Ways To Annoy The Twilight Characters

by TwilightForever01

Ever wondered how to annoy your favourite twilight character? Find out how to annoy Bella, Edward, Carlisle, Jacob and the rest of the Cullen family. Includes ways to annoy the Volturi, Renesmee, Charlie,and more.

8. Jasper 'Hale' Cullen

I still don't own twilight :( but maybe Alice will be my shopping partner ;D.

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WAYS TO ANNOY JASPER 'HALE' CULLEN

1. Paper cut yourself in front of him, suck your bleeding finger.

2. Ask him 'Do YOU want some?'

3. Call him Jasper Cullen

4. Ask him about Casper his cousin. (The friendly ghost)

5. Adopt a new born.

6. Make him stand with people of different moods [EXTREMELY happy, really depressed, very sad, ect.]

7. Tell him he should be a therapist.

8. Call him the living chill pill.

9. Ask him why he won't take Alice's last name.

10. Ask him why Alice didn't take his last name.

11. Salute him and scream 'YES, SIR' everytime he speaks to you.

12. Tell Edward he bit Bella.

13. Tell him Alice was imprinted on,and doesn't need him anymore.

14. Laugh whenever he speaks in a high pitched voice.

15. Tell him that Maria is getting married and she would love for him to be page boy and Alice a bridesmaid.