"What are you doing here?" Amy asked
"How did you find us?!" Rory asked
"Temporal space shift! I just followed it! I'm here because my darling husband sent me!" river looked very proud of herself.
River shoved past as if walking into her own house. The ponds ran after her. Dean was beginning to get irritated with the amount of people who knew the whereabouts of their home.
"I thought this place was untraceable!" Dean said.
"It is!" Sam said.
River took a seat at the table with her legs on it as she rummaged through her bag. She laughed at the Winchester confusion.
"But the tracker Jack dropped outside isn't!" she said.
"I'll get the door!" Castiel said.
Just as Castiel get to the door the doorbell rang.
"How the hell did you do that?!" Rory asked
"Do what who's at the door?!" Dean said.
"What up bitches!" Charley called.
Dean face palmed in annoyance. Everyone was coming in and no one was going out and this was a SECRET base! Charley came walking in like she was walking on sunshine. Then she saw river. She gasped and dropped her bag.
"Doctor Song?!" she asked in disbelief
"Charley!" River smiled.
"Of course you two know each other!" dean said, put off by everything.
"Dean leave out for a bit!" Sam said.
"Is Captain Jack here too?" charley asked.
"Somebody call me?" Jack said, appearing from the hall.
"Jack!" Charley grinned.
"Sorry to interrupt this school reunion but can someone tell me what the hell is going on here?! Why does everyone know where we are and why is everyone here?!" dean said before jack could begin to flirt.
"I got a text that said to come to these co-ordinates. I assume it was from river. Did you find the doctor?" charley said.
"What do you know about the doctor?" Amy demanded.
"Only what river's told me!" charley said.
"Wow everyone knows the doctor that doesn't explain where he is!" dean said.
"Dean Dude just calm down!" Sam said.
"No Sam I can't! Everyone knows where out secret base is, no one knows where the doctor is and I can't even talk to CAS, about what's going on between him and us! This is not how it should- I- I need some air!" Dean stormed out of the base.
Everyone in the base went quiet. Sam was about to go out after him when Amy stopped him.
"Let me talk to him!" Amy said. Sam glanced at Rory.
"Just do it. It'll be worse if you don't!" Rory said. Sam nodded.
Amy found dean leaning on the impala blasting out rock music. He didn't give her a second glance.
"Like that's keeping the base secret!" Amy joked.
"Not much use keeping it secret if any old idiot can track it!" dean said.
Amy leaned on the hood of the impala beside him.
"This isn't about the base not being secret is it?" Amy asked. Dean didn't reply.
"What is it dean?"
Dean didn't reply.
"Dean if you don't tell me I will tickle you!"
Dean gave Amy a look. "That's the best threat you have?"
Amy rolled up her sleeves.
From inside the bunker all you could hear was laughing and yelling. Sam and CAS exchanged a look with each other and Rory. Charley and River glanced at them in confusion and then carried on setting up Rivers weird looking computer. God knows what jack was meant to be doing but you could tell from the look on his face that you didn't want to know what was going on in his mind.
"Alright, alright I'll tell you!" dean said.
Dean was lain across the dusty ground and had been thriving so much he got dust all over him. Now he was grinning and giving up and panting and he honestly couldn't remember the last time he'd laughed so hard.
"That's better!" Amy said.
Amy sat back on her hutches and waited for dean to explain. All that came from dean was that look. That dark, plotting grin that every sibling knows so well. As soon as there's that grin, you needed to get away! Amy knew that grin from growing up with Rory.
Amy tried to get away but dean grabbed her. She screamed for him to get off and tried to wriggle reed but it was too late. Dean's fingers weaselled their way under her arms and started wriggling. Amy squealed ih giggles.
Inside Rory and Sam and Dean were getting unconfutable and suspicious. River fixed her eyes on the computer to try and block out the sound. Jack and Charley gave each other the same knowing look.
Amy got even dustier than Dean did. Dean ended up sitting on her legs and holding down one of her hands as he tickled her with the other. Dean faintly remembered tickle fights with his brother, but it had been a while since the last time he'd been in one.
"Alright alright I give in I give in!" Amy laughed.
Dean stopped tickling her and grinned.
"That's better!" he said.
Dean got off of her and allowed her to sit up. They dusted themselves off but not enough to be completely clean.
"So what's up your butt?" Amy asked.
"Nothings… god you're as bad as Sam!" dean said.
"So, you gonna tell me or am I going to have to tickle you again?" Amy asked.
"We've been looking for the doctor for a while now and nothings turned up. We started this hunt to try and kill him but now… there so much but so little information on this guy! Who is he?"
"God knows! First time I met him I was seven years old and he crashed into my garden in that blue box of his. Then he disappeared for 12 years after promise to be back in 5 minutes. He came back, fought off a load of aliens, disappeared for 2 years, came back and whisked me off the night before my wedding! God. It was the night before my wedding… but that's when I started running. And then Rory came too. Then it got complicated. We've been traveling with river for years but we found out she's our daughter last year!" Amy said.
"Yeah that sounds a little complicated!" dean said
"But I wouldn't change it for the world. The doctor, has saved so many people! He's my best friend! He's my imaginary friend… has my son in law and has my raggedy man. He's the doctor. Ask anyone he's a hero!" Amy said.
"I'm not great with complicated. It's so much easier when it's just kill it, don't kill it!"
"Everything is easier like that dean. Life can't be easy. At least death is!" Amy said.
Dean chuckled as he thought about the many times he and his brother and Cas had died and not died. Amy thought of Rory and the many times had died and not died.
"Actually, that's just as complicated!" Amy laughed.
"Let's go back inside!" dean said.
Amy helped him up. As they headed back inside Amy said, "at least it's not as complicated as maths!" and they both started laughing.