Disclaimer: Characters of Naruto anime/manga not mine. Don't sue!

Pairings: KibaxNaru, KashixIru, more pairings to follow as soon as I figure them out

Warnings: M-preg, yaoi, angst, implied bondage, rape, sex, scary fangirls, and possibly some other forms of kinky things

A/N: This is my first one… I have just lost my fan fiction virginity, so please be kind and review and tell me if I should change anything

Chapter 4-To Forgive and Forget?

For two whole weeks Kiba was treated like a social pariah amongst his friends, both male and female after Shikamaru told Ino and Ino told Sakura and then there was no hope for him. While the rest of the Nin's ignored him, he barely saw Naruto, and whenever he did the blond would run away as soon as he saw Kiba.

It was hell.

"Tch!" Kiba kicked the can against the wall of the alley; I mean c'mon, he thought, it was just a freaking one night stand!

He scowled at the dented piece of tin, his look almost willing it to burst into flames and melt. Not only that, but some how, some almost incomprehensible way, his mother and sister found out, damn women and their gossiping ways! Now he's getting chewed out at home, his sister, the feminist, wanted to neuter him, he heard her talking about it with his mom, and she considered it before saying no, she did a lot worse. His mom didn't talk to him, barely even looked at him. Yelling is one thing but forced ignorance…

He winced at the thought that now not only did his friends hate him, his family did too, so did Akamaru, though his pal took pity on him and only spoke to him about missions and stuff like that. He should cut off his kibble… though Kiba wouldn't do that, even if Akamaru hated his guts (metaphorically speaking. I believe that Kiba's guts would be very appetizing to any animal, even with the slight tang of dog).

Looking up at the mockingly blue sky, Kiba growled and started to head off in a random direction, trying to leave the repercussions of his past behind, as he disappeared into the crowd.

The cerulean blue eyes opened to the light coming in from the window, a groan escaped from pink lips as the figure turned over underneath the sheets. Two weeks, two weeks of fatigue, appetite and running from Kiba. The damn mutt must be diseased.

Naruto opened his eyes again, he had to get up, and he had to get his mind off of that night. That cold, horrible night… he shuddered. Every day that night appeared in his memory, glimpses, but vivid glimpses. He wandered out to his kitchen, dressed in only his loud orange boxers, and proceeded to grab a bowl of instant ramen from the cupboard. It's the strangest thing but whenever Naruto was not feeling sleepy, he felt hungry, famished even, all this eating was practically burning a hole in his wallet and he was sure he was gaining weight.

As he waited for his ramen to 'cook' the young man leaned against the counter, staring down at his stomach, he clearly gained a bit of fat. His belly looked flabby, the muscles that graced his flesh seemed to have melted into a bulging mass of fat, it's definitely time to go on a diet… but all those thoughts vanished when he felt another pang of hunger. Smiling to himself, the blond picked up the bowl and some chopsticks and sat down at the table, with a quick 'thank-you' he opened the flap-

-and stopped.

The smell. THE SMELL!

Naruto immediately made a beeline to the bathroom where he vomited in the toilet. What the- retch. It took a while of breathing deeply through his mouth before Naruto felt well enough to look up from the bathroom floor, across the hall, at the lonely cup on his table. Oh GODS!

"NO!"

The scream rang out through Konoha and beyond. Birds fled, dogs howled, deer looked up from their grazing. Something was definitely wrong.

Almost twenty minutes passed before the door slammed open, waking the sleeping Tsunade, "wha-"

"TSUNADE-BAACHAN, HELP!"

Bolting upright, the Fifth Hokage of Konoha looked at Naruto, the only person in the whole of Konohagakure who could yell like that. But that wasn't a yell, that was a scream, a scream that promised sleepless days ahead… again.

Naruto looked absolutely horrible, his eyes were sunken in with dark rings under them, his skin was unnaturally pale, even against his tan, the boy was obviously sick but… "Naruto? What's wrong?" She said as she rushed around her desk to hold his face, checking the boy's temperature, though a little too affectionately.

It's been a few years since she met the boy but Tsunade felt that she knew the boy all his life, like he was her own grandson. Like her little brother, her annoying, loud-mouthed, obnoxious little brother. Of course she was concerned about his wellbeing, anyone would.

His face felt cold and clammy underneath her hands, his breathing heavy and ragged. From his eyes, Tsunade could tell that he was scared, "I- I don't know! I'm tired and sick and- and- I CANT EAT RAMEN!"

Tsunade forced the blond to sit down and, catching movement out of the corner of her eye, she looked up to see her apprentice standing in the doorway. Seeing her made Tsunade smile inwardly, good old Shizune, "Shizune! Water!" Barking her orders the woman looked back at Naruto who was looking downward and breathing deeply, "calm down, Naruto," her words were soothing, "tell me what's wrong."

With one final deep breath, Naruto waited a few seconds before explaining his afflictions. Tsunade's eyebrows rose when she was told about what made him sick, ramen? The boy loves ramen! He almost smells of the stuff, he practically sweats the stuff! She wandered away from the boy to gaze out the window as Shizune came back, handing Naruto a glass of water, his symptoms turning around in her mind, "…and you've seem to have gained some weight…" She added quietly.

"Oh like you're so hot?"

Tsunade whirled around to face the boy, who was scowling at her, Shizune was petrified. The boy suddenly blinked, looking surprised at what he said, "What did you say?" Tsunade's voice was like thin ice cracking, and Naruto danced across it just now.

"I- I don't know what's going on with me!" Now the boy looked like he was on the verge of tears, causing Tsunade to soften. She gave Shizune a look and nodded, making the signal to her apprentice that this is more important than paperwork and meetings. As Shizune walked out the door to cancel all of Tsunade's appointments, the Sanin knelt beside the whimpering blond and took one of his hands in hers, "don't worry Naruto, we'll get to the bottom of this."

Naruto looked at Tsunade and gave her a weak smile, knowing that, soon, everything will be alright.

"Kiba?"

The brunette looked up from his coffee to see Neji, Shikamaru, Chogi, and Ino standing over him. Kiba sighed and gave them all a scowl, "what? Come to chew me out again?"

It was Ino that spoke, shaking her head, she looked down at Kiba nervously, "… look, though we do not approve of what you did… we don't think you should be punished like this just because you've acted like a-"

She stopped herself before she said it but Kiba knew what she was about to say, 'dog', everyone's a comedian…

Shikamaru picked up where Ino left off, "we've known you since we started at the academy, you've always acted like a bit of a dufus but you're still our dufus. So long as you've learned your lesson-"

"-and treat women with more respect!"

"-Thank you, Ino, and treat women with more respect, we'll stick by you, no matter what."

Kiba couldn't help but smile, even though they ignored him for two weeks, he was glad that they were still friends. The four other Nins smiled back, "so where's Sakura and Lee?"

Neji, still smiling, wrapped his arm around Shikamaru's shoulder and looked at the Inuzuka, "Lee is off training and Sakura is working at the hospital."

Kiba nodded, "and Naruto?"

At the mention of the blond's name, all four shinobi looked at one another; Shikamaru was the one who answered this time, "Naruto hasn't been feeling well, most of the time he's been sleeping in his apartment."

Kiba looked at the Nara and frowned, "so he doesn't know about what happened?"

"Oh I think he knows, he's just been sick."

The frown on Kiba's features did not disappear, he was a little worried about the blond, usually an illness wouldn't last for more than a few days to a week, but to last for more than that… "Hmm… maybe I'll head over to his place, see how he's doing…"

The four nodded at him and asked to let them know how the knucklehead is doing before parting ways. Getting up from his drink while leaving the money on the table, the brunette wandered out of the little café and headed for Naruto's apartment.

The blond in question was currently lying on a bed, his coat draped over a chair, exposing his bare chest. While it would be a more practical to do tests in a hospital, after Naruto fainted in the hallway, Tsunade decided it would be better to place him under her direct care. Shortly after her inception as Hokage, Tsunade had a small infirmary installed in the mansion for cases such as this.

Taking a deep breath, Naruto looked up at the cold fluorescents above him until he couldn't stare at the light anymore. Then he looked at Tsunade who was writing something down on a clipboard, with a sigh she looked up at the boy and walked over to him, setting the clipboard on the bedside table the medic frowned down at Naruto.

It's strange, Naruto has been sick before but usually the fox's chakra takes care of the illness within a few hours or so, but for him to faint… As soon as they got him on the bed the hooked the boy up to an IV drip and took samples of his blood. They finally had that part of the room sealed in plastic, in case whatever was affecting Naruto was viral.

"Naruto, I'm going to check your chakra and seal to make sure that everything is alright with your system, ok?"

With his nod, Tsunade rubbed her hands together, "just relax." She spread her hands out to the top of his body, sending pulses of her own chakra out at his system; she checked his chakra flow and physical body simultaneously for any abnormalities. Finding nothing she moved down the boy's body, to his legs and back up to the seal, which she saved for last.

As she concentrated on the swirling black mark she felt something else, something that made her stop and gasp. Naruto looked up at her with a smirk, "what? That fox trying to kill me now?"

But Tsunade didn't smile; instead her lips were pressed tight together. She walked over to a tall tower of a machine resting on the other side of the room. The tower had a television screen resting on top which she turned on when she wheeled the tower over to Naruto's bed, the screen was grey. Just then Shizune walked into the infirmary with Naruto's medical file, when she saw the machine, her brow creased into a frown, she set the files on the table and stood by Tsunade's side.

Naruto didn't know what to make of the machine, "what's that?" He asked with a frown mirroring that of Shizune's.

Tsunade looked at Naruto as she took a large, razor-like object from the side of the machine, a white cable connected it to the tower, "this is an ultrasound, Naruto. It will allow us to see your insides."

Frowning, Naruto watched as Tsunade prepped the ultrasound, taking a tube of clear gel from a drawer in the tower, the Hokage warned the boy that it would feel cold before she poured some over the seal on his stomach. With the machine prepped Tsunade applied the device to his stomach, moving the round bulb over the tan flesh, a grey picture appeared on the screen.

Tsunade noticed that Naruto's regular six pack faded into a flat bulge, fat dissolved the muscles. At first she was concerned that Naruto contracted some form of mono but the Kyuubi's chakra would have taken care of it quickly. Which made her think that it was a new bioweapon created by another village, it has happened before. Then she felt the pulse….

The scene that showed up on the screen was a bunch of grey blobs to Naruto, he felt Tsunade push the wand over his skin, sending shivers up his spine. Naruto was wondering how long it was going to take until he heard Tsunade gasp and Shizune utter a little scream of fright. Blinking at the two, seeing their horrified expressions, he looked back at the screen. The image was mostly a field of splotchy grey but right there, right in the middle there was a tiny pocket of black with a grey bean inside.

"What the hell is that?" Naruto's voice was a whisper, shaken with fright, but the two medics ignored him.

"I-Impossible." Tsunade.

"Is that what I think it is?" Shizune sounded shocked, almost breathless.

Tsunade's hands were shaking but she managed to keep the bulb in the same spot while her other hand turned a few knobs on the ultrasound. With chakra manipulation shinobi sought out its uses in many different fields, medicine was no exception. These experiments also led to the discovery of many technological marvels including the ability to bring up a live image of a person's chakra fields. The screen changed to a vibrant blue, Naruto could just barely pick out flowing streams in the blue drifting lazily across the field. There was a solid cloud of red near the top of the screen, some of it disappearing into the streams of blue. At the direct center of the screen the red and blue were merging violently, flowing into a lazy whirlpool, joining at the center into a tiny cloud of purple.

Now Tsunade's voice was level, a scowl on her porcelain features, "alert the lab, tell them to screen for HCG's and testosterone levels, this is priority one, Shizune."

Shizune was frozen, staring at the multicolored screen until Tsunade yelled at her to get going.

Naruto was frightened now, he looked from the screen to Tsunade and back, his breathing and heart rate rapid. "Tsunade-Baachan, what the hell is going on?"

Tsunade looked at the boy, her face stern and serious, "Naruto, calm down."

"Don't tell me to calm down, what the fuck is wrong with me, tell me you old hag!"

Thinking quickly, Tsunade made a seal, interrupting Naruto's chakra with a genjutsu, sending him off to sleep. Breathing evenly, the Hokage shut the ultrasound off and wiped the gel away, she finally placed a blanket over Naruto's sleeping form to keep him warm. Taking a few minutes, she stared at the boy, the boy so much like her brother, she pushed a lock of hair out of his face and made a silent promise to the boy that she will protect him once again.

Even with all of the medical lab's resources put on hold and the technicians working at top speed, Naruto's blood work still took a few hours to push through. These hours of quiet Tsunade surged through the Hokage mansions library to find some explanation to Naruto's condition, jutsu's, medical anomalies, and organisms. Despite the Leaf's extensive collection of forbidden scrolls none have even made reference to Naruto's condition.

Growling in frustration, Tsunade took it out on a desk before stepping out of the library. The lab results should be back by now and Naruto will be waking up soon, the jutsu she used on him would only knock him out for a few minutes. She rushed back up to the infirmary to find Shizune sitting by Naruto's bed with a file in her lap, the young man still sleeping. She quietly stepped over to her handmaiden, holding out her hand for the file, "well?"

Shizune nodded, passing the file over to her mistress before looking back at Naruto, "It's just as you-as we suspected…"

Tsunade felt the chill roll up and down her spine while she opened the file, she read the readouts twice, praying the numbers to change. They didn't.

A soft moan from the bed drew the pair's attention to Naruto, now opening his eyes, he looked at the women, a little confused at first and suddenly mad, he quickly sat up on the bed, pointing a finger at the Hokage, "YOU! You used a jutsu on me! How long was I out for?" He turned to Shizune who shrugged, stepping back from the blond's fury.

"Calm down Naruto!" Tsunade yelled over the boy, leaning over to check his fever, making him flinch a little, his head felt cool to her touch. "How are you feeling?"

Naruto scowled at the woman, "Tch, better, now what's going on with me?"

Tsunade sighed and nodded to Shizune, "I think it would be best if we discussed this in my office. Shizune, help him."

Despite Naruto's protests, the three went back to the main office of the Hokage, it was in the late afternoon now, and the sunlight was more of a strong yellow now. Shizune helped Naruto into a chair while Tsunade sat down on her desk, tossing a mound of paper aside, Shizune stood next to her, both staring at the young man in front of them, his jacket open.

They all stared at each other for a while until Naruto got impatient and yelled at them again to get on with it.

Tsunade's eye twitched in annoyance at the blond's attitude but let it slide based upon his current condition. Sighing to herself, she managed to get the explanation in order, "Naruto, you say you've been sick for two weeks now, correct?"

He nodded, "yeah, yeah! I've been feeling really shitty, like all the energy is being sucked away from me. What is it? Does it have to do with that bean thing on that machine?"

"In a way… Naruto, there really is no easy way to say this… your hormone levels are off the charts, your body is displaying high levels of estrogen and HCG… hormones only found in pregnant women."

"Eh?"

"In short, biologically speaking, you're knocked up."

"EH? WHAT THE FUCK?" In the middle of his outburst, his voice cracked a little, making him blush.

Tsunade waited a few seconds before continuing with her explanation, "currently we do not know how and why you are… with child, but we will find out, Naruto."

"Is this some kind of sick joke?" Naruto growled at the woman sitting across from him, he leant forward a little, he was starting to feel nauseous again. He thought to himself that there had better be a good explanation to the joke because he was about to throw up all over the old hag in front of him.

Tsunade only shook her head, giving him a beady stare, "I would never joke about this, Naruto. The lab results only confirmed what we saw on the ultrasound. That 'bean-thing' as you called it, is a fetus, somehow your body has changed to accommodate pregnancy, which would explain the drain on your system, it would take a lot of energy for your body to morph into a childbearing state."

"You mean I'm a woman?" he exclaimed.

"No, to be more precise you are both," Tsunade looked at the file again, "your testosterone levels are still in the norm; however they are being balanced out by high levels of estrogen. Not enough to make you a woman but enough to support the pregnancy."

"This is not happening, this …" Naruto repeated the sentence over and over again like a mantra, even going so far as to start pinching himself, hoping to wake himself up from this nightmare, from every man's nightmare.

He was shaken back into the world by Tsunade calling his name, "…uto, Naruto! Snap out of it, we will help you as best we can but right now we should tell your partner about this."

Naruto perked up, "my partner?"

Tsunade nodded, "yes, you can't just get pregnant by yourself, Naruto, even with shadow clones," she quickly snapped that box of images shut, "who is your partner? Who is the man you… did it with?"

Naruto stammered, he remembered very well who it was, but he didn't want to say it.

"Who is it, Naruto? Answer me this instant!" Tsunade was not going to let this one slide, she would be damned if some boy came along and got the blond pregnant without her consent… now there's a sentence Tsunade never thought she'd say.

Naruto got quiet, looking down at his knees, his hands gripping his pants tightly, trying to fight back the tears, it was all so overwhelming, he didn't have the strength left to fight back, "… Kiba… it was Kiba."

Tsunade blinked at the answer, "Inuzuka Kiba? Never thought you two would become a couple, we-"

"No…"

"Hm?"

"No, it's not… like that…"

Tsunade and Shizune frowned, "what do you mean Naruto?"

It took the boy a few seconds, finally he took a deep breath and told them, "It was supposed to be a prank…"

When Naruto told them the story, Tsunade and Shizune were shocked, to say the least. Shizune immediately rushed over to hold the shaking boy while the tears dripped down to his pants. When Naruto walked up to Kiba as Nikkei, the dog boy offered to buy him/ her a drink. The next thing he/she knew he was being led off into the forest where Kiba raped the drugged Nikkei. The drug that put Naruto under paralyzed him so he was unable to even dispel the jutsu, let alone scream while Kiba plundered him in such a revolting way. He didn't know when he blacked out but he was blissfully unaware of what happened until Kiba took the guys to the clearing where he carried Nikkei to over his shoulder the night before.

When Naruto was finished the story he was weeping openly, crying against Shizune while she held him to her chest like a mother. Uttering soft, comforting words to him.

Tsunade on the other hand did not feel pity for Naruto, she felt sorry for him yes but she didn't feel pity. She felt anger, anger at the Inuzuka brat who hurt Naruto, who raped him brutally. She stepped over to the window, staring out at the bustling village, her eyes burning holes in the glass and several buildings beyond. She then saw 'it', not him, humans take care of others, animals- no, animals take care of their own as well. He was a thing, the object of her rage. Less than human, less than animal, less than scum, on the same level as those who harmed her brother, who killed him for information, an act of war. What 'it' did was worse. Tsunade recognized the brown hair, the markings on the cheeks, the beast of a dog walking beside him. She saw red, she saw the boy, she saw the smirk, she saw the chair….

Kiba lazily walked along side the fence to the Hokage's manor, Akamaru right beside him. He tried to see Naruto but his apartment was empty, the door unlocked. He sighed to himself, Kiba wandered around in search of the blond, trying to find him to apologize for what he did. Despite them being rivals, he liked the knucklehead. He was a good friend and stood up for his promises and values, and he was a barrel of laughs when he got going. He smirked at the countless memories of the bone head.

Putting his arms behind his head, Kiba was just about to head home when he heard the sound of glass shattering and the scream "INUZUKA!"

He looked up only to just barely avoid being killed by a chair. Looking at the chair, smashed and broken on the side of the road, he heard a second scream of rage and looked up just in time to see the screaming shadow coming at him.

A/N: I'm baaaaaack :)

Naruto: OH HELL NO! *runs*

*puts him in a collar and leash and tugs him back* As I was saying, I have returned by semi-popular demand. I have done so much since I left you, oh how must you think of me, how you all must have wept *dramatic despair pose* you poor unfortunate souls... in pain, in need... sorry about that. Anyway, so much has happened since I left, Naruto has grown up so much, he's not cute anymore, he's handsome, but not cute, sorry sweetie. I have loved and lossed, several times, new mangas have come and gone in my life, several will stay in my heart... oh Fairy Tail :3.

I hope you've enjoyed this latest chapter, I will try to update a bit more often now, I really need to get back into writing, I've been doing too much reading. x.x. Hope you've all had a great summer!