We were staking out at laboratory 5, again. the worst part was lust put me on guard patrol, with envy. I don't get why we have to always be partnered together! I mean-
'Insanity! Pay attention!' I heard envy say through the walkie- talkie. 'right!' i replied. but it has been so boring! no one really comes to this labratory and if they did number 66 and the others will get them! that is anyone besides fullmetal pipsqueak.
He is one of my 2 top problems. Edward elric pisses me the fuck off. Hes always using cheap tricks with alchemy to beat everyone! its not like hes beaten me before but envy...
Envy. thats my other problem. i've been getting all weird around him. he's been weird too. We aren't fighting as much anymore and we are kind of... god i don't want to say it, getting along. if this feeling in my stomach doesn't stop i swear to god i will freak the fuck out.
back to the stakeout. i think i have been talking about my problems too much because i think i just saw edward and alphonse elric beat number 66. i rubbed my eyes and looked again. sure enough it is the same red coat and suit of armor that i see way too much.
'Envy! fullmetal pipsqueak is over here fighting the twins in the armor!' i reported, urgence clear in my voice. oh this is gonna be fun. 'i'll warn lust!' he replied. i started heading to the room fullmetal pipsqueak was in, but hid behind a wall to wait for everyone else.
it felt like forever until envy, lust, and gluttony got here, but it was so worth it to see the look on their faces when they saw their current hope for answers die (well sort of die) by lusts hand. then it was envy and i's turn.
we proceeded to beat the shit out of him until he had enough. i made it envys job to carry him outside.
im glad thats over, but my envy problem. for example, we hi fived eachother after we beat him to a pulp! Although, i kind of like getting along with envy. Wait, am i falling in LOVE? no thats impossible! homunculi cant fall in love...