AN: And here we are! Weeks later with a new chapter! I know I've been off the map, but I need to find a good muse, or a series to catch my attention and inspire me.

Pairings:

Naruto x Georgia x Amy x Elesa x Cynthia? (Was suggested by a reviewer, who pointed out a very good plot point of interest to me. Thanks dude.)

Jesse x James

Naruto's pokemon:

Swampert (Numachi)(Male)
Garchomp (Shiza)(Male)
Haunter (Kyofu)(Male)
Alakazam (Sonzai)(Male)
Absol (Yugameru)(Female)
Luxray (Reserve) (Raizen)(Male)
Toxicroak (Reserve) (Kega)(Male)
Marowak (Reserve) (Gunji)(Female)
Hitmonlee (Reserve) (Rock Lee)(Male)
Scizor (Reserve) (Tsuin)(Female)
Genesect (Reserve) (Tekio)(Female)
Salamence (Madara)(Male)
Darkrai (Reserve) (Kage)(Male)
Typhlosion (Reserve) (Shinju)(Male)
Metagross (Reserve) (Haka)(Male)
Haxorus (Reserve) (Kenpachi)(Male)

This is a new chapter, obviously, and it has a bit of humor.

I am trying to decide if I should give Naruto Ash's Pikachu, and if so, how to do so.

(Chapter 7- Banzai, mothafucka)

His eye twitched as he walked into the cafeteria of the ship, and he had to hold back from lashing out in an explosion of angry yelling, swearing, and cursing, he was far too mature and well mannered for that.

Naruto Uchiha was not a morning person. Far from it actually. He despised the morning, and absolutely hated waking up. It was a trait he had discovered during his time in the Wild Zone, when he violently and brutally beat a pokemon with his bare hands that had woken him up. How dare they try to steal one of his eight hours!

But, this morning, his more...excitable pokemon, Kenpachi the Haxorus, had gotten himself out of his pokeball and had nearly crushed Naruto when he tried to act 'friendly' with him by attempting to embrace him while the black haired youth was still asleep. It didn't work out so well because of his sharp talons, tail, tusks, and the general sharpness of his body.

But at least he was free from the cold. He still really hated the cold, and by extension Ice-Types, and was secretly rooting for Global Warming.

He even helped it by emptying hundreds of cans of hairspray.

His mood was already irritable, and the whisperings of the various people he passed didn't help. Most of the whisperings revolved around the bastard son of their boss and Obito, the disgrace, the Tyrant. They did very, very little for his irritability, and Cilan noted that as he sat down next to the teen.

"Well, you certainly look like a ball of sunshine." The green haired teen said with a mirthful laugh. Naruto glared at him with a bloodshot eye as he laid his exhausted head on the metallic tabletop, and he simply gave another laugh. "Oh don't look at me like that. It's not everyday that I get the chance to mess with you."

It was true. Cilan was perhaps the nicest person in the world, something that others noted a lot and abused. He was constantly getting jokes made about his hair color, but hey, he had GREEN FUCKING HAIR! "You know, sometimes I wonder why I even allowed you guys to come with me. Then I realize that I didn't, and you guys forced your way into my Akatsuki group. Yeah, smooth move dude."

"Well, since Ash went insane, I needed a reason to keep going on my adventure and see the world, get stronger too, and what better way than by coming with you?"

If anything, Cilan was a flatterer. He knew just what to say to get you to agree with him. He had a bright future in politics. "You know..." Naruto began slyly, "We never got the chance to battle each other."

Cilan saw the look in his eye and simply waved his hands in a placating manner. "Now now, no need for violence-"

"There is always need for violence!" Stephan came out of nowhere, his face set in a passionate way, and sparkles around his head. "This world is a land of violence and deception! For far too long we of this generation of Pokemon Trainers have lived in ignorance of the truth, our parents and adults hiding the truth from us! In these times, the only thing we can truly count on...is our pokemon and their strength!"

His voice was filled with passion as his Sok began to throw sakura petals, from who knows where, into the air around him, making a dramatic scene.

"Oh Sok, we've done it, we have spread our...Flames of Youth!"

And it was this scene, Naruto and Cilan screaming on the floor about sparkle hugs and immortal rainbows of color, that Obito and Jay walked into, Obito nearly dying of laughter as he did, and Jay just shaking her head. "You have five seconds to clean this up, or i'll have my Salamence fry your ass off my ship."

Stephan and Sok stopped and bowed low to ground before moving fast and cleaning up the mess as fast as they could, both looking at it as training. Before they left, Obito had to make a crack at them. "This is almost as bad as the time my Druddigon decided to push me into you, Jay. As I recall, wasn't that the day that Naruto was conceived?"

Jay glared at him with rosy cheeks while Naruto simply scowled and held up a pokeball. "Oi, Old Man, Numachi is more than capable of fighting whatever pokemon you may have, so do be getting pervy on...Mom."

Noting the reluctance when he said Mom, Obito chuckled. "You know...I haven't exactly had a good battle with anyone lately, and I bet my pokemon could use a good challenge. Let's see if you have what it takes to keep the title of Tyrant...Brat."
Naruto grinned at that. He loved battling, especially against good opponents, so the chance to battle was something he always looked for with people. It just so happened that Obito Uchiha was something of a very strong trainer, even if he wasn't the greatest at the current time. "Bring...it...on!"

(Later that day)

"This match is between Naruto and Obito Uchiha. It will feature two pokemon each, and substitutions are allowed for both! Begin!" Cilan declared as he was the referee.

Naruto and Obito stood across from each other, both sporting grins, even if only one could be seen, and ready to roll. It was decided that Naruto would go first, and he carefully thought over his options.

From what he knew, his father specialized in both psychic and steel types, even if it didn't make a ton of sense to the younger Uchiha. So, by that conclusion, Obito would start with his Alakazam. "Alright, go Kenpachi!"

The massive dinosaur looking pokemon appeared in a flash of light and roared as it stood up, before it saw Naruto and gave a massive smile in both mouth and eye before jumping on the teen, as though giving him a hug. It was just his fucking luck! He got the most friendly goddamn Haxorus out of every single fucking one! "kenpachi! Off! We're getting ready for a battle! No time for this crap!"

Kenpachi got off of his trainer, if a bit reluctant, before looking at Obito, who was laughing a bit, and snarling. Obito saw the serious look in the pokemon's eyes and smirked as he held up his own ball. "Alright, let's rock this bitch! Go, Akuma!"

The pokemon that came out was not what Naruto expected.

It was his father's Druddigon, and it looked way worse than the last time they saw each other. It had always been different from others, as it had a darker red head, and a black body. It had two growths coming out of it's back skull, looking almost like horns, and it's eyes were a deep orange. It was no wonder his name was Akuma, or Devil, as it certainly looked like one.

This match was beginning to get interesting.

(In the crowed)

Jay watched as the battle commenced, her face neutral. She had never seen one of her wayward son's battles in person before, and the grey haired teens true pokemon set had never been revealed to her. He periodically switched out what pokemon he used, but his prized Swampert, Numachi as he calls it, had never been switched.

It would be a good thing to see just what he was capable of as a trainer, and she was sure the rumors of the above average strength of the pokemon he had weren't lies, but fact. It was a scary thought that a kid his age was capable of that, but then again, he did spend a few years in the Wild Zone.

"So..." Iris asked in an excited tone, as the match was getting her really pumped. "Who do you think is gonna win?"

Georgia answered the dark skinned girl, her voice serious. "As much as I hate to say it, Obito will."

"What makes you say that?" Cilan asked for himself, wincing a bit when Kenpachi was thrown to the ground and dodged a stomp.

The red headed girl just shook her head and gestured to the battle. "From what I gathered over the years, Obito's Akuma is more of a damage dealer and was his first pokemon, with years of experience Naruto doesn't have. The fact of the matter is, that experience will be invaluable against a teen like him. Not to mention it was also trained in the Wild Zone."

(Back to the battle)

Naruto was almost agape in shock as Kenpachi was thrown around by the grappling Druddigon, Akume, like a redheaded stepchild before the might of slap and stairs alike. Getting a grip, he ordered Kenpachi to use one of the many moves he had taught and made for each of his pokemon. "Kenpachi, use Decapitating Carver Blade!"

The Haxorus roared and swung it's tail and the Druddigon, who dodged, before he continued to do so. The axe looking limb made an excellent mid-range weapon, and was certainly fun for the Dragon-type pokemon to use.

Obito smirked as he made a hand sign and Akuma nodded, taking the hits and falling unconscious. "You know, now that I only have one pokemon left, and you have yet to show me, how about you bring out your strongest pokemon, and we'll see whose is strongest?"

"Fuck no! Just bring it out already!" Naruto yelled across, feeling a bit over-confident in himself from the victory.

Sighing, Obit did just that. "I choose you, Haiboku...!" It had to be impossible. It just had to be. There was no way he could have THAT pokemon. The chances were zero! How did he have it!? Why did he have it!? "...otherwise known as Mewtwo!"

AN: I'm gonna end it there as a cliffhanger, and enjoy the fact that I may be getting a job soon. As such, my schedule of posting will be a bit different, as I honestly am running out of time, steam, and ideas and inspiration.

To make up for my absence, here is a preview of a future story!

(Omake- Preview- Naruto x Multi-Crossover)

You know when they say that the border between life and death is impossible to cross? And you know how I'm capable of doing pretty much anything? Well, let me explain. My name is Naruto Uzumaki, and up until about three days ago, I was nothing more than some eight year old pariah in my village. Then, I awaken my unknown bloodline from some part of some clan Called the Uzumaki, and soon I can do all this weird shit, like talk to dead people, see peoples souls, use my own soul for attacks, and a bunch of other shit, like raising the dead.

Despite the absolute shitty weirdness in my life, things are looking up. I have a sexy maid that's also an angel, a blonde dude in a pink feather coat as one of my generals, a sexy sword lady as my bodyguard, a girl who has abilities similar to mine incapable of talking, another sexy woman who turns out to be a cat-demon thing, and finally, my best friend is a dude who can turn into water and can use any kind of sword.

My life is far from being normal, but hey, that's what happens when you're the first ever Necromancer Shinobi...

Or a guy who's had a really shitty day.

(End Omake)

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