Based off of the prompt “Tell me why I deal with you again?” Hetero NedEng. Written to cause myself (a Brit) and a Dutch friend pain.

Based off of the prompt “Tell me why I deal with you again?” Hetero NedEng. Written to cause myself (a Brit) and a Dutch friend pain.

Based off of the prompt “It’s my happy juice.” Hetero NedEng. Written to cause myself (a Brit) and a Dutch friend pain

Based off of the prompt “It’s my happy juice.” Hetero NedEng. Written to cause myself (a Brit) and a Dutch friend pain

Based off of the prompt “Can we get a dog?” “No, this house only has room for one bitch” Hetero NedEng. Written to cause myself (a Brit) and a Dutch friend pain

Based off of the prompt “This little piggy went to market.” DenNor #9

La mezcla del insomnio y una imaginación sin control puede ser interesante y a veces darnos un susto sin sentido..

Title means ‘spinning around the windmill’ in Dutch. Netherlands gets his scarf caught in a windmill, and man is he in for a hell of a ride. (Failed?) crack and OOC warning

In some hopeful future, the pandemic wanes toward a final close, and an Englishman crosses the channel to visit a very old friend. Both are surprised by who they find waiting for them in Calais, but what is a thousand years of companionship, really, if you can't occasionally pretend you're strangers? Rated only for language.

Lumi: taivaalta tippuva kylmä aines, joka on joko jokatalvinen rasite tai riemunlähde. Raapale.

Matthew Williams, Arthur Kirkland, Francis Bonnefoy and Feliks Łukasiewicz get themselves into a journey none of them had suspected. Armed with a car, a bunch of snacks, some money and bad social skills, they go searching for a friend... This is Dorm #17.

Historia, unet, muistot – toisinaan ne olivat heille yksi ja sama asia.

Felicja Łukasiewicz es una noble polaca criada en el campo que sueña con vivir bajo sus reglas. Durante una tormenta descubrirá un error en su mundo, lo que le revela ser la protagonista de un cuento, sabiendo que su cuento pertenece a la categoría de drama y que su destino será trágico, decide voltear las tornas y cambiar su destino. Además de quedarse con el chico que desea.

It’s 1853 and America is crying in an empty room in Japan’s house because Japan is drinking (even though really none of this has anything to do with Japan), and he is sure that this is going to be a defining moment in their international relations. tw: child abuse, alcohol(ism)

Ivan's first mistake was thinking he was in control of the situation when he managed to convince the fastidious Ludwig Beilschmidt to get on his knees for him. He just didn't expect the man to be so damned good at blowjobs. RusGer. PWP.

In which England wants to be taken against the wall and France's walk through Paris is code for something else

A crack fic of the crack ship Iceland x Fridge. Don’t take this seriously. OOC warning

A crack fic of the crack ship Finland x Vodka. Don’t take this seriously. OOC warning

A crack fic of the crack ship Norway x Butter. Don’t take this seriously. OOC warning

A crack fic of the crack pairing Sweden X IKEA. Don’t take this seriously. OOC warning

A crack fic of the crack pairing Denmark x Pineapple. Don’t take this seriously. OOC warning

Based off of the prompt “You should probably go home” “But I’m already home.” DenNor #8

Alot of 2p Itacest summary before every story. Its rated M cause /blood, smut, cursing, torture, probably rape, abuse and other stuff./

Alfred was very close to death. Twice in one day it seemed. Highly unrealistic, but waking up to find your whole family surrounding you wasn't what he wanted; to barge into his business. But in reality he was extremely grateful. (Anorexic/Self-harm!America) (Francis is a paramedic) (Arthur is a financial manager) (And Matthew is young) [FrUK, RusAme, GerIta, More ships probably]

Based off of the prompt “Your bedhead is the cutest thing ever, how do I politely ask you if you want to cuddle” Omegaverse (not really, more like fluff) NedEng. Written to cause myself (a Brit) and a Dutch friend pain