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Zoro: Where the hell were you?!
Me: GO AWAY, ZORO! YOU'RE NOT IN THIS STORY! *mumbles* Besides I was just about to get to that...
Anyways! I am so SOOOO sorry! I know I said I'd try to update but I really couldn't find the time to upload anything. Things have been...well, hectic to say the least. So, as an apology, I herby add another chapter to Crazy Shit Happens at Midnight! Nami, if you please~!
Nami: Sorai doesn't own One Piece; Just her character, Ayame.
Zoro: Why the hell does she get to be in the author's note and not me?
Me and Nami: GO AWAY!
Ayame Blinked.
"Luffy…Did you eat all of the food in my fridge?"
"Yeah, why?" A vain appeared on Ayame's forehead.
"THAT WAS ALL THE FOOD THAT I HAD YOU IDIOT!" She grabbed Luffy by his collar and shook him around.
"GAHHH! I'M SORRY!" Ayame dropped him and fell on her hands and knees.
"God damn it…" she muttered. Ace sighed.
"Luffy, we can't fully trust her until we know what's going on." Luffy laughed.
"Oh, right!" Ace sighed.
"Alright, Miss Ayame; explain." Ayame looked up at Ace, noticing the obvious look of distrust. Ayame sighed.
"Okay, but you might want to sit down first…" Luffy and Ace sat down on the leather couch, Luffy with his legs criss-crossed and Ace with his arms folded as Ayame stood in front of them.
"Okay, so how should I put this…" Ayame sighed. "Youtwoaren'tmeanttoexist!" Ayame covered her mouth. Ace and Luffy stared in shock- Luffy more than Ace.
"What?" Ayame panicked.
"No, I don't mean that, I mean you two aren't supposed to exist HERE, in this *gulp* world…" They stared at her in disbelief. Ace spoke up first.
"You mean we're in a different world?" Ayame nodded.
"Where people here think we're-"
"-Fictional characters? Yeah…" An awkward silence enveloped the three. Biting her lip, Ayame had nothing else to say.
"So, does this mean another adventure?" Ayame and Ace stared at Luffy in disbelief.
"I…guess? WAH!" Luffy jumped up in excitement.
"SUGOI!"
Ace face-palmed, staring at the two in front of him. He opened his mouth to speak before Ayame beat him to it.
"Look, Luffy, this is not an adventure! This world is a lot more dangerous than you think!" she explained. "If people found out that you two are here and are the real Portgas D. Ace and you're the real Monkey D. Luffy, well…" Images of what could happen flashed through her mind quickly. "You don't want to know."
Ace sighed. "I'm afraid we're going to have to know, Miss Ayame, if we can avoid these situations." Ayame groaned.
"Damn it!" she sighed. "Fine." She quickly got out a paper and pen and wrote down the dangers of this world.
"Okay, first thing's first; Beware of government agents. If anyone found out you were you two would become Japan's new secret weapons. And you would be dissected so our scientists can figure out how your Devil Fruits work."
"DISSECTED?" Ayame nodded.
"I'm afraid so. People in this world are very, how, should I say, curious. If we find something we don't understand, we investigate." Luffy frowned.
"So this means we can't use our Devil Fruit powers?"
"Nope."
"Well then, how are we supposed to protect ourselves?" Ace asked.
"You don't need to," Ayame explained. "At least, not in the way you guys usually need to. There aren't any Sea Kings or Grandline or any of your usual dangers, except for marines, who are actually good people in this world."
"Next, crazy psychotic people who will use this fact against you, which means you can't trust anyone unless you know they're not psychotic."
"And how will people use our existence in this world against us?" Ayame rolled her eyes as if it was the most obvious thing in the entire world.
"That's obvious Ace. Blackmail," she grabbed the newspaper. "There's pysco criminals who will do anything for a couple of bucks. Especially when two of the strongest men from a world filled of strong people are involved."
"Which, Luffy, that means you do not take meat from strange people, no matter how friendly they seem or how good the Meat looks."
"Aw man!" Ayame chuckled with Ace and rolled her eyes before getting serious.
"And lastly, the greatest enemy that's known to any good-looking manga character…"
Now wait for dramatic effect…
"DUN DUN DUNN! FANGIRLS!" Ace and Luffy stared at her.
"And what are fangirls?" Ace asked.
"And can you eat it?" Ayame face-palmed.
"Idiots…" she muttered. "Fangirls are a rabid breed of human female who are obsessed with either a fictional character - such as yourselves- or an actor, and are known to glomp, grope, and tackle when encountering said obsessions. Which means if you encounter said fangirls, well, you're screwed."
Ace paled while Luffy looked as confused as ever.
"So… can you eat the-"
"NO YOU CAN'T" Ayame hit Luffy, creating a large, anime-like bump.
"You could've just said so…" Ayame shook her head and chuckled.
"How do you deal with him every day…?" Ace laughed.
"I just do." Ayame sighed before Yawning and checking the time.
12:32
"Shit, it's already 12:32? Fuck, I gotta go to sleep."
"What! Why?" Ayame rolled her eyes.
"Because Mr. Rubber Carnivore, I have to work tomorrow and I gotta get up early. So, I'm gonna go to sleep." Ace frowned.
"What about us?" Ayame quirked an eyebrow.
"What about you guys? You can manage yourselves in the apartment, can't you?"
"You mean you're not going to just throw us out?" Ayame sighed.
"And why would I?" Ace frowned, a contemplated look on his face. Ayame sighed "Look, if you're worried about the whole 'me being overly nice and you not trusting me' than don't. Seriously, I do more harm to myself than to others. Couldn't hurt a fucking fly if I wanted to. Now, if that's taken care of, there's a guest room next to mine and there are pillows and blankets in the closet across from the guest room, along with a moderately comfy couch in which you are sitting on. Now goodnight! Oh, and Luffy,"
"Hm?"
"If you eat anything else in my kitchen, I'll kill you. Even if that means I will die because Ace kills me for killing you. Now, for the last time, GOOD NIGHT!" Ayame sluggishly left the room, leaving a disappointed Luffy and a very amused Ace.
She entered her otaku of a room, not bothering to turn on the light, fell on the bed, and immediately fell asleep.
I know it was a short chapter, but I swear the next one is gonna be longer! And I might even add a chapter of A Search for the Truth for any one who reads my other story, too!
So anyways; here's a sneak peak of what to expect next time! :)
And there was Luffy, on a spinning wooden rotisserie…
They stopped and stared at Ace in a curious manner. The rotisserie momentarily stopped and Luffy was able to get a good look at Ace.
Luffy smiled. "Hey Ace! They want me to join them for dinner! How cool is that?"
Ace face palmed "Only you Luffy… Look, I don't think they want you to join them for dinner, I think they want to eat you for dinner!"
"Oh…. GET ME OUT OF HERE!"