At the bridal shop, the girls were trying on bridesmaids dresses. Trish came out in a blue glittery dress.

"It's alright," I said. "What do y'all think?"

"I like it, Momma," said Krishna.

"I don't," said Jean. Jean is so stubborn just like her mother with weird natural red hair.

"Blue Jeans, what's with this one," asked Rosie.

"Mom, it's tight and will show too much of my cleavage."

"What cleavage?" Rosie chuckled.

"Mom!"

"Baby, I'll admit you're not as developed as I was when I was your age. Hell, at the age of ten, I was a 16A."

"Let's get back to the dresses," said Trish. "Ally, what color do you want it?"

"Purple, red, or blue." I answered. "Rosie, have you planned the bridal shower for this Saturday?"

"This Saturday? Oh, shit."

"Rosie, I told you that it was next week. How could you forget?"

"I don't know!"

"You did it again, Rose. You failed again."

"Ally, don't do this."

"No, you know what? Trish should be my maid of honor."

"Ally—" Trish interrupted.

"I'm not your maid of honor anymore?" asked Rosie.

"That's right." I said.

"Jean, come on. We are leaving." Rosie got her purse and left with Jean.

I didn't want to do that, but I had no choice. Lately, Rosie hasn't been doing her maid of honor duties and it's pissing me off. Our wedding is stressing me out and I think I'm getting grey hairs.

Trish took Austin and I to the Dilaurentis hotel dining room for our reception. It looked beautiful.

"I love it," said Austin. "So huge and big."

"Trish, it's wonderful," I said.

"By the way, your dad paid for the band." She said.

Dez came in and playing a saxophone. Although he was good, I wasn't that impressed.

"What do you think?" He asked.

"Why?" I said. "Never mind. It was my dad who paid for it."

"He ask me to do it for free wih the addition of four hundred dollars for the saxophone." said Dez.

Gavin and Jase walked in. "Uncle Austin, Aunt Ally," said Gavin. "Your chef won't cook for the wedding."

"Why not?" asked Austin.

"He got food poisoning. How about I cook? It'll be cheap."

"Really, Trish?" I asked.

"I probably shouldn't mention the bridesmaids dresses."

Leighton, Jean, and Krishna walked in wearing pale pink southern bell dresses. They looked ridiculous.

"What the hell?" I asked.

"Don't ask, Mom," said Leighton.

"Trish—"

"I'm sorry, Ally. With all the planning and maid of honor stuff, I'm becoming stressed with everything. My brain is going berserk. I'm even loosing my hair. See?!" A piece of her hair was in her hand.

"Oh, god." said Austin.

"Exactly!"

"Ugh!" I groaned. "Could things get any worse?"

Out of the blue, Rosie appeared wearing a black cape covering her body. Apparently things can get worse.

"Rosie, don't do this—" begged Dez.

"Quiet, half-breed!" Rosie turned to us. "It has come to my attention that I am not maid of honor material. Well, I am very angry with that. I'm sorry that I have to do this, Ally. First off, Desmond, Jean, Fulgencio, I love you all so much. But if I can't be the maid of honor…I'm gonna be the bride!"

Rosie removed her robe revealing a short tight red dress she had on lifting her boobs up a little.

"You got to be kidding," I moaned.

"Austin, I love you. I always loved you. I loved you since the day you accidentally walked in on me with my shirt off."

"Oh, god," he said under his breath as he crossed his arms.

"So let me propose the greatest opportunity you will ever receive in your dull, crappy life. Will you be my husband?"

"No."

"Perhaps you didn't hear me. Let me say it again in the traditional way. Will you marry me?"

"No."

"One more time. Just one last time. Again this is a once in a lifetime dream. This is the best you'll ever get. Will you—Austin—marry me—Rosie?"

"Yes."

"Really?"

"No!"

"Damn it! I tried. Can I still be the maid of honor?"

"Trish, will it take the pressure off of you?" I asked.

"Yes, it will." sighed Trish. "Please! Please!"

"Fine. Rosie—"

"Yes." She said. "Of course. Ally, I would even allow you to punch me once in our lifetime."

"Thanks, Rose. By the way—" I quickly threw my fist at Rosie's nose and pulled back. My knuckles hurt a bit.

Rosie held her nose and shrieked, "Ally!"

"Don't ever propose to Austin." I warned her. "Understand?"

"Yes, Ally. Oh, by the way…Ow! That kind of hurt."

"Really? That hurt my hand."

"I got a hard nose and you are getting tougher and tougher. I like that. Don't worry. This wedding will survive."

"Austin, everything is going to be great," I said.

"How so?" He asked.

"Well, we have the dresses, my dress, and our guests are arriving."

"Oh, yeah. Donna said she was bringing her special friend."

"Special friend?"

"She said that she's bringing a special friend named Kendall. I am so proud of her. Hopefully, he's not a criminal."

"And Trish said that her niece is coming too."

"Little Maya?"

"Yes, Trish said she finally lost her baby fat."

"Isn't Jase out with Donna right now?"

"Oh, yeah. She must've introduced him to Kendall."

The sound of the door opened and closed. Jase appeared.

"Hey, Dad, Mom," he said along with Donna. "I just met Kendall, who is unbelievably awesome."

"Oh, Kendall is here," I asked. "Donna, can meet your friend?"

"Sure," she said. "Kendall has been dying to meet you guys." She went outside to get her special guy friend.

"Is Kendall really that great?" asked Austin. "I'm glad Donna found a guy she really likes."

"There's something I should warn you both about Kendall," said Jase.

"Sweetie, what is that?" I asked.

"Kendall is—" Jase stopped once Donna returned with an unfamiliar stranger—a curvy blonde woman with black-framed glasses.

"Austin, Ally, I would like you to meet Kendall," Donna introduced the woman.

Kendall is a woman? I did not see that coming.

"Oh, hi," I said.

"Ally, Austin, I've heard so much about you two," said Kendall. "Now I know Jase doesn't just get his good looks from Donna." We all chuckled.

"Well, we better get going," said Donna. "Come on, babe."

They both left. Austin sighed, "I impregnated a lesbian. Man, this is the story of my life."

"She just came out of the closet," explained Jase. "It was scary for her but she is accepting who she is. Kendall really makes her happy."

"Sweetie, we accept people for who they are," I said. "It doesn't matter whether they are gay, straight, or bi. Not even transgendered."

"By the way, let's go, Jase," said Austin. "Dez and the boys told us to meet them at the…place."

"You guys have a fun bachelor party," I said. "But be ready for tomorrow and Jase, no drinking. If you take even a sip of alcohol, I will have Aunt Rosie chase you across the city and tie you up in 60 seconds. She was in junior rodeo and was a rodeo clown for dad."

"Don't worry, Mom. I'll take care of Dad." said Jase.

"And I appreciate it, Jase." I gave him a kiss on the cheek as he walked to the car.

Austin came up to me and said, "Tomorrow is going to be great. I promise that everything will go the way it should."

"I know," I said. "It doesn't matter as long as I'm with you."

He kissed me and pulled back. "I love you."

"I love you too. Now go have some fun."

He left. My future husband was going away for his bachelor party. If he has anal sex with a stripper, I will kill him.

Trish and Rosie forcefully dragged me to the male stripper club. It scared me a bit because I've been here a few times with Rosie and Trish for ladies night. Last year, it was very awkward because we were there for guys night. At least I have some homos for homies. That did not come out right.