Ways To Annoy The Twilight Characters

by TwilightForever01

Ever wondered how to annoy your favourite twilight character? Find out how to annoy Bella, Edward, Carlisle, Jacob and the rest of the Cullen family. Includes ways to annoy the Volturi, Renesmee, Charlie,and more.

4. Renesmee 'Nessie' Cullen

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WAYS TO ANNOY RENESMEE CULLEN

1. Remind her Jacob loved her mum before he loved her.

2. Tell her the Volturi came to kill her.

3. Tell Jacob that she wants 'his paw in marriage'.

4. Take pictures of her and tell her that its proof the Loch Ness Monster is real.

5. Tell her Jacob ran away with Jane.

6. Tell her she is only a half breed and that her dad is a better vampire.

7. Buy her a toy wolf and tell her Jacob ran away then say 'It doesn't matter you have your new dog to look after you now'.

8. Buy her a dog.

9. Call it Jacob.

10. Tell her it is better than the real Jake.

11. Ask her what she will call her puppies.

12. Lock her in a room with Aro.

13. Lock Jacob in a room with Aro.

14. Buy her some fish and when she asks why tell her 'I thought you'd be happy :( I brought you some new friends'.

15. Tell her Jacob wants to marry Leah instead.

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