Unfortunately I do not own twilight as much as I wish I did it belongs to Stephenie Meyer.
WAYS TO ANNOY JACOB BLACK
1. For his birthday buy him a collar, lead and a dog food bowl.
2. Buy him a 'Team Edward' t-shirt.
3. Shred all his other clothes so he has to wear it.
4. Tell him that the Volturi came and killed Renesmee.
5. When he is in Italy phone him and tell him you were lying.
6. When he runs away put 'Lost Dog' posters up with his picture on it.
7. Ask him to get you something, then when he brings it to you say 'Good Boy' and laugh hysterically.
8. Tell him the Cullen's are moving to Scotland so Nessie can feel more at home.
9. Tell him dogs aren't aloud to fly so they are leaving him behind.
10. Try to teach him how to sit.
11. Sign a contract for him to join the Edward fan club.
12. Make him go to EVERY meeting.
13. Stick pictures up of Edward ALL over his walls.
14. Tell him real men sparkle.
15. Whenever he sits of the sofa in the Cullen's house, remind him Esme doesn't let dogs on the sofa.
16. Dye his hair blonde.
17. Tell him that he looks like Edward with blonde hair.
18. Remind him that Bella would rather date a 'dead' person than him.
19. Tell Leah that he wants to date her.
20. Tell Bella that he left Renesmee.
21. Tell him Renesmee joined the Volturi.
22. Talk about Edward every moment your with him; 'ISN'T HE HOT!' 'Edward's the best' ect.
23. Take him on a long road trip in Edward's Volvo, lock the doors and play 'Who Let The Dogs Out?' really loud for the entire trip.
24. Tell him Rosalie is prettier than Renesmee.
25. Tell him he isn't aloud to see Nessie anymore.
26. Or Bella.
27. Ask him if he is dazzled by Edward.
28. Tell him that you are allergic to dogs.
29. Cough and choke every time you see him after that.
30. Shout at him and scream 'THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT DOG!' when even Carlisle starts to get worried about your health.
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