AN: Next chapter out so soon? Of course! Inspiration for the story is coming along greatly, and I'm just cranking out chapter left and right!

Pairings:

Naruto x Georgia x Nurse Joy x Elesa

Naruto x Juniper x Cynthia x Jessie x James (Family)

Jessie x James

Naruto's pokemon:

Swampert (Numachi)
Garchomp (Shiza)
Haunter (Kyofu)
Alakazam (Sonzai)
Absol (Yugameru)
Luxray (Reserve) (Raizen)
Toxicroak (Reserve) (Kega)
Marowak (Reserve) (Gunji)
Hitmonlee (Reserve) (Rock Lee)
Scizor (Reserve) (Tsuin)
Genesect (Reserve) (Tekio)
Salamence (Madara)
Darkrai (Reserve) (Kage)
Typhlosion (Reserve) (Shinju)
Metagross (Reserve) (Haka)
Haxorus (Reserve) (Kenpachi)

Continue voting on who you want Georgia's pokemon to be. I am intent on having you guys participate in the story.

This chapter is more humorous than the last three, so expect some kind of weirdness.

(Chapter 4- Ice Cold)

He hated cold places, snow, and things having to do with coolness in general. He never knew why, he just always did, and stayed away from Ice-Type pokemon as much as possible because of it. Yeah, he was capable of working with one, but to actually capture one and train it?

Hell no!

Naruto Uchiha trudged onwards and forwards, covered head to toe in warm clothing. He still wore the same clothes underneath his leather jacket, coupled with a thermal coat. The others had also put on warmer clothes, with the two girls deciding to wear tights and heavier coats than the boys, while the boys wore roughly the same clothes, just longer and warmer.

If he had been alone, Naruto would have called out Shinju and asked him to keep him warm, but that would be an abuse of a pokemon's abilities, and so he just trudged through the deepening snow in a foul mood.

Freezer Lake had gained it's name for two reasons, the first was that it had a massive lake that housed a lot of Water and Ice pokemon, the second reason was because it was fucking cold there! Seriously, it was so cold that most people stayed away from it.

Naruto felt that those people had enough sense to not even WANT to come here.

But, it was the fastest way to get to Nimbasa City, and time was pretty important. Contacts and informants only had information for a set amount of time before moving on, and this specific contact was incredibly fickle when it came to money and time. So much so, Naruto was afraid they wouldn't make it.

Looking ahead against the bitter winds, he saw a log cabin version of the Pokemon Centers and sighed in relief. That meant warmth. Warm beds, warm food, warm clothes...did he mention warm beds?

Shaking his head, he pointed to the building and said above the howling wind. "Guys, there's a pokemon center up ahead! We should get moving to it!"

At their cold and freezing nods, the group of five made their way to the Center. Despite it not being all that far away, it felt like hours to them, due to an increase in the winds that now stirred up snow to create a massive flurry of the white frozen water particles. Stefan, by the time they made it to the door, had nostril sickles, and Cylan had his arms frozen to his sides.

Once they got to the doors, opened them, and made it inside, they all sighed in relief. That had been one of the longest, worst travelling conditions they had ever been in. Looking around, they found that it had a log cabin kind of feel to it, but there was no Nurse Joy to be seen. There had to be one, obviously, as the building was too well taken care of to not have one.

Walking to the front desk, Naruto reached out and rang the bell. After a moment, footsteps were heard as the door to the back opened, revealing a younger, around his age, Nurse Joy. She had the same pink hair in the same hairstyle as the others, as well as the same eyes, but she wore a two piece bikini that was red and showed off her rather impressive bust. She smiled at Naruto and asked in a cheery tone. "Can I help you?"

"Uh...yeah. We need a place to stay for the night, and..." It was really difficult to stay focused when the girl in front of him was incredibly beautiful and wearing such revealing clothes. Hey, he may have been more mature than others his age, but, like most men, he was a pervert when it came to cute and sexy girls and woman.

"Oh!" The member of the Joy family jumped in happiness, making her breasts bounce in their bikini, attracting much attention from the three males, and glares from the smaller chested girls. She was what, sixteen? And she already had DD-Cups? How was that fair? "You need a place to stay? Well, it just so happens that we have rooms available!"

"Excuse me, but is there anyone else staying here?" Iris asked politely, trying to at least be civil and not be depressed about having the smallest chest out of all the girls here.

"Um, yes, there is a group of two trainers here with a Meowth, too. They checked in a bit before you did." Joy said after checking the books. Naruto perked up at that.

"Next question: Why are you in a bikini?" Georgia asked, trying to hide her annoyance at the scandalously clad girl. She had a nice chest, not too big, not too small, just right for her. But, as she was a competitive person, she did like to have a challenge.

Joy paused to think before she replied. "Well, it gets so cold here that I converted the back room to an Oasis. I was tanning when you arrived."

Oh, that made sense. Just randomly having an Oasis in your backroom, yeah, it made total sense. But hey, who were they to complain? They lived in a world where animals are pitted against each other in battles that, while not life and death most of the time, can be considered animal cruelty by PETA. But, goddammit, some shit just can't randomly happen!

Like now, for instance, such an obvious plot point being created by a higher power, who apparently has the ability to command what happens in the world to their will, when will the insanity ever end!

Naruto and the others, including the Joy, paused as they suddenly felt as if their entire lives were being written out for amusement by some greater being, and felt suddenly empty. Not that it mattered, as they had more pressing matters to attend to.

"So...we can have a room?" Cylan asked in a hopeful voice. His arms were still frozen, as they hadn't of been inside very long and he was still really freaking cold. He had no idea that Freezer Lake was THIS cold! Sure, it was regarded as one of the harshest, coldest places in all of Unova, but he just thought that the rumors were just that, rumors!

"Of course!" The Joy said. "But first, my name is Amy Joy, please to meet you!"

"Naruto Uchiha, a pleasure." Stated said person with a nod.

"Cylan Temple, a great honor to meet you." Cylan said happily as he struggled to move his arms.

"Stefan De Senghor." The redhead said.

Georgia just waved. "My names Georgia."

"Iris! It's great to meet you!" The ever energetic girl said enthusiastically, as if she wasn't as cold as the others.

"Well follow me to the main lodge and we'll warm you up. I just need more...appropriate clothing." Amy said in a happy tone Joy's were known for. "It wouldn't do for me to walk around in such indecent attire."

They nodded and she went back into the back room, before she came out in the regular Nurse Joy uniform, except the white parts were black and the pink parts were purple. It was kind of a nice change from the boring pink and white, and Naruto had to admit it looked pretty cute. Ame seemed to be way different from the normal Nurse Joys, and it was quite...refreshing to him.

They followed after her to the main lodge and were all pleasantly surprised to find that it was much warmer and brighter than any other Pokemon Center they had been to. While others had grey, metallic walls, this one kept the wooden cabin feel and gave off a Winter Lodge sort of warmth. Large, overstuffed couches and chairs surrounded a fire place, and there was the smell of hot chocolate in the air as they all sat down and warmed up in the nice heat.

And Cylan's arms thawed, much to his pleasure.

It was such a nice atmosphere, that Naruto found himself falling into a hazy sleep, something he was grateful for. It had been some of the absolute most insane and chaotic days in his entire life, and he had noticed that he was missing a lot of sleep because of the stress from them all combined.

So, in all actuality, it was a blessing to be able to fall asleep so easily and so fast.

And while his dreams would be far from sugar plums dancing in his head, it sure as hell wouldn't be as bad as the fucking cold.

Seriously, it was way too cold here, even for Freezer Lake. There had to be some reason for the freakishly horrid cold that permeated the warm interior of the Pokemon Center.

It was something he would have to look into when he had the time.

(A Little Later)

Everyone in his group had rested, and were ready to go, but Amy had stopped them and basically ordered them to eat breakfast with her and the other guests. Not being one to turn away a free, and offered, meal, Naruto had all but forced each of them to breakfast after they had all gotten into their warmer clothes.

They followed the member of the Joy family as they traversed through the building, all the while smelling a delicious breakfast that had been prepared. "It's been quite a while since I've had any kind of visitor, so I made a large breakfast for everyone to enjoy."

"Thank you, I'm certain it will be delicious." Naruto said, seeing as everyone else was still grumbling about being woken up at such an early time of the morning, unused to the schedule that, apparently, both Naruto and Amy seemed to both have. Naruto just naturally rose with the sun, and grew tired when it went away, so as to maximize all of the hours of daylight he had.

Amy...well...she was just an early riser.

Entering the dining room, they saw what had to be the strangest group of people they had ever seen. It wasn't so much their clothes that made them strange, nor their appearance, but how different they acted, and yet they all seemed to be related.

The first man was, without a doubt, a large kabuki actor. His clothes just screamed he had a flare for the overdramatic, and the way he was gesturing wildly around with his chopsticks as he ate rice was proof enough. Coupled with his long white hair and the red markings on his face, he looked rather comical. Beside him was a Polyswagg who followed the man's actions, like they were rehearsed.

The second man was pale, incredibly so, with slitted eyes like an Arbok colored golden, and long dark hair. Something about him seemed...off, and disturbed Naruto deeply as he shivered at his appearance. Beside him was a Toxicroak.

The next one was an incredibly well endowed woman, seriously, her breasts were incredibly and ridiculously large, almost comically, and Naruto had no doubts that she could crush a can of coke with just her boobs. She had a Pigknight next to her, and it was dressed in a vest and a beaded necklace.

It was rather awkward, Naruto realized, that they had entered just when the big breasted woman had slugged the white haired man across the face, showing a very frightening amount of strength as she did, and her Pigknight slugged the Polyswagg, too. Afterwards, she sat down with as much female dignity as she could, and waited for the new arrivals to sit down before she began to eat.

After everyone was seated, or reseated in two cases, introductions were exchanged. The first to speak was the blonde woman, as she looked at the group and smirked arrogantly. "Why, hello. My name is Tsunade Senju, a pleasure to meet you."

The Arbok like man smirked as his gaze remained fixated on Naruto, who shivered in veiled disgust at the desire in his eyes. "My name is Orochimaru."

That name sent warning bells off in Naruto's head, and when he combined them with the woman-Tsunade-he realized exactly who the last man was. "My name is the Noble Sage Jiraiya! Master of the Water Type, capable of making any lady swoon!"

It came out of his mouth before it could be held back, and he cursed himself for letting it slip out. "The Legendary Three."

(Elsewhere- At the same time)

Obito sighed loudly as he faced off against a member of Konoha, a pokeball held lazily in his gloved hand as he examined his enemy.

The man was fairly tall, with tan skin and dark grey hair, as well as a shaggy beard, smoking a cigarette. He had on a dark blue long sleeved shirt under a forest green flak jacket, with blue pants and boots. He had brought out his pokemon, a Grovyle, and was staring intently at Obito as the man registered what had been 'asked' of him.

"You wish to know where my son is?" The Elder Uchiha asked in a slightly curious voice. It wasn't everyday that you got grilled for information about a son who, for all intents and purposes, was a bastard , having had his existence ignored and denied by both his Mother and Father.

The man, Asuma Sarutobi, growled as he stepped forward threateningly. "Yes, fool. Your 'son' has information vital to Konoha, and the Hokage demands his presence! The last of our reports have of him is that he went into the Wild Zone. Now, we know you know where the boy is, so tell us what we want to know!"

Obito gave a chuckle and mocked the Sarutobi a bit. "Dontcha know? I don't know what you know, so therefore, how could I know if you know that I know that you DON'T know where my son would be?"

If anything, it was a good distraction to confuse Asuma and give Obito some time to make a strategy for his pokemon.

Asuma smirked as he replied. "I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that we DON'T know where your son is, therefore, you must know that we know that you know that we know that you know where your son is."

Nodding, the masked Uchiha replied. "But, if you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know, and I do know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know, coupled with the fact that you know that I know that HE knows that I know that you know that I know that you'll be unconscious in the next five seconds."

True to word, in the confusion created by the distracting and pointless conversation the two men just had, Obito had let out his pokemon in secret and sent it to attack from behind. It was a Druddigon, and not all that sneaky, but it certainly got the attention of the Konoha agent and his Grovyle as it used Giga Impact on them. Asuma didn't know what hit him as he was sent flying into a tree, his Grovyle having been unprepared, had taken a massive beating and was in need of immediate attention.

As for the man himself, he had, at least, both arms dislocated, several cracked ribs, and two compound fractures in both his legs. His stomach was mangled from the rocks and shrapnel sent flying by the attack, and he absently wondered, in his pain riddled mind, if it was a family trait to have incredibly overpowered pokemon capable of defeating strong opponents with incredible ease.

Obito sent his Druddigon back and walked casually up to Asuma and looked down at the man. he didn't have much information on the strength of Konoha or it's members, but he was sure that Asuma wasn't a very strong trainer. If the Sarutobi was a weak trainer, then what was a strong one?

But, what got Obito upset was that they seemed to be targeting his son, Naruto, for some reason, and that didn't sit right with the man. Yes, he wasn't there for the teen. Yes, he had ignored the needs of the family he left behind in exchange for following his dreams.

Did that mean he didn't love the Tyrant of Pokemon? No. He loved his son very much. So much to the point that he had protected the boy by not associating with him, and leaving him with Jade's sister, Juniper. He cared so much, he had sent several of his informants to the task of following the teens standing in the Underground of the world. It had made him proud, however slightly, to see that the teen had become so infamous.

His mother on the other hand...well, she had her own reasons for leaving him with her sister. Some of them stemmed from her line of work as a pokemon Hunter, but most of them from the fact that the kind of life she lead was not a very good place to raise a child, and there's no telling just how fucked up Naruto would have been had he been raised by either of them, alone or together.

Obito carried the sins of his former friends on his shoulders, and hid behind a mask, both physical and metaphorical, to hide his shame and disgrace behind.

Jade was just unaccustomed to caring about anyone other than herself all the time, and had been very worried and anxious all during her pregnancy. Those worries hadn't left her, and Obito knew for a fact that she had some kind of spy looking after Naruto.

Having lived through the Red Ribbon Rebellion, Obito understood that the generation his had given birth to lived in a very bright, happy time, with any and all dangers immediately subdued. This policy of hiding away the darkness had worked, to an extent, but the festering wounds of the past were coming to light in the form of Konoha.

From what the Uchiha knew, Konoha was built by the Red Ribbon Rebellion Army, whose policies were that of complete subservience of any and all pokemon to their will. It was a cruel, hate filled world they wanted, and by all things they were going to try their absolute hardest to bring the current order to it's knees.

Sighing at finding Asuma had fallen unconscious, and knowing he was going to die soon, Obito stood and began the walk back to his current camp, his mind on matters of both duty and family.

(Back with Naruto)

To see these three legends, three people who had become true Pokemon Masters, was something many would find as an honor, a privilege, or even a once in a lifetime event. But for Naruto, it wasn't any of these things.

He fucking hated each one of them.

Having had several run ins with the 'Legendary Three' he knew first hand what kind of people they were when not around their fans or crowds. Despite their 'good' and 'heroic' actions, all three had a hand in something that guaranteed them a personal spot in hell.

Orochimaru, despite being considered one of the foremost experts on Poison-Type pokemon, was a dark, twisted man who preyed on weak pokemon and people. The White Snake, as he was called, had committed thousands of cruel and unusual experiments in the hopes of combining the powers of pokemon to humans, so far being unsuccessful. Not to mention the pleasure he derived from small boys.

Jiraiya, despite his heroic actions during the Red Ribbon Rebellion, had committed many atrocities that had been 'swept under the rug' and was a serial rapist, having had many close encounters with Officer Jenny's about to arrest him, before springing his trap and taking them to one of his many, many whore houses, or, kidnapping members of the Joy family for his own, personal, use.

Tsunade was, without a doubt, the biggest drunk in the world, as well as a bad gambler, having gambled away nearly all of her family's fortune until she had been disowned. Since then, she had become a bitter old woman, brutally demeaning anyone who thought themselves a better Coordinator than her. She was a petty, cruel woman who had made many girls nearly kill themselves.

So, you may understand just WHY Naruto was on edge. To see all three together, when he knew they hated each other, was concerning, and sent his survival instincts into overdrive.

Gently rolling a pokeball to his hand, he held it there as he looked into the grey eyes of Jiraya. The man, and in truth, all three of them, kept his eyes on Naruto, the same as his fellow Legendary Three members.

Sitting down, Naruto grabbed a glass of juice and, subtly, took a sniff as the others ate their food without checking, no doubt excited to see such legendary people. From the glass, he smelt small amounts of an Arbok's paralyzing poison, and nearly scowled as he set the glass down.

"So...what are three 'Legends' doing at Freezer Lake?" He asked amiably. hey, he may hate them all as much as he hated the cold, but he was still civil. "I mean, surely there are other places that could cater to your needs?"
"Oh, for sure. But, we had a special meeting out here, and wanted to find a place to stay and get away from the cold." Jiraiya answered.

"Really? Cool. Then, I guess I should be honored to be in the presen-"

Naruto was interrupted by a very, very impatient Tsunade who glared coldly at him while his friends fell unconscious, thankfully close to him. "Enough with this babble! tell us where you hid the scroll, and we'll let you and your friends live, brat!"

Quietly releasing Sonzai, he answered in a voice as cold as the lake they were at voice. "I have no intention of ever telling you where that scroll is. Besides, why does the Red Ribbon Army, or should I say Konoha, want it?"

"It matters little to you, boy, for your friends shall be dead if you do not tell us." Orochimaru hissed.

"How about...you suck my dick you pale, sickly, pedophiliac, gay ass faggot!" Naruto roared. "Sonzai, teleport!"

In a flash, he and his friends were gone, with Amy having tagged along for the impromptu escape.

(Back with Obito)

The Uchiha looked over Freezer Lake at the distant bright flash of light, and raised an eyebrow. "Why would and Alakazam be all the way out here?"

Setting off to discover the curiosity, Obito looked at his right hand, and glared at the hidden tattoo there. A long time ago, a symbol had been carved into his skin, a symbol of hope and freedom for everyone.

But, as time went on, things began to change, as they were wont to do, and that symbol changed to one of fear and hate. No longer were they heroes, but now, the cruel oppressors. It was why he had attacked the 'Gym Leaders', who were in fact high ranking members of Konoha acting as such.

The symbol that stood there had two symbolisms to it.

The first: the bloody red color that made up the meaning behind it: Spill the blood of your enemies, and save your fallen allies.

The second: a lacy ribbon that wound it's way up to his elbow, a symbol of the unifying force that was the Red Ribbon Rebellion Army in it's glory, before that day.

Before he died.

Before the entire world was engulfed in flame.

Before he had freed Mew.

AN: There are a lot of hints in the second part of the chapter that hint at what the plot is going to be, and I challenge anyone to try and guess just WHY the Red Ribbon Rebellion Army wanted Mew, or why Obito left.

Pokemon:

Sonzai- Mid to High S-Class.

Peace out and await for next chapter, which should be here soon!

Hopefully.