Hey so I know about a hundred of you are reading this cuz of the stats so please please PLEASE gimme a little something and review! I don't really wanna write more unless I get some encouragement cuz I don't really think I'm the greatest. XD Enjoy!

By the time Thorin left he'd broken all the pans. And pants. His own. The lower crotches area. He couldn't find anything: his underwear, his shoes, his hairbands. So instead he put on a pair of Ori's old ones. They kinda fit tight but he knew Ori would like it. So in the end, he decided to just wear that and only that as he walked out the door to find the black headed.

"Hi Uncle," Kili chirped like one of those birds.

"What would you like?" thorin asked.

Kili looked around, thinking once or twice as he noticed the house he was at. "Um, are you sure you're ready? I just was thinking that this wasn't your house so you must' ve… is this…?"

"Yes."

Ori heard all of this from the bathroom as he cleaned up what was left over. He couldn't help but snarl. Why was that slut Kili out there at all? And what did he want with his hair man? Ori loved that hair. If Kili should be anything it should be dead or naked to lure in his brother Fili, the blonde haired.

Ori heard a ringing bell. It was his door.

"H-Hello?" he answered from the bedroom.

"It's me, Fili."

Ori's pants dropped like a rocketship, or so he felt like but they didn't really. Still, it made him go red. "W-what do you need?"

"A spoon."

"Is that all?" Ori cried (inside) that that wasn't all he needed. He wished he would kiss him and tell him that he was all he needed in the world. That they could be married if he was okay with that. He knew he would be if he could talk him into that but he was never much for words, only drawings. So he wondered if he could draw for Fili what he wanted him to know. Only the drawing would make him go redder.

Kili raised his eyebrows. "is that you, Thorin?"

"No, it's your grandmother."

The dark haired eyes grew as huge as planets as he thought of this.

"I'm just kidding," Thorin chuckled. He loved to joke his nephews. Especially when they were so cute and small. He wished things were different.

Ori suddenly found himself so close to Fili that he could feel his breathing on his nose. And his breath smelled like ale and flowers on a spring evening beneath a full moon that shone really bright.

"Hi, Ori," Fili smiles.

"Hi, Fili. Oh my," Ori quibbled. The way he said it, oh my. He didn't realize he'd said it out loud until the other cocked his head in confusion. Looking really cute. Ori just wanted to give in. kisss him. Grab those big arms and bite them.

"Okay time to go," Kili called from outside.

"Okay," Fili called from inside. "Just real quick."

"Okay," Kili called from outside.

"You guys sound like ehoes," Thorin chuckled. "So different from Ori. Only… I imagine HOW different…" he said as Kili bent over to pick up a pinecone.

"Okay, here I am" Fili shouted as he arrived.

"Good let's go." Thorin said.

"But wait!" Ori called from inside.

The three looked over and around each other at Ori.

Ori blushed. He didn't realy know what he wanted to say, just that he wanted Fili to see him. All of him.

"Yes?" Kili called instead of Fili and Ori wanted to tear his little nose off. Not his own but Kili's.

"Nothing!" Ori squeake.d

"Okay," Kili called then ran off and up a tree. Fili followed him, laughing, while Thorin walked behind and winked at Ori then at Kili and Fili's buttockeses.

Ori sighed sadly and returned to his little home. Alone. But then he noticed something. Fili's coat! He had left it! Ori smiled. He now had an excuse to invite the tall blonde in...

So I snuck a little poetry in this one guys. Lemme know how you like it cuz all these feels make me want to write more like that XD