Title: Kamui and Subaru's ABCs

Rating: T

Warnings: KamuiSubaru, AU

Note: Where Kamui is acting childishly and Subaru is trying to act very mature. I tried. Please enjoy and leave a review behind! :D

Disclaimer: I don't own Kamui, Subaru or any other characters created by CLAMP.

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F: Fast Food

"Welcome, what would you like today?" Subaru asked in a strained voice as he adjusted the red and white cap he was wearing.

"Hmm" Kamui rubbed his chin. His eyes never trailing away from the boy behind the counter, or to be more specific, his brother that was behind the counter. "Maybe some fries?"

"What size would you like?" Subaru asked, tempted to roll his eyes.

Grinning Kamui pointed to the sizes that were displayed "One of those"

Subaru raised an eyebrow at his brother.

"Please" Kamui added, still smiling sweetly.

"Anything else?" Subaru asked, nodding.

"Do you recommend anything?" Kamui asked, smirking now. He knew his brother didn't eat fast food.

Subaru wanted to deck his brother. But decided otherwise as he looked at the long line of people behind his brother, waiting for their fast food.

An Hour Later

"You know, I think I won't take the Large Fries after all." Said Kamui, shifting the centre of his balance onto his left foot.

Subaru nodded, pushing the touch screen gently.

"I think I'll take a Large burger meal instead of the Strawberry Sundae"

"And which burger meal would you like?" Subaru asked, with thinning patience. He had been dealing with Kamui's indecisive order ever since he started working. It wasn't much fun, especially after watching the line of people behind Kamui disappear. Really, Kamui just wanted to make his life that much harder today.

Another Hour Later

"So perhaps I should go for the bacon and eggs like that woman over there" Kamui was now sitting on a chair. His head resting on his folded arms that were resting on the bench top.

Subaru didn't even want to look at who Kamui was talking about. He just wanted his brother to get his order over and done with.

Many Hours later

"Well, maybe I should just get the fries after all" Kamui stated monotonously

Yes. Subaru whispered into his head. He twitched a little when he thought about all the combinations of meals Kamui had gone through.

And this was supposed to be a FAST FOOD restaurant and how many hours has it taken for his dear brother to decide?

"Or maybe I should for with the Large Fries and Small Chocolate Sundae after all with an apple pie of course"

Apologies. He still hasn't decided. Subaru mentally sighed, for the nth time that day.

"Isn't your shift over?" Kamui asked, standing up from the chair he was just sitting on

Subaru looked a little surprised as he turned around, looking at the clock. Indeed his shift was over.

"I've decided not to order after all" Kamui smiled pleasantly as he moved away from the counter.

Subaru wanted to kill Kamui, if just in his imagination…

A hand clasped on Subaru's thin shoulder. Subaru gulped as he slowly turned around.

He knew it wasn't a good idea to get a part-time job without Kamui's consent.

And before the manager of the fast food restaurant could even speak, Kamui spoke for him "He's resigning"

Short and simple.

The manager let go of Subaru's shoulder. Kamui was still smiling and Subaru took off the cap he was wearing.

"Well are we going home?" the boy with emerald eyes asked with anticipation, as if he hadn't just spoken for the entirety of Subaru's shift.

"I hate…" how possessive you are. Subaru wanted to finish it like that. But he couldn't see the benefit of starting such a silly argument with his brother.

"I saved your manager the trouble of firing you, you know?" Kamui commented "where's my thanks?"

Subaru glared at his brother. "I hate fast food. Yes. I hate fast food."