Ways To Annoy The Twilight Characters

by TwilightForever01

Ever wondered how to annoy your favourite twilight character? Find out how to annoy Bella, Edward, Carlisle, Jacob and the rest of the Cullen family. Includes ways to annoy the Volturi, Renesmee, Charlie,and more.

6. Emmett Cullen

I do not own twilight, although I wish I did..

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WAYS TO ANNOY EMMETT CULLEN

1. Dye his hair and all his clothes pink.

2. When he goes crazy, act innocent and say 'It isn't Wednesday yet Em.' (Remember this from Mean Girls anyone?)

3. Lock him in a suitcase and send him on a plane to the sunniest place on the other side of the world.

4. Tell Rosalie he did it because he saw her face.

5. Beat him in a wrestling match (Especially if your a girl.)

6. Buy him a McDonald's. When he doesn't eat it start crying and say your going to tell Rose.

7. Get Rosalie to back you up.

8. Tell Alice he said she could take him shopping.

9. Destroy his Jeep.

10. Buy him a bicycle to replace it.

11. Make him ride his new 'present' everywhere he goes.

12. Shave his head.