Warning: Spoilers

Chapter 2

"Hokage-sama, I wish to tell you something," Kakashi stated.

"What is it?"

"Do you know of a girl named Sakura?"

"Haruno Sakura? She's a genin,"

"Ah yes, I saw her training the other day...and her..uh...training methods were rather special,"

"How is she special?"

"She punched a tree, destroyed it, and healed it. She also called me Kakashi-sensei,"

"Oh? I didn't know Sakura-chan had such skills,"

"Her skills rival Tsunade-sama's skills,"

"Hm...I see, what do you suggest we do?"

"I would like her to be part of my genin team, "

"Okay, but you shouldn't demand to your Hokage,"

"..."

"Naruto, why don't you go sit beside Hinata-chan?" Sakura glanced slyly towards Hinata

"Eh? But I wanted to sit beside you, Sakura-chan!"

"Just go, Naruto!"

"Okay..."

No, Naruto could not sit beside Hinata because Akamaru was sitting on it.

"Hey, Iruka-sensei is coming!"

Sakura and Naruto quickly sat beside Sasuke.

"Why did you sit beside teme, Sakura-chan?!"

"Huh? Oh! I didn't know you were there, Sasuke!"

Yes, literally the whole classroom had their mouths gaping. Even Sasuke grunted "Hn." Naruto, who was very VERY confused, flailed his arms in front of Sakura's face. In fact, the movement was so violent that Naruto fell and his face...smashed into Sasuke's lips. (You know what happened here)

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA," Sakura started to laugh maniacally

"I never knew that THIS could be so funny back then,"

And before poor Naruto could get beaten by the fangirls, Sakura managed to make them cry by saying,

"Now, now, calm down. We now have the evidence that Sasuke is gay, so go to your emo corners and cry,"

And they did.

"Starting today, you are all official ninjas, but you guys are new genin. You will all be in a group of three, where you will accomplish missions under a jounin teacher,"

"...Next, Team 7. Uzumaki Naruto. Haruno Saku-"

"Yeah!" Naruto and Sakura screeched.

"-ra. Uchiha Sasuke."

"Nooooo," Wails from the fangirls and Naruto were heard.

"You will all meet your jounin instructor later," Iruka managed to finish.

"Maybe I'll go sleep in that bench for awhile...Ah, deja vu,"

"Oh, wait! Sasuke (Naruto in disguise) should come right now. I totally embarrassed myself them,"

"You have a charming, wide forehead...that makes me want to kiss it," Sasuke/err,Naruto said.

Sakura gagged

"Ew! Don't say it...you make it sound so disgusting!"

"Huh? Ah, uh, well, NOT!Only Naruto will say something like that. I just wanted to ask you about him,"

"He's a good kid and a cheerful one, too. And because he's a good kid, I don't want him to be alone. I'll be his friend and help him throughout all his troubles. Because that's what friends do, right?"

Naruto was left speechless. Slowly tears were gathering.

"...Aw that's-"

Naruto ran away clenching his stomach with a weird expression.

"Where's Naruto?"

The real Sasuke came by.

"Huh? Naruto disguised as you and talked to me awhile,"

"That dobe," Sasuke muttered.

Team 7 were inside a classroom waiting for their new teacher. Sakura knowing that Kakashi will be late, she began to form ideas in her head.

"We'll soon go on a mission to the Wave Country and face Haku and Zabuza. They must not die but at the same time, not cause any more deaths. They will be resurrected during the Fourth Shinobi War and used as war dolls. Kakashi-sensei is probably getting suspicious of me, so I'll have to act quietly. Ah! I cannot forget Kabuto either. He's still in Konoha, but he's probably a spy for both Danzo and Orochimaru. I'll have to finish him,"

Naruto put the board eraser above the doorway.

"You're gonna get in trouble, Naruto," Sakura snickered after having a flashback of what Kakashi had said to them when they first saw each other.

"It's his fault for being late!"

As everyone (as in you guys) expected, Kakashi fell for the prank and said...wait for it...

"How should I say this? My first expression of you guys are,'I hate you'"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Are you okay, Sakura-chan?"

"Hahaha, I'm so sorry it's just that, ahahahaha, hearing you say it again is so funny!"

"Oh? You heard me say it before?"

"No, never mind just forget it,"

"Anyway, why don't you introduce yourselves?"

"Like what?"

"Of what you like, hate, your dreams, and your hobbies?"

"Hey,hey, why don't you introduce yourself first, sensei?" Naruto demanded

"I'm Hatake Kakashi. I have no intention of telling you my likes and dislikes. As for my dream...I have few hobbies...Now it's your turn,"

"All we learned is your name!" Sakura said, again.

"I'm Uzumaki Naruto! I like cup ramen. But I like the ramen Iruka-sensei buys for me at Ichiraku even more! I hate the three minutes I have to wait for the ramen to get ready. My hobby is to eat and compare the cup ramens! And my dream is to become greater than the Hokages! I'm going to make the villagers to recognize my existence!"

"Okay, next,"

"I'm Haruno Sakura. I like to punch things. I hate evil guys, but I love to punch them. My dream is convert things from gloomy to happy! My hobbies are to practice my medic skills. I've seen you before, right Kakashi-sensei?"

"Ah, yes. You sure had great skills,"

"Skills? That annoying girl?"

"Oh, shut up, Sasuke. You're just jealous because Kakashi-sensei is cuter than you. I think I should fangirl him instead."

Insert sweat drop.

"I, uh, thank you for the compliment, Sakura-chan. You're next,"

"My name is Uchiha Sasuke. There are many things that I hate, and there aren't a lot of things that I like. Also, I have an ambition that I have no intention to leave just as a dream. The revival of my clan, and to...kill a certain m- oof,"

"Quit being gloomy, Sasuke, you'll get wrinkled like a grandpa!" Sakura exclaimed while hitting Sasuke's back. Sasuke responded by giving a death glare to which Sakura just smiled goofily.

"Yeah, teme!"

She was totally having fun messing up her fangirl image.

"O-okay, well, we're going to have a survival test that has a dropout rate of 66% tomorrow. Make sure you bring your shinobi equipment at 5 A.M. at the training ground."

"Dropout rate of 66%? That's crazy!"

Kakashi just poofed away.

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The next chapter is sad, but it is necessary.