Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
Clinton sent the president a displeased glare.
"Give us the Chaos Emeralds already or we'll show you what pain and justice mean!"
At that very moment, Edgeworth drew his dagger and approached Obama furiously.
Komaeda was not surprised about the incoming attack. He lunged forward to break up the fight between Obama and Edgeworth.
But Madoka was prepared. She finally snapped and stabbed Komaeda swiftly, she's had enough.
Our three heroes were convinced that Obama was their last opponent and that he indeed stole the Chaos Emeralds.
"Shrek is love...Shrek is life" Obama moaned as he had finally defeated the last twelve year old n00b.
Suddenly, Mink crashed through the ceiling, showing off some sick trix on his hella rad motorcycle.
"You wanna fuckin go?"
Obama wasn't this unprepared since he read that Uke!Layton/Seme Legal Luke! on . He braced himself for the impact.
Suddenly, Clinton dropped his bazooka and stepped forward.
"Obama-kun, I... I've always loved you. Will you be my girlfriend?"
Obama sighed. He knew this love couldn't be. "I'm sorry Bill-chan...my kokoro belongs to Bill Nye the Science Guy.
"Shimatta... I'm sorry Obama-kun, but it can't be averted!"
Clinton picked up his bazooka. Tears began streaming down his face. He took the president down with just one shot.
All Obama-kun remembered was a pool of blood and eternal darkness...