Disclaimer: Characters of Naruto anime/manga not mine. Don't sue!

Pairings: KibaxNaru, KashixIru, NejiShika,

Warnings: M-preg, yaoi, angst, implied bondage, rape, sex, scary fangirls, and possibly some other forms of kinky things

A/N: Chapter 1 has been edited in both title and content, please read it before reading this chapter, thanks
Chapter 2-Good Morning?!

The village of Konoha was already up, the shops were already open, several ninja's were hoping from roof to roof, and the children were making their way to school. Just your average ordinary day here, or at least as normal as it will ever get in the village, missions were slow recently so several teams were getting time off. It's been like that for a while now and several of the ninja were getting bored. In fact, one particular ninja was so bored that he fell asleep while leaning against the wall of Ichiruka's while waiting for everybody else to show up.

"Hey, Shikamaru!" someone called him, the lazy nin opened an eyelid lazily but only to jump when he saw Rock Lee standing with his face only an inch away from his. He jumped, "Ah! Lee!!! What do you think your doing, putting your face in mine like that? You nearly gave me a heart attack!!!" The nin yelled at the green jumpsuit clad ninja.

Lee looked at Shikamaru sadly, "I'm sorry Shikamaru, I didn't mean to scare you" But then, Lee grinned and struck a pose, "But who wouldn't want to wake up to such a handsome and youthful face like this?"

Everything went quiet as Shikamaru stood there sweat dropped, you could even hear the wind blowing. "Everyone, Lee. Now stop scaring Shikamaru with your face." Neji walked up from behind Lee looking embarrassed from his teammate's scene. Rock Lee however looked like his heart was ripped out, stomped on, crushed, stabbed, and ground into a fine powder, tears streaming down his face. "Awww, Neji! That hurt." He murmured.

Neji only replied with a "tch" as he walked up to Shikamaru, "Hey."

"Hey" the lazy nin replied, looking absolutely bored again but there was something else in his eyes, it was the same look that was in Neji's eyes when ever he looked at Shikamaru. "So how's it going?" Neji asked.

"Eh, boring, until I got woken up by bushy brows over there." An audible "Hey!" was heard from the green clad ninja at the remark. "What about you?" Shikamaru returned.

"Meh, it's pretty much uneventful." That only got a yawn out of Shikamaru. Smiling Neji sat down next to Shikamaru's feet, "So were the only ones here?" Shikamaru nodded, "mmmhmmm, man, what a pain, and Naruto will most likely be late again…"

Neji chuckled, "Heh, he always is."

Shikamaru only shrugged. "HEY!" The three looked in the direction of the voice as Choigi came walking down the street, waving at the trio as he held his usual bag of potato chips.

The lazy nin smiled at his fellow teammate as he walked towards the group, munching on his chips happily. "Hey Choigi, looks like your feeling better." He said to the eating teammate.

Pumping his fist in the air in a fury of pride, Choigi yelled out, "OOH YEAH!!! I'M AS STRONG AS AN OX NOW!!!"

Neji smirked at the yelling comrade, looking to Shikamaru, "So what happened, eh? Did the walking stomach bit off more than he can chew?" He said to him chuckling.

Shikamaru only closed his eyes with a smirk, "Heh, you could say that…"

Growling, Choigi looked at the two angrily, "HEY! How was I supposed to know that that sandwich was bad?!"

Rolling his eyes as he remembered what happened very clearly, "Oh I don't know Choigi, maybe that it was all discolored, perhaps? Or maybe your memory of making that sandwich a long time ago?"

Crossing his arms over his chest, Choigi looked down to the ground, "It wasn't that long…" he pouted.

"It was five years, Choigi! And you hid it right behind your house's radiator!"

"What's your point?!"

"It was glowing and moving when we found it!!!"

"It was just your imagination, Shikamaru!"

"Oh really, Choigi!? Was it my imagination that the thing crawled around your basement floor and launched and attached itself to my face!?"

Choigi scoffed, "You were fine-"

"IT TRIED TO HUMP MY FACE!!!!!!!"

"Hey! I took care of it!"

"By ripping it off my face and eating it!"

"Well how else are you supposed to destroy a killer sandwich?!"

"With fire?!"

"That would be a waste of a sandwich!"

"It was a mutant!!!"

"But still a sandwich!!!"

It was then that the two noticed that the other two were on the ground roaring with laughter. "You guys! Are really funny at times!" Neji roared as he was trying to breathe in between laughs.

"What's so funny?"

The group looked in the direction of the voice to find a smirking Kiba looking down a Neji and Lee, Akamaru right beside him agreed with his master and friend with a friendly 'bark!'

Neji, still smirking from his laughing fit, got up to face Kiba, "Oh nothing, Shikamaru and Choigi were fighting over a mutant sandwich, that's all."

Kiba rolled his eyes, "Honestly guys isn't it about time to stop acting like a bunch of kids and put the overactive imaginations away?"

"It wasn't my imagination damn it!!!!!" Shikamaru yelled in return, looking absolutely pissed.

"Hey, hey! Relax! Jeez, what's with you?" Kiba returned holding his hands up in front of him to signal to the angry nin to calm down.

"Heh, the sandwich apparently tried to rape him." Neji replied.

That made Kiba double over laughing his ass off, "HAHAHA!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?!!!"

Shikamaru only turned around with a scoff and crossed his arms over his chest in annoyance, "None of your business, Kiba, so drop it!"

"OK, OK, sheesh! You don't have to have a hissy fit about it!"

Kiba looked around the group noticing that a few people were missing, "So Sasuke, Shino, and Naruto aren't here yet. Their late…" He says looking at his watch.

The rest nodded in agreement, but then Shikamaru spoke up, "Well Shino cant come because he's helping his dad out with some special beetles that his family discovered while on a mission in the land of waves, and Sasuke only wants to train today."

"So that only leaves Naruto, just late I guess…" Kiba finished.

The group only nodded, remaining silent for a few seconds before Kiba spoke up again, "Well, if he doesn't get here soon then we'll have to leave without him."

Just then, someone called out to the group, someone loud. "HEY!!!!" Looking in the direction of the voice the group finds said ninja running up to them at top speed. "Speak of the devil." Said Kiba chuckling slightly.

After finally catching up to the group, Naruto apologized for being late while he was doubled over and gasping for breath. "Sorry… guys! I forgot…"

Kiba chuckled at the blond, "You know, we were about to leave without ya." He said smirking.

Naruto, finally catching his breath, looked up to Kiba with a smirk, "Heh, you wouldn't do that dog-breath."

"And why is that?"

"Because, then I would beat you to a pulp, haha!" He responded with a smile.

Narrowing his eyes, Kiba let out a laugh, "Hahaha! You think that you could beat me? I would kick your ass!"

"Bring it on mutt!"

"Screw-up!"

"Pooch!!!"

"BITCH!!!"

"Leave your mother out of this, Kiba!"

With a roar, Kiba lunged himself against Naruto and the two erupted in a brawl on the ground, rolling, wrestling, kicking, punching, clawing, and biting. It was only after a few seconds that the two were separated by their friends, Neji and Shikamaru holding Naruto while Choigi was forced to hold Kiba back by the waist while Akamaru just barked at them all.

It was only a few minutes later that both boys finally calmed down enough for their friends to release their grip on them, "Honestly, you two fight each other so much, and yet you are both so much alike!" Said Neji as he released his hold on Naruto.

"WE ARE NOT!!!!" The two replied loudly in unison.

Shikamaru spoke up, "Guys, I don't mean to interrupt but your little fight had attracted some spectators."

The rest of the group looked around, sure enough, there was a crowd of people surrounding the group. Sweat dropped, the group had decided that they should move to another location, now standing outside the edge of the forest, the group were talking about where they should go that day.

"Before we go anywhere else, I want to tell you guys something." Kiba told the group.

"What is it?" Naruto asked.

Smirking at the group, he motioned to them to follow him, "Ill tell you soon enough, but not here, follow me."

With that, he entered the forest with the group following suit. As they walked, Naruto couldn't shake the feeling that the path that they were taking looked familiar somehow, but he couldn't remember how. His question would be answered soon enough.

It was a good five minutes before Kiba smirked, finally reaching their destination he stopped and so did the group, Naruto, in his state of absent-mindedness, bumped into Shikamaru. "Sorry."

"You guys, last night, just right up ahead, I became a real man. Last night, I got laid." Kiba said to the group, still smirking wide.

All eyes in the group widened in shock to what the Inuzuka just said, in unison they all said "WOAH!!!!"

"Awesome, Kiba!" Naruto Exclaimed.

"Nice going!" Shikamaru praised.

"Good job." Said Neji.

"THE FLAME OF YOUTH HAS GROWN INTO AN INFERNO OF ADULTHOOD!!!!!!" …Well it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out who said that…

"Well Kiba? Lets see it!" Naruto cried out in utter excitement. Unable to hold back any longer, the blond rushed past Kiba through the trees, what he saw made him stop dead in his tracks.

A clearing, green grass, and the tattered and torn remains of some red fabric… it was the clearing that Naruto woke up in just this morning. He took a step back, eyes wide, his breathing heavy as the other guys walked out of the trees and right past him.

"What are those?" Asked Neji pointing at the tattered fabric.

Kiba smirked and looked to the Hyuuga, "Those, are what's left of the dress she wore last night hehe."

Naruto took another step backwards.

"So you actually screwed her, wicked!" Said Choigi.

"Hey, what's up with you Naruto?" Shikamaru asked the blond, noticing his slight distress.

Looking to the Nara he gulped and tried to calm down a bit before stuttering out his answer, "I-I I just remembered that I have some important errands to run today, so I got to go you guys…"

Shikamaru had a look of concern on his face, "You sure your ok?" He asked again.

"Yeah! I'm fine. Congratulations Kiba, see-ya later guys." Naruto said hastily as he turned to leave.

"See-you later, Naruto."

"Bye."

"Later."

"Have fun!"

Kiba smiled at the blond and with a smirk, said, "See-ya, ya blond dufus, heheh."

Naruto didn't say anything back and just leapt up into the trees and he was gone.

Everybody including Kiba had a slight look of concern on their faces as they watched Naruto leave. But the feeling was quickly gone when they heard Lee say something.

"Hm? You say something Lee?" Neji asked the green-clad taijutsu specialist.

"I was asking Kiba if he could tell us what happened." Lee replied.

Kiba smirked at the group, "Well it went like this…"

Yippy!!!!! I just finished this chapter on the train ride home a few days ago, sorry it took so long to write, enjoy and review!!!