Chapter 3:

Fuck Rule #1

Previously:

"Rules?" Pein questioned.

"Yes, Like, No killing anyone from my world, Don't damage or destroy my home... oh, yeah and No rituals in the house."

"Fuck No,Bitch-" Hidan objected looking angrily at Kami.

"Alright." Pein spoke. " Akatsuki, please abide by those three three rules."

After telling the Akatsuki to follow the three rules, Pein left along with most of the them,leaving Hidan, Deidara and Tobi. Itachi was the last to walk through the doors, and I turned my head watch him leave, not to expecting him to also turn his head in my direction, probably feeling someone's eyes on him. We made eye contact for a brief second before he turned once again and left the room. He was sooo attractive! You read all the time that the Uchiha Clan was blessed with good looks but seeing it close up was definitely a sight to see.

Itachi Uchiha is the greatest ninjas ever!Not only is he drop dead gorgeous but he has the brains to compliment his appearance. Named a genuis, he graduated from the Academy at the top of his class at age 7. And a prodigy by mastering the Sharingan by 8, he passed the Chunin Exams at enrolled in ANBU half a year later,becoming captian at age 13. The possibility of his strength was uncanning. Yet he allowed his younger brother, Sasuke, to kill him out of his own guilt for murdering his entire clan. If he had not plan to die by the hands of his younger brother, there is no doubt in my mind that no one in the Naruto world could kill him. No one...aside from his illness.

"Bitch! Did you hear me! I said I am hungry, cook something!" the loud mouth Jashinist called from behind me, pulling me from my thoughts. "Food, NOW!" He barked.

I had, had enough of his yelling at me, I was pissed. But I didn't want him to kill me. But then I remembered Rule #1No killing anyone from this world. Which included me. I walked over to the knives that were kept on top of the counter in a knife holder and pulled out the first one.

"Listen punk, my name isn't "Bitch," it's Kami!" I spoke as I stepped closer to him with the knife. He smirked knowing what I was thinking.

"You wouldn't Bitch, fighting is definitely not your style," he said looking me up and down like a dog. I hate when guys do that. But he was right, fighting wasn't my thing, shopping, make up, and everything cute was my style. Not punching, kicking, and getting hurt. But that doesn't mean I'm not subject to change, especially given my current situation.

Without a second thought I stabbed the knife as fast and as hard as I could into Hidan's hand that he had leaning on the counter. When I saw the blood gush out, I started screaming. And I was joined with Heather screaming just as loud next to me.

"Well, Fuck she actually did it!" Hidan's smirk widened as he looked at the knife impaled inside of his hand.

"Didn't expect that,un" Deidara laughed on one of the stools. "And stop screaming, yeah. It's like you didn't expect him to bleed after stabbing him with a knife,un." Yeah, he's right but I didn't expect there to be so much.

"Tobi thinks Kami, is cool! Tobi said jumping on Deidara's back, only to be pushed off.

"Doesn't it hurt?" Heather asked.

"Well, I guess it does kinda sting." He responded. I let go of the knife and stepped back.

"Sting, it doesn't hurt...like really,really bad?"

"No, Bitch! Why would it?" He asked as he pulled the knife out of his hand and blood gushed from the open wound.

"Now," Hidan turned to me with an evil glint in his eyes, "Time for a little payback, Bitch!"

I ran as fast as I could out of the room down the hall screaming. But I wasn't fast enough for a ninja. I was tackled face-first, and felt a hard smack on my butt. "Damn, girl got an ass!" Hidan shouted before turning me over on my back. "Not much of a chest like your friend though." He said as he cupped my left breast with his hand.

"Fuck off!" I yelled as I smacked his hand away.

"Oh, still being macho I see," He leaned in close to my face and I could feel his breath against my lips. He grabbed both my hands and placed them above my head. "You know, you very mouthy...and unexpecting," he said as he lowered his head at my neck, I could feel his breath on my neck with each word. "Plus your kinda cute...I like that." He said before coming down to kiss my lips.

Luckly I moved my head to the right fast enough and he only got the corner.

"Get off me, you Asshole!" I could tell just what type of man Hidan was. He was the type that would use a girl for all his selfish needs and then throw her away. Hell, probably sacrifice her to Jashin!

"No, Bitch! I still haven't gotten my payback yet!" He let go of my hands for a brief second, I used that time to attempt to fight him off by punching him in the face, but like he said, fighting isn't my style, it caused me more pain to assault him. "Ouch" I said as I grabbed my hand. He then restrained my hands, once again, by holding them together above my head with one hand this time, while the other held the same bloody kitchen knife I stabbed him with.

"Wait... what are you?...Rule #1 You can't harm anyone from my world. I'm from this world so you can't touch me!" I said with a nervous smirk. Maybe it was a bad idea to stab him in the hand with a knife,I thought.

"Fuck the Rules, Does it look like I give a fuck about those Rules?" He cursed as he held the knife in front of him.

Yes definitely a bad idea to stab him in the hand with a knife.

"Now its time for some payback, Bitch!-Oh, what do you want?"

I turned my head to see Itachi hovering next to us. How did I not hear him walk over.

"Get off of her." He spoke calmly, with his sharingans a blazed.

"No, fuck you. She has to learn her lesson."

"Which is?" He said in a dull flat tone.

"Not to fuck around with me, or you get fucked back!"

"We have Rules to follow." He said taking a step closer to our bodies on the floor.

"Yeah Uchiha, Well FUCK em'" And with that he crashed the knife into my body. I screamed expecting to feel the pain. But it didn't happen. The body that had been on top of me was gone and I was pulled off the floor.

Hidan was lying on the ground on the other side of the hallway. He was cursing under his breath as he stood up taking on a stance that I recognized as his fighting stance. He was able to take to running steps toward the Uchiha before to stitched hands grabbed him by the shoulders and pulled him off the ground.

"Enough,Hidan!"his partner said, stepping into the hallway.

"Fuck you Kakuzu, she stabbed my hand!" He said waving said hand in the air.

"I don't care if she ripped your head off, we have an agreement with them that we will not harm anyone of this world. We must honor that agreement."

"Fuck you Kakuzu-" Hidan started, but you could tell that Kakuzu had had enough. He simply punched Hidan in the head with one of his hands, causing him to be immediately knocked out. Kakuzu then dropped his body to the floor and left with a sigh.

"You know you should not have stabbed Hidan." Itachi spoke, now standing only a few feet away from me, and staring at me with is red eyes. He was both intimidating, and beautiful,I wanted to melt.

"Yeah, I know. I wasn't really thinking." I said, looking directly into his eyes. It wasn't very smart to look any Uchiha with activated Sharingans in the eyes, but I had a gut feeling he wouldn't hurt me.

"You need to be careful." He said and swiftly turned to leave, from where he most likely came from.

"Thank you, Itachi." I called to him and he stopped but didn't turn to look at me. "You got him off of me,right. So I'm thanking you." I felt so shy and out of place all of a sudden. My cheeks were warm.

The iconic "Hn" was all I got before he continued out the room. I turned the opposite way and headed back to the kitchen. Leaving the unconscious zealot on the floor.

A few minutes before...

Kisame's POV

Damn, I'm hungry. Should've had that sandwich before we did the Jutsu.

"Um.. what's up Itachi?" We had just left the kitchen and was making it down the hallway when Itachi suddenly stopped walking. I stopped as well and waited for my partner

"His eyes..." Itachi spoke in a distant voice.

"Who's eyes?" I wondered looking intently at Itachi.

"The way he was looking at her...I don't like it." He said again in a detached monotone voice.

"Itachi, I'm kinda confused. Who's looking at who?" He seemed to snap out of his trance.

"Nothing." He said in a flat tone as he continued down the hallway. Man, he's acting weird. Wonder who he was talking bout'?

A few seconds later a scream was heard.

"Is that Kami?" I wondered aloud.

Itachi stopped moving.

What is up with him?

He abruptly turned around and left back towards the kitchen.

Hmm. Interesting...

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