AN: Oh. My. Gawd. We made it. WE MADE IT! Last chapter of the story! (Besides the epilogue) I came to this conclusion last night, based on the two reviews (:P) I got involving the chapters. Plus, I was originally planning on ending it soon anyway. I don't want this story to bore you guys. (But, SNEAK PREVIEW AT WHATS TO COME) I'm currently writing a new story that will be much longer and more intense than this, about Sasuke being a slave Naruto buying him, ect. You know how it goes. So, if you're interested, keep your eyes peeled, or follow me (I know, so shallow sounding. Bleh.) But anyway, onto the chapter you've been waiting for!
Warnings: Duh feelz. Maybe. Idek if I can make you guys feel anything other than aroused. Liek what.
Disclaimer: I just want Kiba. He's all I wan't. PLEASE D:
Naruto cradled his phone in his hand two hours later, leaning absent mindedly on the counter of the bar he worked at. His boss was sitting in his office, probably trying to change Kiba's mind about his sexuality again. Poor Kiba. Naruto chuckled to himself as he imagined Kiba getting red in the face, then punching Itachi in the face. Looking back down at his screen, Naruto couldn't figure out why he was so reluctant to text Deidara. It wasn't like there were any feelings floating around in the air between them, just some of Deidara's sexual stress.
Unlocking his phone, Naruto clicked on the blonde boy's contact and sent him a text.
Naruto: Hey.
Deidara: May I ask who this is?
Naruto: Naruto U.
Deidara: Naruto! I like the hinting at your last name. Mysterious.
Naruto Lol. Not too much, but whatever floats your boat.
Deidara: Lots of things float my boat.
Naruto: Oh? Like what? Nice, fat, cock?
Naruto: That wasn't a come on. That's just something I know you like.
Deidara: It sure sounded like one. And yeah, I guess I do like fat cock.
Naruto: …
Deidara: So, what made you text me? Boredom? Loneliness? Sexual outlet? I'll help you with any of them. Perhaps what you're lacking is a good laugh.
Naruto: Lol. Nah, but thanks for the offer. Can I call you Dei?
Deidara: Most people do.
Naruto: Are you doing anything right now?
Deidara: I'm breathing. Converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
Naruto: I'm at work. Things are pretty slow. Wanna come down?
Deidara: See, I knew you were lacking a nice, hearty laugh. Where do you work?
Naruto: All Nighter.
Deidara: No way. I love that place. Be over in a couple years.
Naruto: What?
As Naruto stared at his phone in confusion, trying to decide whether he should be insulted or amused, the door to the bar swung open and Deidara himself walked in, grinning brightly. Naruto looked up and smiled, waving the blonde over cheerfully.
"I couldn't figure out what you were trying to say," Naruto told him as the taller man came to a stop across the bar.
"I like to keep my prey confused, yet curious." Deidara explained, examining his nails before looking up and winking at Naruto. Flushing, the blonde shook his head, leaning his forearms on the table.
"Look, Deidara, it's not that I don't want to be around you, but, I'm with Sasuke. And as much as I'd like to go at it with you, I can't. And even if you tried, I'm so caught up in that damned raven I couldn't do it with you anyway. But I didn't ask you here just so I could tell you that. Just wanted to make it apparent before things continued."
Deidara was still for a moment, then he grinned up at Naruto.
"You're a pretty cool guy, Naruto. I'm okay with being just a friend to you. As long as you don't mind if I flirt. I can't take that away, right? It's in my nature, just like it's in yours." Deidara winked, and leaned forward, pressing his palms against the counter. Naruto rolled his eyes and laughed, noticing the black nail polish the man was wearing. Pointing to it, he rose his eyebrows in question.
"Like I said at the coffee shop, babe, I have a kind of, ah, passion for creativity. It's in my blood. Don't deny me my rights of creativity of expression either! My God, man, have you no heart?"
Naruto laughed, tapping one of the blonde's fingernails before nodding to a forlorn looking customer who had just rolled into the shop, like a lone tumbleweed. Walking over to where the man plunked down on one of the circular chairs, Naruto absently wiped off the counter as he waited for the man to order. He was attractive, with dark hair, eyes, ghostly pale skin and full, pouty lips. He slumped forward in defeat, his dark locks falling into his eyes. He looked like a black and white picture.
"What's troubling your poor soul tonight, man?" Naruto asked, and the boy looked up, eyes wide and deep.
"Ino, she… She's mad… I don't know what… What did I do?" He wailed, then looked up quickly, miserable. "Just get me whatever will get me drunk the fastest."
Something familiar tickled Naruto's brain, the tenor of the man's voice rubbing against a slight memory. Ignoring it, Naruto quickly prepared the man's drink, reluctantly setting it on the bar in front of him. Then something else tickled his brain.
"Ino? As in Ino Yamanaka?" Naruto questioned, and he saw Deidara tilt his head towards their conversation curiously.
The man nodded, his face confused yet hopeful. Naruto grinned, shaking his head. "Do you know her?"
"Yeah, she's like best friends with Sakura. Man, you can do almost anything to piss her off. What were you doing before she got mad?"
"I was eating sashimi. I was just sitting there, and she walked in and flipped out. What does that even mean? Is she pregnant?" Naruto grinned down at the guy, shaking his head slowly.
"That's her least favorite food. Yikes. Maybe you should go-"
"Apologize?" The man asked in a monotone, annoyance seeping through the cracks. Naruto blinked, all signs of the earlier heartbroken man gone.
"God! She's so… so… Arg!" He exploded, before standing up quickly and storming out of the bar. Naruto stood there for a second before turning back to Deidara, who was trying to suppress a grin.
"Boy, do you know how to fix people's problems, huh? Say, mind helping me with one?"
"Sure," Naruto nodded, placing the forgotten drink in front of the taller blonde.
"Great. It's right down here…" Deidara trailed off as he gestured to his pants, sticking his hand partially down his waistband.
"Deidara!" Naruto exclaimed, laughing and going red in the face at the same time.
Smiling Deidara pulled his hands back out of his pants, just as Itachi walked out with a red faced Kiba. When the dog boy saw Naruto, he flushed and quickly pulled out of Itachi's grasp, coughing into his palm. Naruto raised a suspicious eyebrow at the two before turning back to Deidara. But the blonde was focused on Itachi, a slight frown on his face.
"Is that your boyfriends brother?" He asked curiously, and Naruto nodded. Deidara raised his eyebrows and whistled slightly before turning back to Naruto with flourish.
"Just between you and me, I would go to town on him, but blondes are more my type." The taller man still glanced over at Itachi, who was staring back, a devilish glint in his eyes. Naruto pursed his lips to hide his smile when he swore he felt the almost electric zing charge the air between the two older men. There was an aggressive, almost animalistic chemistry in the air, and Naruto stepped back a bit when Itachi started walking towards Deidara. Kiba looked relieved, sagging against the wall beside Naruto with a sigh.
"Man, I thought I was gonna get attacked by that pervert in there. He kissed me!" Kiba's voice squeaked on the word 'kiss' and his face went red again. "All I want is to go home and text Hinata. But noooo, I have to stay in this empty bar and watch fucking Itachi pick up your leftovers."
Naruto was caught between laughing and glaring. He opted for quietly grinning, letting his friend work over his emotional turmoil.
"Dei isn't a leftover, he's a friend. And I think it's quite entertaining watching love bloom, don't you?" Naruto asked, his gaze focused on the couple as Itachi introduced himself. They were abrupt and almost rude with each other, like they were fighting for dominance. Suddenly, Itachi swept down and brought Deidara's lips to his, his hands going up to the blonde's pony tail, pulling it free. Tumbles of blonde hair fell free from Deidara's pony tail, and he looked even more like a girl. So much so, that Naruto caught Kiba drooling as he gazed at him. Elbowing him in the rib, Naruto grinned.
"Maybe you are a little gay, eh Kiba?"
"Shut up! He looks like a girl!" Kiba muttered furiously, ducking his head.
Deidara had narrowed his eyes, reaching behind Itachi's head to grasp his pony tail as well. Naruto watched in interest as both of the long-haired boys suddenly had their long locks falling gracefully down their spines. The blonde groaned, but pulled back quickly, straightening his tight shirt and running his hands through his hair. Itachi grinned slowly, his eyes traveling up and down Deidara.
Naruto checked his phone's watch, and when he saw his shift was over, he gleefully said his goodbyes, Kiba wailing in misery behind him.
oOo
Unlocking his dorm, Sasuke walked inside, forgetting to shut the door all the way before he fell into the one armchair they owned. Shucking off Naruto's sweatshirt, which he hadn't bothered to take off even when Naruto had skipped off to work, he slid down into the chair, his eyes half-mast and lazy. After Naruto had gone to work for his brother, he had originally walked back to the dorm, only to find the same girl that had been passed out earlier waiting for him, with hordes of other girls eagerly awaiting his arrival. Once they had caught sight of him, they had gone wild, stampeding him. Sasuke had run for his dear life, but it turned out that his fan club was nicely fit, and had kept him running for a good hour and a half before they had run down. Exhausted, Sasuke had wandered home.
Running his hands over his face, his sighed and slumped down further, groaning. He just wanted Naruto to get home so he could curl up next to him and watch TV. There was a soft knock at his door, and Sasuke looked up in hope, thinking it was Naruto. He was wrong. Suigetsu stood in the doorway, the light outside framing his body. His white hair gleamed invitingly and he grinned. Sasuke rolled his eyes and fell back into the chair, resuming his stare down with the wall.
"I see you're here alone," He said slowly, and Sasuke ignored him, watching the wall.
He heard Suigetsu walk into the room more, and blinked when he switched on a light. "Why are you sitting here in the darkness?" Again, Sasuke chose to ignore the pale, purple eyed boy. Ever since that one night, full of drunken and stupid mistakes, Suigetsu had been nonstop on Sasuke whenever Naruto wasn't near, constantly trying to get him into bed again.
"Suigetsu, please, go away. I don't know how many times I have to ask you," Sasuke asked, and the white-haired boy just chuckled. Sinking to the floor opposite from Sasuke, Suigetsu just stared at the floor for a bit, chewing on his lip with his sharp teeth.
"I was thinking," He started after a moment, "that you and I, we could be friends. I find myself enjoying your company, even when I'm not teasing you." The boy looked up at Sasuke with an indifferent look, and Sasuke stared back, narrowing his eyes. His first instinct was to decline the boy, tell him to leave him alone. However, after a moment's thought, Sasuke gave in, sighing and nodding.
"Fine, Suigetsu. Friends. But only friends. I'm… Involved."
"Oh, yes I assumed so," the pale boy sniggered at Sasuke, grinning. "You spend almost every waking minute you have with him. And when he's not around, you wander like a lost puppy. That's another bonus; whenever he's gone you've got someone to kill time with. Eh, maybe we could even kill Karin. Now that sounds like a good time."
Sasuke smirked slightly before rolling his eyes, shifting his positions on the chair before biting his lip and looking at the time. Naruto should have been home by now. Suigetsu noticed and glanced at his phone before standing up, his tight purple shirt riding up slightly over his dark jeans. Shaking out his hair, he smiled once at Sasuke before leaving the apartment without so much as a goodbye. They would never be very talkative, like Naruto and Kiba, but it was something. Sasuke stood up, and his spine straightened immediately when he heard Naruto's voice outside the door, then Suigetsu's there was a third, distinctly feminine voice, and Naruto quickly scrambled into their room. Sasuke watched as the blonde hurriedly shut the door. Just then, the sound of a body hitting the wall vibrated through their dorm and Naruto winced, a half-smile on his face.
"Karin and Suigetsu." He explained, and Sasuke grinned when he heard an enraged sound from the hallway.
"Karin! Knock it off! Bitch! Cut it out!"
Naruto grinned and then pulled something swiftly from behind his back, causing the raven's eyes to widen.
Naruto had brought him a dozen roses, all wrapped neatly in white paper, their natural perfume filling the air. Sasuke opened his mouth once, eyes flicking between Naruto and the roses, a light, elated blush on his cheeks. The sounds of fighting seemed to fade from the world as Naruto sheepishly handed the roses over, scuffing his shoes on the floor.
"I was on my way home when I saw this flower shop, and I thought it would be a great idea… But if they're too girly I'll understand,"
Sasuke took them from Naruto, set them down on the end table, then crushed his lips to the blonde's. The tan boy gave a low moan of appreciation, then wrapped his arms around Sasuke's neck. Their mouths clashed roughly, Sasuke's tongue tracing the soft skin of Naruto's lip, pulling shudders from the boy. Groaning into Naruto's mouth, Sasuke ground his hips once against the blonde. Naruto's breath fanned over his face when a soft, breathy moan escaped the other boy's lips. Before Sasuke could do anything else, however, Naruto pulled back slowly, running a hand through his hair.
"N-no, Sasuke. I can't abuse my ass anymore, it's so sore." Naruto whined softly, kissing Sasuke's jawbone. The Uchiha smirked down at Naruto, rolling his eyes before pulling his blonde into a loving embrace.
"It's ok, Naruto. I think I need to learn how to snuggle anyways,"
Naruto grinned up at him, his eyes twinkling happily as he squeezed Sasuke.
"I can teach you everything you need to know about snuggling."
Smiling, Sasuke rested his head on Naruto's, watching the roses and breathed in the smell of the boy he loved. Freezing, Sasuke took in a deep breath as he considered what he had just thought. He loved Naruto Uzumaki. Pulling back, Sasuke leaned in and kissed Naruto once on the forehead before walking up to their TV, turning it on and looking back at the tanned boy. He was smiling like a dork, his face glowing.
"Wanna watch Forrest Gump?" Sasuke offered, knowing Naruto loved that movie. Naruto's eyes brightened and he nodded quickly, joining Sasuke on his bed, so they could both watch the movie. Turning off the lights and pilling the pillows up around them so they could lean against the wall, Sasuke slid under the covers next to Naruto, pulling him close as the movie started playing. And in that moment, he knew he wanted this for the rest of his life.
AN: That is the final chapter of the story! I'll sort more out in the epilogue, don't you worry. It doesn't quite feel like its over yet, because in my mind the story never ends. But unfortunately I need to pull this sucker to a close. Thank you all so much for your love and support! You have no idea how much I appreciate it! (I'll get sappier next (AND LAST! chapter) Lots of love,
-IC