AN: OH MY GOD GUYS I FINALLY GOT THE CHAPTER UP! YAYAYAYAYAY! REJOICE! Heh. I hope you guys don't riot against me for this chapter. IT HAD TO BE DONE.

Warnings: A scene not meant for children eyes.

Disclaimer: If only.

Naruto's hands were shaking, and his brain was a frazzled mess. He knew he'd fucked up. He usually did. But he had already been horny as crap when Deidara had walked up to him. Not to mention a bit dizzy.

Running his hand over his face, Naruto blew out a shaky sigh. First thing first, he needed to calm his throbbing erection that had become overwhelmingly painful inside his jeans. He considered going back into the restaurant's bathroom and start doing the deed but vetoed it, realizing other people might hear him.

Naruto pushed a frustrated groan from his mouth and his dick twitched in fury. Goddamn Sasuke for leaving him like this, angry and worked up in all the right ways. Naruto leaned up against the wall of the building and slid his hands into his back pockets as he thought. His fingers brushed paper, and he frowned, pulling the ripped slip out. Deidara's name was scrawled onto the paper, along with a xo and a heart. Below all that was a phone number.

Sucking his lower lip into his mouth, Naruto was startled at how indecisive about keeping it or throwing it out. He imagined Sasuke's angry face, glowering down at him. Then Deidara's face appeared in his eyes, smiling and winking. He silently slipped the paper back into his pocket and pushed off the wall, shaking his head.

He was going to go to the gym. He could pump his little problem into submission in the showers and then work his anger and stress into sweat and added muscle afterwards. It was an A+ plan all over.

He decided to walk the few blocks that were between him and the gym, keeping his head ducked low to avoid any more unwanted confrontations.

Pushing into the heated, sweat smelling lobby of the gym, Naruto waved to the cute desk clerk, winking. She giggled and hid her mouth behind her hand. "Hello, Naruto. Back for yet another work out?" She asked, leaning forward, and Naruto happily noted her open for viewing cleavage.

"A body like this doesn't come naturally," He said, giving her a devilish grin. She laughed again and beeped him through. He pulled open the glass doors and strode inside, walking down the hallway that had dedicated itself to all of its loyal members. Naruto spotted his picture and smiled. This place always made him feel loved.

Shouldering his way into the men's locker room, Naruto discreetly headed directly towards the showering area, nodding to the few familiar faces he noted. Once he was in his own private stall, he shucked out of his clothes and threw them out of the range of the water. His throbbing member sprang free and shuddered as the steamy air embraced the skin. Naruto held in a groan and turned the water on, cranking the heat.

Scalding fingers of water erupted onto his skin and Naruto cursed loudly, jumping out of the line of fire. He slowly turned the heat down, and tentatively slipped back into the steady stream of water. Sighing, he let the warm tendrils of liquid crawl along his skin, soothing his raging nerves.

Then he looked down. His dick was red and swollen, in desperate need of attention. Naruto tipped his head back and wrapped his hand around himself, squeezing tightly and drawing a raged gasp from his throat. He closed his eyes and let his mouth hang open, freely pumping his singing member, shooting ribbons of pleasure throughout his body

In his mind he pictured Sasuke's alluring dark eyes, gazing up at him from below his throbbing manhood, his long slender fingers roving up Naruto's leg and stopping at his sac. Sasuke then brought his lips to Naruto's head, sensually licking the slit of his cock, sending shivers racing up the blonde's body. He imagined Sasuke clamping down around his erection and sucking, ripping pleasure from Naruto's core. The fox felt himself groan loudly, bucking his hips to increase the sensations his hand and the wet water were giving him.

Naruto gasped, so close to the edge of his much needed orgasm, his fingers squeezing and pulling at his length, tugging him closer and closer to the oblivion that was ecstasy. Just as he tumbled into sweet paradise, someone barged into the shower room, startling Naruto. He quickly tried to quiet his unbridled moans but failed, needing to ride out his pleasure as long as possible.

"Looks like someone's doing the dirty, eh?" He heard someone asked through his cloud of bliss.

"Let's leave him to it, why don't we?" A quiet voice asked, and Naruto leaned his head against the tiled wall of the shower. He hoped that the first guy listened to his friend and left him to recover.

"But Gaara don't you wanna know who it was?" The first voice asked, and the second person, Gaara, did not respond right away.

"No. He probably can hear us now, anyway. Haven't you noticed he's stopped?" Gaara responded.

There was a following silence and Naruto felt himself stiffen with awkwardness.

"Sai, let's go. He obviously wants us gone. Sorry, stranger." Gaara apologized, and then Naruto heard the door open and close.

Breathing out a sigh of relief, he leaned back against the tile once more, and then turned the warming water off, needing to get his head on straight. Throwing the slick shower curtain aside, Naruto pushed his warm body out into the steamy vacuum of the showering area. Swallowing large amounts of air, Naruto grabbed the nearest towel and wrapped it around his waist, tying it securely in the back.

Cautiously stepping out from the showering area, Naruto was met with a brutal cold that arced up his spine and enveloped him in ice.

"Holy shit!" He cursed, wrapping his arms protectively over his bare upper torso as he raced for his clothes. Shucking the towel off, Naruto dried himself as fast as possible, warming his frigid skin. Then he slipped his black, loose shorts on that covered his knees. Pulling a white, stained shirt over his tanned chest, Naruto ran the towel quickly through his golden locks, shaking out his hair like a dog before standing up and tossing the towel into his locker.

Pushing out of the locker room, the blonde walked down the hallway, peeking in the glass protected tennis courts curiously. He saw in one court two girls with tight white shorts on, their hair pulled up into pony tails, releasing feminine grunts every time the racket hit the green ball. Naruto felt his face flush at the sounds and quickly walked by, peering into the next court. He nearly shit his pants. It was the fucker Deidara from earlier, his hair still pulled back, but he held his blonde bangs up with a red bandana. He was wearing short – not to mention tight – black shorts, and a frame-hugging black tank top.

Naruto pushed his fear down and ducked his head low, turning it a bit to the side so the man couldn't see his face. There was a loud smack that resonated from within the shinning tennis court, and Naruto winced, hurrying his pace along. He could not sort his muddled brain out with Mr. Tall, Blonde, and Handsome knowing he was here.

Making his way out of the danger zone, Naruto thankfully pushed into the gym, which smelled familiarly of sweat and cheap cleanser. Nodding to the few people in running on the treadmills, Naruto made his way over to the weight lifting section, sliding two 80 pound weights onto his barbell. Sliding under the seat, Naruto thankfully lost his train of thought to the mindless task of working out.

oOo

A couple hours later, Naruto grabbed a sweat-rag, mopping his face up. Panting a little, he reveled in the after-glow of his intense work out. Blowing air out of his lips, Naruto grinned at the girls who were daintily running on the treadmill. They giggled and flipped their ponytails over their shoulder. Chuckling, Naruto exited the gym feeling loads better than he had previously. Taking his water bottle, he sprayed the rest in his hair, and then scrubbed his hands through his hair.

He walked back over to the locker room, contemplating taking another shower. He decided it would be for the better of mankind if he showered again, so once he got into the locker room he stripped himself of his sweaty clothes, then waltzed into the showers once again, keeping the water cool, unlike last time. Running his palms over his face and body, Naruto removed all the dirt and sweat he had acquired during his hours in the gym.

He was so intent on washing his body, he didn't hear when the shower room's door was opened. Just as he was lathering the bar soap in his hands, he heard a voice that caused him to drop the soap.

"Hey, babe. Mind if I join you in the shower, yeah?"

Deidara.

Naruto sucked in a quick breath, bending over hastily to pick up the dropped soap. Naruto contemplated responding to the blonde, but chose not to, knowing that it would only make the situation worse. Instead he finished covering his body in suds, trying to make the least amount of noise.

"Aw, don't be that way, sweet thing. You liked dancing with me at the party, yeah? Don't let that stick in the mud get in the way of that, yeah."

Naruto bristled but remained quiet, sucking his lower lip into his mouth. He was going as slow as possible, hoping to ward off the unwelcome man. Or, maybe only slightly unwelcome.

"You know how easy it would be for me to just flip the shower curtain open?" The other male persisted, and Naruto let out a frustrated growl. He was never known for his patience anyway.

"No! Goddamn it, Deidara! Don't you even think about it!" Naruto yelled, ready to punch the guy in the face if he tried. Instead he heard a dry chuckle carry over to his ears, and Naruto's eyes narrowed. Turning off the water, Naruto stood in the lukewarm air, waiting for a further response from the blonde man.

"Can I bargain with you, sweet Naruto?" Deidara asked, and Naruto stiffened when he heard him take a couple steps closer. "How about, you agree to go to lunch with me, and I won't come in there and molest your tight, tan ass, yeah?"

Naruto smirked, his excuse already forming on the tip of his tongue.

"Sorry, but I already had lunch."

"Coffee, then,"

Naruto groaned, banging his head against the tile. He instantly regretted it. Rubbing his head, he watched as Deidara's hand crept around the side of the curtain, and Naruto's eyes went wide.

"Yes! Fine, I'll go! Just give me a fucking towel you damn shitwad!" Naruto growled, and he heard the other man chuckle. A few seconds later, Deidara was offering him a white, fluffy towel. Grabbing it from his hands, Naruto wrapped it firmly around his lower half, annoyed that Deidara had picked the smallest of the towels.

Whipping the shower curtain open, Naruto was met with the same Deidara he had seen early, outside of the gym. He had already changed back into his normal clothes, and his bandana had been abandoned. As Naruto stepped out of the shower, the other blonde grinned at him, flicking his bangs out of his face.

"Nice body, sweet cheeks. That shows some dedication, yeah." Deidara winked and Naruto couldn't help the blush that overtook his face.

"Just don't watch me change, please?" Naruto asked, and thankfully, Deidara respected his wishes. He slid out the locker room door, promising the fox he would meet him by the entrance. Naruto slowly changed back into his jeans and orange shirt that had his favorite ramen shop's logo printed on the front. Needless to say, it was his favorite shirt.

After he shook out his hair, Naruto grudgingly left the locker room, feeling refreshed none the less. While he had switched between lifting weights and running, Naruto had thought long and hard about his relationship with Sasuke, and had decided firmly that he had been an idiot to act that way around Deidara. But now that he walked down the hallway, the lean blonde in his sight, Naruto couldn't help the little flutter that whispered across his stomach.

Stopping next to the check in desk, Naruto waved to the girl sitting there, who gushed and turned away, blushing. Deidara watched the whole scene with amused blue eyes. He unhitched himself from the wall and walked with Naruto out of the gym, into the cool nearing twilight air.

"Are you just teasing her, or are you bi?" Deidara asked; his hands in his jacket pockets as the two walked down the gym's sidewalk and to the road, where Naruto pressed the WALK button with his thumb.

"I'm bi. I'm not that cruel," Naruto answered, throwing an amused glance over to Deidara, who sniggered and nodded in response.

"I myself have always preferred nice male cock. Girls are fine to look at, once in a while when I'm bored. But I find myself enjoying the musk of a man more."

Naruto silently processed as Deidara led him to the coffee shop, thinking of an appropriate response. He kicked a lone pebble under his feet repeatedly as he pondered the correct way to answer. He finally gave up, and decided to ask another question.

"Did you follow me to the gym?" Naruto asked, and he glanced over at Deidara, who was smirking. He flicked his bangs out of his face for a second, staring ahead. He then glanced over to Naruto, and the look in his eyes made his breath stutter out. Then Deidara looked up suddenly, coming to a halt.

"We're here, yeah. Best coffee in town." The blonde grinned down at Naruto and opened the door, ushering the tanned boy inside. Naruto took in his surroundings, before he felt a warm hand pressing into his spine. Jumping and turning around, he sent an accusatory look at the taller blonde, who just smirked down at him. Naruto was then slid into a table by the large glass window, and he happily looked out at the busy streets.

Deidara sat himself in the chair across from Naruto, cracking his knuckles. Naruto's attention was drawn once again to the intriguing blonde, and he remembered he had asked him a question.

"Oi, you never answered my question. Did you follow me to the gym?"

Deidara chuckled softly, before absently playing with his bangs.

"Will it freak you out if I say yes?" He asked, and Naruto gulped, tensing. Deidara shook his head, tapping his finger against the light wood of the table. "I did, but I wasn't being a stalker. I just knew you would never take my offer seriously if you remained around that dark-haired party pooper, yeah. So I backed off, and then you two got into a bit of a sexual scuffle, and then he left. Sorry about that, by the way," he added, almost as an afterthought.

"But yes, then I did follow you to the gym. I have a membership there as well." Deidara explained, and then he suddenly held up his hand, flagging down a waitress. Naruto's eyes were drawn to his palm, which had the most peculiar tattoo of a mouth with a tongue hanging out on it. Frowning, Naruto leaned around to check his other palm. Sure enough, there was another, identical mouth on his other hand.

The waitress came over, smiling at both Deidara and Naruto, flipping open her note pad. "What can I get you?" She asked, and Deidara ordered a chocolate chip frappe. Naruto, at a loss, dumbly ordered the same thing.

After she left, Deidara turned to look at the other blonde.

"Why'd you get those tattooed on your palm?" Naruto asked boldly, running his own forefinger over his palm as he watched Deidara inspect the skin of his hand.

"I have a love of art, you could say," he grinned up at Naruto, who was still staring wonderingly at the tattoos. The waitress soon came back with their drinks, and set them down in front of the boys. She grinned at both of them, again, before skipping away.

Naruto looked down at his drink, grasping the cool plastic of the see-through cup with his hands and shaking it once. Deidara was already sipping his, moving the straw around with his full lips. He looked up at Naruto and smirked, licking his lips free of the cool frappe.

"Well, what're you waiting for, yeah? Isn't that what you ordered?" Naruto looked down at his drink again and shrugged, bringing the straw hesitantly to his lips. He heard a huff of laughter and looked up once more.

"It's not poisoned, yeah. And if it is, it's worth it." Deidara chuckled raising his eyebrows. Naruto grinned back, sipping up the drink into his mouth. Once the cool drink touched his tongue, his started at its coolness and texture, but then instantly enjoyed the taste on his tongue, crunching the chocolate chip between his teeth.

He laughed, glancing around. Then he made eye contact with a grinning blonde and rolled his eyes, sipping the drink eagerly into his mouth. The guy wasn't so bad, once he was done being a pervert, Naruto decided as he finished off his drink. Deidara flagged the waitress down and paid, winking playfully at her before slipping her a tip as he stood up. She blushed and wobbled away, and Naruto grinned over at Deidara.

"Well, that was nice. Did you enjoy yourself, yeah?" The taller blonde asked, and Naruto found himself nodding, walking out of the door with him, the bells jingling merrily behind them.

"Yeah. It was nice, after I got over the stalker part. We should do it again sometime." Naruto said, and the other man smiled.
"I'll hold you to it." And with that, he walked off down the street.

WHEW. I'm hoping you guys don't hate Deidara as much anymore, just because he genuinley, in my eyes anyway, is a cool dude. You still have permission to riot and such, and I promise next chapter will be uploaded sooner and include Sasuke. Just cuz I love all chu so much :3 Thanks for reading, and please review! They help me with my chapters and how they turn out :D Its cause you guys are the reason I write, so I try to make my cupcakes happy. Love ya! Until next time ;D