Iruka sighed and said "Let me guess, first Kiba walked over to Naruto and Hinata, then he probably yelled something about them not supposed to be here. I also guess that Naruto and Hinata were doing what they are currently doing and Kiba saw fit to say something along the lines that Hinata was his. I also assume that upon hearing that, Hinata proceeded to slam him into the wall. Next I assume Sasuke saw Hinata's display of strength and tried to claim her as his own. That probably ticked Naruto off and resulted in Sasuke being slammed into the wall. Am I right?"

Naruto broke his kiss, chuckled and said "Exactly right Iruka-sensei. Only afterwards, Hinata gave them a few choice before using a low powered Eight Trigrams: Castration Palm on them, knocking them out."

The banshee shrieked again "See Iruka-sensei, they assaulted Sasuke-kun. You should punish them!"

Naruto and Hinata flinched again, and Naruto said "Hasn't your mom told you by now not to get on our bad sides?" Sakura nodded and Naruto continued "Then why are you still trying to go against us? We were provoked and rightfully defended our honor. Also would you like to know why you mom is currently in a huge amount of pain?" Sakura again nodded and Naruto said "Your mother was one of the idiotic members of the civilian council who tried to have us killed when we showed our true selves before them, even after I revealed my heritage. Therefore, we set them in their place. You may or may not know this, but when I was born, the Kyuubi was sealed within me. Therefore-"

Naruto was cut off by Sakura screeching "Then you're a demon!"

Naruto just grinned and continued "I'll take that as a compliment. Hina-chan and I are half-demons, or Hanyou. But for you to infer that we are the actual things is quite flattering. Anyways, I merged with the Kyuubi when I was five, and also marked Hina-chan as my mate at that time, transforming her. So what I did to the council was I summoned the Kyuubi. He told me that he unleashed a slow-burning flame that slowly engulfed the council members' bodies. I'm told that that will probably be the most painful thing that they will ever experience in their pathetic lives. So now the entire council is on our side. I am also sure that each of the shinobi clan heads told their kids to not get on our bad sides, and as to why Kiba ignored that, I have no idea. But Hina-chan put him in his place, and Sasuke got what he deserved for trying to take her away from me."

At this the entire room was silenced. Then, interestingly enough it was Shikimaru who spoke up and said "You mentioned your heritage? What do you mean by that?"

Naruto again grinned and said "I know you Shikamaru. You're the laziest person who has ever existed, but also probably the smartest. So you tell me Shikamaru, who am I related to? If you guess right I'll give you permission to enter our estate as a guest. No one has ever had that privilege before. I would actually like for you to come in, since Hina-chan and I have found quite a few scrolls that would really help with not only your families' shadow jutsus, but also the Nara clan medicine as well. So who am I related to?"

Shikamaru studied Naruto for a moment, locked his eyes on his blonde hair and blue eyes, then widened his own eyes to the size of plates, before muttering "You're his son aren't you. That has to be the most troublesome thing to have ever existed."

Naruto laughed and said "It seems you figured it out. Congratulations Shikimaru. As promised you will be the first one to ever be a guest in our estate. We will figure out a time later."

The rest of the class was completely confused as to what had just happened, so Iruka decided to clear it up.

"I think I will start the team assignments now, as that will clear the confusion. I will start with the special team of team 15. The members will be Naruto and Hinata Namikaze, under the jonin sensei of Anko Mitarashi."

The rest of the class's eyes widened in surprise at this revelation, while Naruto and Hinata were sort of surprised that they had gotten a sensei when they had requested not to, but they hid the surprise from their faces.

Iruka continued saying "Onto the normal teams. Team 7 will be Sasuke Uchiha, Kiba Inuzuka, and Sakura Haruno under Kakashi Hatake. Team 8 will be Shino Aburame, the transfer student Fu of Takigakure, and the transfer student Yugito Nii of Kumogakure under the jonin sensei Kurenai Yuhi. (A/N: Shino is one lucky guy right? Don't worry, he will only be in a relationship with Fu, and both Fu and Yugito are 13)

Naruto upon hearing this whispered to Hinata "We need to talk with that team sometime later. Those two are like what I was before I merged."

"Finally, we have team 10 that will be composed of Shikamaru Nara, Choji Akimichi, and Ino Yamanaka, under Asuma Sarutobi."

Just then a pair of kunai flew through the window (which wasn't open by the way) and stuck into the wall, in the process hanging a banner that said "Anko Mitarashi is here!" There was a poof of smoke in the middle of the room and as it cleared it showed the form of Anko, who turned to the class and yelled "Now where is my little brother and his cute girlfriend?"

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And that's a wrap. The cliffhanger no jutsu is back! I, as many people do, love Anko, and I decided to bring her into the story as team 15's faux sensei. I also introduced two of the other jinchuriki in the chapter, along with bashing Kiba and Sasuke. Kiba will get the lesson, but Sasuke is not going to give up, so he will have more pain in store for him later. Overall, this was a successful chapter, but we are not done! We still have the Omake to go, and I would like to thank everyone for their submissions, and ask that you keep it up. I put a chapter up every day so there are plenty of chances for you to have your devilish ideas made into the Omake.

But enough of that, on with the Omake!

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Wheel of Torture chapter 2

The root members were now annoyed at the door that stood in front of them. The last night, it had somehow summoned chickens that killed a great many of them. But today was a new day, and a different member of the force decided to try his luck with the door. He injected his chakra into the door, and to his horror, the wheel began to spin again.

This time it settled on "Wrath of the Madgod".

There was a brilliant flash of purple, and there standing before them was the daedric prince of madness, Sheagorath himself.

Sheagorath took a moment to get him bearing before he said "Well it would seem that my old champion Minato's door has chosen to summon me at this inopportune time. I was in the middle of rolling cheese wheels across the palace floor. Anyways, I take it that you are the perpetrators that have caused this infernal door to summon me?"

The root members were speechless after the cheese wheel comment.

Taking their silence as a yes, the Madgod continued "Very well what should I do with you? Should I rip out your entrails and make you skip rope with them? No, that is too bloody. How about I turn your heads into cabbages? Or maybe I will make it rain flaming dogs on you like I did that settlement near Leyawin? No? How about I turn you into cheese wheels and roll you across the palace grounds? No? Really you are a tough crowd. I know! I will ask Haskill what he thinks I should do to you!"

He snapped his fingers and there stood Haskill. He then asked "So what would you recommend that I do to these humans?"

Haskill dully responded "You have not transformed anyone into cinnamon buns in while, sir. It would be a dreadful shame if something were to happen to your title as a cinnamon bun lover."

"A marvelous idea my dear Haskill! I have not transformed anyone into that recently, and I've decided that I will give the mortal world a little present. I will leave the cinnamon buns here for anyone to find and eat."

"You are definitely most generous my lord, truly this plane is not worthy of your kindness."

"Ahh…but it is! If it were not for Minato, I would not be here today, or any other day that is! But come now Haskill, we really must be going. Those cheese wheels won't roll themselves!"

With that said he snapped his fingers and vanished in a flash of purple. All that was left of the root squad was a steaming platter of fresh cinnamon buns.

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And that wraps up the Omake. It was in fact Lord Farsight who recommended to me to use Sheagorath, and he suggested that I turn them into sweet rolls. I changed that to cinnamon buns because they are Hinata's favorite. You will be seeing the Madgod again next chapter, but not in the Omake! He will appear when Naruto and Hinata find a platter of delicious cinnamon buns sitting outside their front door. But I leave it till tomorrow for you guys to find out what happens!

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Until next time.

Slice N Dicer