All of the twilight saga belongs to Stephenie Meyer...not me.
WAYS TO ANNOY AN ANTI TWILIGHTER
1. Buy them ALL the twilight merchandise.
2. Buy the twilight soundtrack using their money. Wreck/Delete all their other songs.
3. Take them to see a twilight marathon.
4. Complain about going 'human speed'.
5. Faint whenever you see Jacob or Edward during the film.
6. Ask them for a werewolf for your birthday.
7. When they tell you werewolves aren't real, cry.
8. Jump off a cliff. When they ask why say it was to see Edward.
9. Tell them the Volturi called you last night, they know to much..they are coming for her.
10. Call them at 3 AM telling them you had a nightmare about the Volturi.
11. Faint whenever you see blood.
12. Whenever you see a Volvo run and see if Edward is inside.
13. Get red contacts and run around screaming 'Edward changed me!'.
14. Tell them Alice has seen their death.
15. Tell them they are invited to Bella and Edward's wedding.
16. Change your name to Bella Swan,Rosalie Hale, Alice Cullen, Esme, Renesmee, ect.
17. Make faces whilst they are eating.
18. When they ask you why say 'My favourite is deer..'
19. Dress like the Volturi, tell them it was to protect the Cullen's...
20. Kidnap them and take them to Forks. Run around screaming 'EDWARD' and 'JACOB'.
21. Cry when they tell you that they do not exist.
22. Call them a dog. Say you can not stand wet dog smell.
23. Whenever you hear thunder tell your friend; 'The Cullen's must be playing baseball..'
24. Whenever you get a paper cut tell them you are scared Jasper will smell the blood.
25. Talk to them about twilight ALL day.