AN: No riots. I know, I know, this is SHORT. But I have a good explanation in my ending note. Trust me guys. You just gotta trust me. And btw, I am officially calling all of yews goats. Kind of like Lady Gaga with her monsters business, but mine's way cooler. SO, MY LOVELY, AND MACHO-Y GOATIES, READ AWAY! You might want to cuddle up to this chapter, just saying :3.
Warning: None. Other than a crude word for butt. HHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH.
Disclaimer: I've run out of clever things to say. SCREW YOU DISCLAIMER. I CAN BE WHOEVER I WANT IN MY MIND.
Naruto awoke sleepily, and a sense of déjà vu nearly crushed him as he felt a familiar heat against his back. Closing his eyes slowly, Naruto smiled, pressing up closer against his raven. He smirked, the thought alluring and giddying at the same time. There was a soft rustle behind the blonde and Naruto fought to hold still, but ended up twitching and jerking like mad. There was an annoyed grunt from behind his shoulder, and then he suddenly felt warm lips pressing a soft kiss to his bare shoulder. Naruto let out a sigh.
"You just don't know how to wake people up, do you?" Sasuke's deep voice rumbled in Naruto's ear. Shivers glided down the fox's neck and he suppressed a shiver. Turning over on his side, he grinned at the raven. It was so much nicer waking up and not being confused, not having to internally battle with himself. Sasuke's face held remnants of sleep, his edges softened, eyes warm and gentle. It made Naruto's heart thump louder in his chest. He could get used to this Sasuke.
"I was trying to be still," Naruto defended, his eyes following Sasuke's hand as it trekked a path across the bed sheets to his chest, delivering a feather-light touch to his tanned skin. Naruto sucked his lower lip into his mouth and pushed Sasuke's hand away gently. "Nu-uh, no way am I doing that again. I can't handle my ass being pounded three times in the course of twenty four hours, babe, as much as I'd like to be able." Sasuke grinned up at him, shaking his head slightly.
"Babe? I'm not sure I like how that sounds," Sasuke hummed.
"Well what do you want me to call you?" Naruto asked irritably.
"Maybe, master. Or lordship. Either of those should do," Sasuke said, smirking down at Naruto.
"How about Sunshine?"
"No."
"Come on, please? That's so perfect!"
"No."
"Hold on, just listen to it. Hey, Sunshine, how's it crackalackin?"
"No. And crackalackin?"
"It's a word!"
"I don't think so."
"Look it up!"
Sasuke rolled his eyes, bringing his mouth down towards Naruto's swiftly, crushing their lips together. Naruto jumped, his eyes widening. Then he slowly responded, winding his arms around Sasuke's back and pulling him closer, moaning softly when he felt the raven's tongue against his lower lip. His mouth opened readily, and their tongues twirled and slid against each other erotically. Sasuke's hands were carding through Naruto's soft hair, his soft moans echoing into Naruto's mouth.
Breaking away, Naruto turned and breathed into his pillow, a blush lighting his cheeks. Sasuke seemed intensely pleased with himself. Bringing his head back up, Naruto made sure to direct his words off somewhere so his breath wouldn't reach Sasuke's nose.
"Morning breath," Naruto said, gesturing to his mouth. Sasuke frowned as he realized this, and his face illuminated red. He backed quickly away from Naruto, biting his lip. Naruto laughed, standing up slowly and walking to their small, but thankfully private, bathroom. Grabbing his toothbrush, he quickly brushed his teeth, smiling a foamy-mouthed smile at Sasuke as he walked in behind Naruto. The Uchiha rolled his eyes at Naruto, picking up his own toothbrush and beginning to clean his teeth as well. They both bent down to spit out the toothpaste at the same time, and Naruto's head collided with Sasuke's, who tumbled into the wall and accidentally spit all over Naruto's face.
The blonde spit out his toothpaste into the sink slowly, keeping his eyes closed and his hand clenched tightly on his toothbrush.
"Sasuke," he ground out, low and demanding. The raven bit his lip to contain his laughter and quickly grabbed a towel, wiping off the blonde's face. Once Naruto was toothpaste clean, he opened his eyes and glared at Sasuke.
"That was disgusting, fucking teme," Naruto said, and Sasuke grinned comically at him, his face lighting up. Naruto blinked, so stunned by the sight that his anger slipped momentarily, and he found he couldn't get it back. He tiredly shoved Sasuke out of the way, before realizing they were both naked. His face lit once more and he quickly hurried to bed. Before he could dive back into the safety of the sheets, however, Sasuke lightly smacked his ass. Naruto jumped and winced, his surprise taking away from the pain. Sasuke was never this playful. Come to think of it, Sasuke just wasn't playful.
Naruto raised an eyebrow at the dark haired boy, who smirked at him, walking at a leisurely pace back to the bed, and Naruto's eyes followed his every movement. He devoured the lithe way Sasuke's legs moved, the chiseled perfection of his chest, and finally, the soft, surprisingly amusing way Sasuke's member flopped along when flax. Naruto's eyes snapped up to Sasuke's and he grinned. Sasuke raised a delicate eyebrow before leaning down over Naruto, his face inches away, his now minty breath washing pleasantly over Naruto's face.
"I was thinking we could do something, later today," Sasuke started slowly, climbing closer to Naruto with every word. "You know, other than sex. I think we need to give your poor, abused, ass a break." Sasuke purred, his hand crawling to Naruto's underside, where he pinched a firm globe of muscle. Naruto yelped, and instantly curled into Sasuke, a ball of cuddle-able warmth. Sasuke instantly softened, his arms unconsciously wrapping around Naruto's frame. He pressed his lips into the nape of Naruto's neck, and the blonde boy shuddered, twining his bare legs with Sasuke's. Naruto finally looked up after a beat or two, his eyes light with contentment at the snuggling Sasuke.
"What did you have in mind?" Naruto asked, tucking his head under Sasuke's chin, turning his body so he faced the bedroom. Sasuke's arms tightened around him as he thought.
"We could go to Ichiraku's," Sasuke recommended lightly, and he felt Naruto jump in his arms. Soon the blonde was wiggling and squirming, an excited ball of joy.
"Can we go now?" He asked, turning back to Sasuke. The raven looked over at the electric clock on the wall, a frown creasing his eyebrows. It was 4:12 a.m. He raised his eyebrows at Naruto, who was already searching around for his boxers, his ass high in the air.
"Hey, what're you doing just sitting around? Get your lazy ass up and get dressed!" Naruto called excitedly, hopping on one foot as he tried to pull on his boxers. Sasuke watched him idly from the bed, before he pointed to the clock. Naruto looked over and his face fell instantly, his boxers dropping to the floor with a soft puff of air. He ran his hands tiredly over his face, and Sasuke bit his lip to hide his grin as forlornness poured off the blonde in waves.
"We'll just have to wait a little bit, it'll be fine," Sasuke grunted, and Naruto sniffed, looking up at him. He hesitantly crawled back into bed, resting his back on the headboard. He thumped the back of his skull against the wood a few times before Sasuke stuck his hand in-between the wood and his blonde's head, preventing him from doing it another time.
"We could play… Truth or Dare?" Sasuke asked, secretly hoping Naruto would agree. The fox shook his head, turning to look at Sasuke. His bright blue orbs pierced the raven, and he grumbled, pulling Naruto down and wrapping his arms around him, pressing his chest into the blonde's humming softly into his hair. He felt Naruto sigh, and then his hand came up to enclose one of Sasuke's own. Feeling sheepish and girly, but finding himself unable to resist, Sasuke pressed his lips against Naruto's ear lovingly, his heart about ready to blow with what he thought was love. The thought both excited and scared him at the same time. Naruto sighed softly, drifting off to sleep with the promise of ramen close in his mind. Sasuke also slowly slid off to sleep, but with thoughts of love and a certain blonde in his thoughts.
AN: Ok, so there was one part in there that I thought was kind of funny (aka the part where Sasuke spit all over Naruto) but I know some of you out there will be like "EWW GAWD WHY DID SHE DO THAT." WELL YOU KNOW WHY? YOU KNOW WHY? CAUSE I THINK IT'S CUTE AND FUCKING AWESOME. I DO WHAT I WANT (not really I usually do what you guys want). But anyway, sorry for this shortness of this chapter: It is not lost on me, but I was feeling in a happy, light mood and I was like hey, why don't I just give them something sweet to chew on while they wait? So I hoped you guys liked it :D (I know I like writing it :D :D :D) Until next chappie (which will be soon)
- IC xoxo (I'm yaying this cause no one nayed it)