I still don't own twilight.
WAYS TO ANNOY ALICE CULLEN
1. DESTROY HER PORSCHE!
2. Buy her a crystal ball at Christmas.
3. Call her a midget gem.
4. Freeze all her credit cards. (Confessions Of A Shopaholic)
5. Drive really S-L-L-L-O-O-O-O-W
6. Change your mind all the time.
7. Make her use a booster seat.
8. Steal her shoes and clothes.
9. Kidnap Jasper.
10. Then kill Jasper.
11. Help Edward and Bella plan their Vegas wedding.
12. Wreck Bella and Edward's wedding.
13. Insult her dress sense.
14. Your School is doing the play 'Snow White and the seven dwarves' sign Alice up to be one of the dwarves, dress her in an elf costume.
15. When she comes to school ask her if she is lost. She doesn't look old enough to be here..
16. Remind her about Jasper and Maria.
17. Make her bedroom smell like wet dog.
18. Use a baby voice and call her adorable.
19. Buy her a Magic 8 ball.
20. Send her emails asking her to become a physic.
A/N : Jasper Next!